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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
This year, all All-Star events feature a court fully-outfitted in LED lights. In the celebrity game they have used this to put "hot spots" worth more points on the floor as if it's video game. Unclear if this will be done in games where players have the basketball IQ to capitalize on this. E: Ben Golliver REPORTS that they will be using a traditional wooden court for the actual all star game.

Here is a schedule of events

All times are Arizona time (lol)

Friday
5:00 - "Celebrity" Game - See celebs touch a basketball for a first time
7:00 - Rising Star Games - See first and second year players go off. This year it's a short tournament format. Sometimes these games are better than the all star game itse.f

Saturday
12:00 - HBCU Classic - Basically an HBCU all star game
6:00 - All-Star Saturday Night
  • Skills Challenge - Watch big men with chips on their shoulder show up guards
  • Starry 3-Point Contest - watch some dope three point shooting and also often one guy who seems to have touched a basketball for the first time
  • Steph vs Sabrina 3-Point Challenge - two great shooters square off
  • Slam dunk contest - nightcap to put you to sleep early if you're an east coast baby

Sunday
11:30 - G-League All Star Game - It's been fun a couple times
6:00 - East vs West All Star Game

Rick fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Feb 17, 2024

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Also a mod might want to put "NBA" in the title just to stop the hockey fans from getting aggro.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I liked some random guy trying to one on one a WNBA player and she stonewalled him

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i know 4 people on these rosters, that is a way higher number than i expected

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I love Haliburton's jacket. If I was rich I would buy it.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Lots of dunks

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


Don't even like ruffles

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
I kinda like the idea of each team having a "crunch time mode button" tbh. You use it when you think you have a big edge but then look like a huge idiot when they outscore you.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Bringing the energy of TV timeout contests for children to the all star game.

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
TJ rear end is gunning for mvp

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Oh is that Tamberi???

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Lmao why is jennifer hudson out there

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
Blue team is fouling to prevent the tiny streamer from ever scoring I guess?

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Rising Stars time. Let's go!

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
Having two teammates who presumably have pick and roll chemistry feels like a huge advantage for this very serious tournament

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Scoooooot

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Wemby.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Team Jalen looks like poo poo

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
Well, I see one team is half trying and one team isn't trying at all.

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
Trying is for losers. Team Chet knows what up.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Scoot setting the tone guarding from half court

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 8 days!)

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Eratik posted:

Trying is for losers. Team Chet knows what up.

absolutely

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 8 days!)

Gravy Boat 2k
jaden ivey trying out for and 1

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
hawkins the only one passing or making jumpshots for his team lol

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
Playing two centers is a bit of a cheat code in this game

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Hell yeah, let's get some beef going.

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 8 days!)

Gravy Boat 2k
how many times you gonna call jordan hawkins keyonte george

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Thassa foul

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
That seemed more difficult than a free throw

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

gently caress yea thats what a rising stars game should be.

RandomHodge
Jul 5, 2007
Yeah that started as a snooze fest but was pretty fun by the end

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Hell yeah, Emani. Let em know.

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Eratik posted:

Playing two centers is a bit of a cheat code in this game

some might say 3 is even better

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.
Jabari smith has been really good this year. Kinda rude to introduce him as a "rebounding machine".

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Miller, jacquez, podziemski, and Wemby lmao

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 8 days!)

Gravy Boat 2k
lmao at this matchup, wow

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Sending the G Leaguers out there to die.

Edit - maybe not!

Paying2Lurk fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Feb 17, 2024

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 8 days!)

Gravy Boat 2k
this is incredible lol

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Pau didn’t get these boys ready :wth:

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Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
clearly detlef schrempf knows how to pick ‘em

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