NBA All Star Weekend GDT: We got some D for their ass.

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This year, all All-Star events feature a court fully-outfitted in LED lights. In the celebrity game they have used this to put "hot spots" worth more points on the floor as if it's video game. Unclear if this will be done in games where players have the basketball IQ to capitalize on this. E: Ben Golliver REPORTS that they will be using a traditional wooden court for the actual all star game.

Here is a schedule of events

All times are Arizona time (lol)

Friday
5:00 - "Celebrity" Game - See celebs touch a basketball for a first time
7:00 - Rising Star Games - See first and second year players go off. This year it's a short tournament format. Sometimes these games are better than the all star game itse.f

Saturday
12:00 - HBCU Classic - Basically an HBCU all star game
6:00 - All-Star Saturday Night

Skills Challenge - Watch big men with chips on their shoulder show up guards
Starry 3-Point Contest - watch some dope three point shooting and also often one guy who seems to have touched a basketball for the first time
Steph vs Sabrina 3-Point Challenge - two great shooters square off
Slam dunk contest - nightcap to put you to sleep early if you're an east coast baby

Sunday
11:30 - G-League All Star Game - It's been fun a couple times
6:00 - East vs West All Star Game

Rick fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Feb 17, 2024

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 01:40

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 20:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Also a mod might want to put "NBA" in the title just to stop the hockey fans from getting aggro.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 01:42

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I love Haliburton's jacket. If I was rich I would buy it.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 02:11

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Bringing the energy of TV timeout contests for children to the all star game.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 02:23

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

As much as I love to hate on Jaquez he was honestly the only player who could create a shot that wasn't terrible for himself consistently on that team. Also I now understand that Podz is just a tall, poor man's Mac Mac Lung.

Fun games, glad my man Ben got the win.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 08:43

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Aye Doc posted:

when he wins the dunk contest and dethrones this lil gleague dork, will he finally earn a little bit of your love?

I'm open to it.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 22:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Eratik posted:

The legend of Jason kapono

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:07

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Shear Modulus posted:

do i seriously need to "sign in with my tv provider" to use my shiny new league pass subscription?

Unfortunately, league pass is only a good value if you're a total addict or get it for dirt cheap (or free).

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:10

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jake from State farm with the opening pitch (?)

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:15

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

It's pretty much a cable (or cable-like) sub or pirate streams if you want to get it free. TNT put games on for free for a long long time but stopped some point after the AT&T acquisition.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:19

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

DC Murderverse posted:

Is Miles Turner the current leader in Trade Rumors Without Being Traded

Now that Buddy and John Collins have been moved, yes.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:20

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I did not think the dribbling would be the part that was catching players up.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:27

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

lmao Hali rules.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:30

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

If your asthma is that loving bad that you go from fine to high level attack from softly throwing a softball, you're dead if you're relying on primatene mist.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:35

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I overall like this but it's wacky.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:44

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

lmao the choke

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 02:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The modern Jason Kopono wins again.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 03:47

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Steph can't be beat.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:05

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

lol...

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:28

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The camera work loving sucks.

IcePhoenix posted:

new rule if anyone is two or more off of the rest of the judges their vote doesn't count

Just dropping the lowest and highest like most judged events would go a long way.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:34

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jaylen Brown is going to jump over an AT&T phone in the finals.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:43

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jaylen's dunk was better than that to me.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:49

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The power of the stars

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:51

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Mac Mac Lung spendin g his entire G league salary on dunk contest coaches.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:54

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Game dunks vs jumping over people I guess.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 04:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I wonder if Doc gets booed.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 02:26

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Rick posted:

I wonder if Doc gets booed.

No boos for anyone, closest was angry silence at Giannis. drat.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 02:34

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

lol poor Jokic.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 02:48

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Damison Kapillard going off

E: wrong white guy name at first

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 02:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Godzilla/Kong movie looks like a Mad TV parody of a movie.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 03:00

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

de curry GOAT posted:

https://x.com/townbrad/status/1759396595559276848?s=46&t=-Xph8rh7aZz1xpeP_SGXlw

Luka dgaf

drat I guess Draymond was right about him only showing up to avoid the fine for skipping.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 03:00

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

East is playing a lot harder.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 03:13

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Cancel the game.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 03:31

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Okay neveremind Jokic made me laugh.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 03:31

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I'd rather just listen to LeBron and Jokic talk than watch the game to be honest.

Also everyone else: let's get Haliburton the MVP. Lillard: ITZ DAME TIME

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 03:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lol it's been a long time since a crowd was remotely negative to a player at the all star game but remembering Ballgate I understand.

DC Murderverse posted:

Why did we stop the �every quarter is scored from 0� thing, that at least kept the second half from becoming a boat race like tonight

Media complained it was too hard to understand.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 04:00

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lol KD is so big mad at Lillard.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 04:09

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

You know that Adobe poo poo is fake because that kid has 5 fingers.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 04:13

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

rivetz posted:

Can't believe I actually set aside time in my head for tonight to watch this

e: lol @ Morgan Freeman selling me "Opzelura"

This game, and all the Lilly commercials about Alzheimer being sad and it being sad we ignore the disabled have really contributed negatively to my mental health.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 04:14

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 20:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

drat Chuck going hard on San Fran

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 04:17

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