Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
It's a jeep thing, i don't understand

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gonna pop my ATV into the bed and drive up and down main street while enjoying a road beer or two, might put on some imagine dragons

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Worf posted:

I’m a hardcore jeeper ama

What's it like having to replace a car that rolls over every week?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Grey Cat posted:

What's it like having to replace a car that rolls over every week?

*through hot streaming tears*

All my rubber ducks flew out the window YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you drive a wrangler do you lose your jeep cred if you wave at a patriot?????

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

there's a rally in quebec that takes place in the countryside during winter, deep snow on gravel/dirt roads. the roads are plowed (all rally roads are public roads that get shut down for racing), but they still get pretty snowy and rutted due to recce and rally cars ripping them up. last time i was there they issued an advisory warning to jeep drivers to be careful and advised using a different vehicle if possible for recce cause exclusively jeeps kept getting stuck lmao. it was stopping recce and extending the schedule cause they had to keep sending recovery vehicles for the jeeps. getting clowned on by toyota trucks, 4runners, and subies in your jeep ftw

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Check out my new bumper sticker:

"My Other Car is a Dodge Hellcat that I Accidentally Drifted into a Lake"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Did he roll up the sleeves of his short sleeve shirt

Gotta keep your smokes somewhere

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think we should produce a vehicle that weighs 10,000 lbs and has 1000 horsepower and sell it to the unwashed masses

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

numberoneposter posted:

i think we should produce a vehicle that weighs 10,000 lbs and has 1000 horsepower and sell it to the unwashed masses

Hello fellow social eugenics subscriber

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

God loving dammit Darlene, I need the extra long bed for the big blow up mattress when Jimmy and I go on our hunting trips!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I'll bet this truck has an entire CD changer full of Nu metal

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Rad-daddio posted:

I'll bet this truck has an entire CD changer full of Nu metal



She gonna get run over. No chance the driver can see her down there.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Worf posted:

I’m a hardcore jeeper ama

is it "two in the jeep, one in the deep" or the other way around, I can never remember

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

Harry_Potato posted:

She gonna get run over. No chance the driver can see her down there.

She IS the driver. If you see a truck that has pink on it, a woman owns and drives it. This is truck-law.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Jeep Girl on her Tinder bio

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
numerous bumper stickers proclaiming that a girl owns this truck.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Big rear end On Fire posted:

She IS the driver. If you see a truck that has pink on it, a woman owns and drives it. This is truck-law.

wait, does the pink have to be on the exterior or does anywhere count? that was the insulator color we used for the 20 AWG wires for custom electrical harnesses

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Rad-daddio posted:

numerous bumper stickers proclaiming that a girl owns this truck.

The one I used to see a lot was, "Trucks aren't just for boys!" usually in a script typeface and pink.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

boytruck vs. girltruck

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

boytruck vs. girltruck

It's pretty easy to tell them apart.


Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

Pink Browning logo on back window for the truck-illiterate this means a woman drives the truck who participates in deer hunting season

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Grey Cat posted:

It's pretty easy to tell them apart.




smdh if you don't gently caress your trussy

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
they should make truck ovaries

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Rad-daddio posted:

they should make truck ovaries

They do infact make a truck uterus you can 3d print.



No I've never actually seen one in the wild.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Grey Cat posted:

They do infact make a truck uterus you can 3d print.



No I've never actually seen one in the wild.

Should be on a Dodge

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty
I've only got these long Rizla because I need long fags for the road

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Should be on a Dodge

Only registered members can see post attachments!

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Rad-daddio posted:

they should make truck ovaries

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

*Tips cowboy hat

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
The windshield banner on my truck says DOES BEFORE HOES and every time I get a text message my phone plays the sound of a shotgun pump.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

A truck with a vulva is too far

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Mind blown

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Worf posted:

A truck with a vulva is too far

grow up.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


Why do you basically reply to every post I make, in every thread

It’s getting kind of weird

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i post a lot monday-friday 9-5, and a lot of them are replies. you're not that special, don';t read that deep into it lol

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


A vulva on a truck is too far... in the wrong direction. Trucks should have way more vulvas than just one.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i post a lot monday-friday 9-5, and a lot of them are replies. you're not that special, don';t read that deep into it lol

I never said I was special, I called you out for replying to a vast majority of my posts. Don’t try to change what I said.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Grey Cat posted:

A vulva on a truck is too far... in the wrong direction. Trucks should have way more vulvas than just one.

gRoW uP

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Worf posted:

I never said I was special, I called you out for replying to a vast majority of my posts. Don’t try to change what I said.

you just implied it because you erroneously believe i reply to the vast majority of your posts. you're just another gbs guy, i don't really care who im replying to

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply