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I get out of my Truck and I see you in the grocery store parking lot. You're giving me a look I don't like. I ask what you're looking at while calling you a slur. You walk away shaking your head. Heh, that's right, you better run! I pull up my pants but my rear end and gut are still hanging way out. Ah poo poo I forgot my chew and pistol. I waddle back to my 20foot tall lifted truck. It's parked diagonally over 4 parking spaces, one of them is a handicap space. Ah out of chew! I grab some of the 3 week old chew out of the bottle in the cupholder and just toss that into my mouth instead. Still fresh! I put my 45 magnum into it's concealed holder accidentally firing it. I'm bleeding, it's bad... the world gets foggy as I fall 20 feet to the asphalt on my back. The last thing I see is the smug look of that guy I called a slur. I die.
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Is this too many Trump stickers, does this make me look stupid? NAH, this looks cool as hell, especially how they don't line up or anything.
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Feb 18, 2024 05:13
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Are your truck nuts low? Do they wobble to and fro? Do they tie up in a knot when you hit a big pothole?
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Feb 18, 2024 08:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA
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Feb 19, 2024 16:17
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redshirt posted:Inversely correlated. Ah so that's why I drive a Vespa 400. 
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Feb 19, 2024 17:19
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Commuting to church with .5 mpg. Parking on top of the old ladies' cars at the front door. Get smashed on wine and drive home drunk. The cops try to pit me but just get crunched up under the giant wheels. Life is good.
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Feb 19, 2024 17:35
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Smugworth posted:*thoughtfully hangs a pair of truck ovariez next to the truck nutz to be inclusive of all reproductive organs* Do truck ovaries exist? I'm not going to be surprised if they do.
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Feb 19, 2024 18:56
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sugar free jazz posted:while it was extremely expensive to buy with the extended cab and v8 hemi and the maintenance is expensive and the gas is expensive and the insurance is expensive, the truck makes me feel safe when i drive and i value that because i run into a lot of things and am actually a pretty dangerous driver over all if im being honest *Note: the giant truck actually has a 2/5 star crash rating.
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Feb 19, 2024 21:25
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redshirt posted:Trucks are too small these days. I need something really big. 
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Feb 19, 2024 21:51
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bradzilla posted:LOL look at this snowflake trying to save the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣 New sticker idea for my biiiiiig truck. A gun shooting and making all the holes in a snowflake!
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Feb 19, 2024 22:18
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Need one entire page of all the big trucks itt to complain about gas.
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Feb 20, 2024 15:45
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Having to take the kids to school today, they won't all fit in the truck and I'm not allowed to take them in the bed after the 5th ticket so I'm taking the wife's van, I hope to god nobody sees me...
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Feb 21, 2024 18:41
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Feb 21, 2024 19:23
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Buce posted:~DEMVER~ 
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Feb 21, 2024 19:29
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I live in the area but I've yet to see it in the wild. Hoping one day I do.
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Feb 21, 2024 19:31
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Smugworth posted:Nice mid sized truck there fella If it was mine it would be 20x bigger.
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Feb 21, 2024 19:55
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Did someone say gas?
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Feb 24, 2024 01:06
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Worf posted:I’m a hardcore jeeper ama What's it like having to replace a car that rolls over every week?
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Mar 11, 2024 18:17
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Rad-daddio posted:numerous bumper stickers proclaiming that a girl owns this truck. The one I used to see a lot was, "Trucks aren't just for boys!" usually in a script typeface and pink.
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Mar 12, 2024 15:59
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:boytruck vs. girltruck It's pretty easy to tell them apart.  
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Mar 12, 2024 16:04
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Rad-daddio posted:they should make truck ovaries They do infact make a truck uterus you can 3d print.  No I've never actually seen one in the wild.
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Mar 12, 2024 16:18
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redshirt posted:Should be on a Dodge
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Mar 12, 2024 16:25
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A vulva on a truck is too far... in the wrong direction. Trucks should have way more vulvas than just one.
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Mar 12, 2024 19:49
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Worf posted:gRoW uP No. 
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Mar 12, 2024 19:55
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redshirt posted:God I love them little flip switchs. "Brights". "Extra Brights" I used to own an early 1970s f250 and the high beams were on a foot switch. It was tactile and satisfying to use. Too bad it didn't have a fat pair of truck nuts and a light bar.
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Mar 12, 2024 20:03
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Eyeing the backup cam closely to watch it go in Backing into your mom's tailpipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOQJ-JpEgKo
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Mar 12, 2024 20:14
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Jestery posted:Ahhh pinche tu madre Un carro grande no es un camión grande.
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Mar 14, 2024 14:18
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People are so stupid and self centered sometimes that it makes me grumpy.
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Mar 26, 2024 17:39
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Smugworth posted:*Taps rear window decal* Enjoy driving off a broken bridge, bud. YEEHAW! rolls coal and drives away
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Mar 26, 2024 19:31
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I don't think smugworth would do something that productive with his big truck. He refuses to put even a single 2x4 in the bed because it might scratch the liner.
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Mar 26, 2024 19:49
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Progress is good, but what I really like is police boots on my neck.
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My tires fell off but it took another 2 minutes before the chasis hit the ground.
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