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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Hello friends, can you explain this one. Can you buy a booze at bingo halls?

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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

if not just sneak in booze like my pee paw did

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

dunno, op. i’m no legal beagle :woof:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

fetched this up for you though :woof:
https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/brea/latest/brea_ca/0-0-0-59791

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Hackers film 1995 posted:

if not just sneak in booze like my pee paw did

Yeah I assume most people either it in. Like they're gonna check how much whisky is in some old ladies themos of tea.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

you can play bingo at casinos and poo poo and of course you can drink in a casino. so it just depends where you are. personally im doing cocaine in the bathrooms and coming out fully fuckin cooked to play like 16 bingo cards at once

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I dunno but you can bingo my balls

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I sure loving hope so OP, nobody should play Bingo sober

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

If it's at a VFW hall, then yes. But you need to join the club to get in unless you are going with somebody who already has their membership card.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you can find a bar that runs a beer bingo op

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Gambling is for degenerates

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It you don't finish your beer do you put it in the fridge or throw it away :woof:

davey4283
Aug 14, 2006
Fallen Rib
Pretty sure you can get hammered at the VFW ones, hope this helps OP

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
if you drink and play bingo it becomes Keno :shrug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Bingo to the polls

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

gave bingo a shot once. gave up real quick cause the vibe was all

‘twould be the spot though if you’re a connoisseur of fine vintages :woof:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The smoking sections of bingo halls are crazy

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

you can still smoke there? that changes everything :woof:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Hello friends, can you explain this one. Can you buy a booze at bingo halls?

sure. you got the money?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
in wisconsin they force feed you beer everywhere

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

20 Blunts posted:

in wisconsin they force feed you beer everywhere

we'll talk about that later.
You can buy whatever you want.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

20 Blunts posted:

in wisconsin they force feed you beer everywhere

I got arrested for driving while not under the influence in Wisconsin :woof:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
you need to go binge at alcohalls

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

The bingo halls near me are inside the Native casinos, and they serve booze there so I’m going to say yes.

However, I can’t vouch for the bingo that goes on at like, The Elk’s Club or the VFW Hall or whatever.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I watched this documentary awhile back.

Rural America/Canada is fuckin weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDsLZWwdyX4

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Feb 18, 2024

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

The grade school I went to had bingo on Thursday nights as a fundraising thing, and the guy would start setting up for it in the afternoon while school was still in session while smoking a big, smelly cigar that stunk up the whole school building. Then the whole building still stunk of smoke on Friday because all the bingo degenerates smoked while playing.

There was also a bingo hall across the street from one of my apartments in university, and it was a constant parade of the saddest people imaginable.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

You Are A Werewolf posted:


However, I can’t vouch for the bingo that goes on at like, The Elk’s Club or the VFW Hall or whatever.

The whole point of Elk’s, KofC, VFW, or Legion is cheap booze so I don’t see why they wouldn’t.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Just bring in a margarita machine like from Bad Grandpa OP

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The whole point of Elk’s, KofC, VFW, or Legion is cheap booze so I don’t see why they wouldn’t.

And indoor smoking

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

And indoor smoking

Connecticut got rid of that a while ago but yeah. Back in the day my buddy tended bar at a Knights of Columbus and we would get absolutely blasted while pounding $2 beers and $3 shots and playing cribbage for money with the regulars.

Good times, good times.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

My elderly neighbor was a Knight of Columbus and rode a motorcycle well into his 90s. He also probably slammed a few down at the hall.

:rip: to a good one.

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I watched this documentary awhile back.

Rural America/Canada is fuckin weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDsLZWwdyX4

I've played bingo a couple times with my wife it can be pretty fun and if you just get the basic books it's cheaper than most things you do out and about. But there's all the weird side games and the people buying a bunch of sheets to play simultaneously and such and it's not surprising to hear you could blow a couple hundred in a session. I guess they'd probably be burning money faster on slots if it weren't a thing.

I have a hard time imagining going regularly though, I think we've been 2 or 3 times and it's not like something you'd think to yourself "I want to do this every day/week".

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Connecticut got rid of that a while ago but yeah. Back in the day my buddy tended bar at a Knights of Columbus and we would get absolutely blasted while pounding $2 beers and $3 shots and playing cribbage for money with the regulars.

Good times, good times.

Hell yeah, I've drank a few and played some cards down at the old VFW.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I can buy alcohol wherever I want. They don't call me alcohol man for nothing.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Toxic Mental posted:

I dunno but you can bingo my balls

just checked but there's only a free space down there, you ok?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

flubber nuts posted:

I can buy alcohol wherever I want. They don't call me alcohol man for nothing.

nobody calls you alcohol man

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
top professional bingo players are on a stack of various amphetamines and nootropics to boost their bingoing capacity to absurd levels; alcohol use is of course eschewed

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pro tip: empty the ink out of the stampers and fill em with your drink of choice

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Since your competition is likely to be mostly old ladies, research on how to distract them.

For instance, baby pictures.

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

redshirt posted:

Since your competition is likely to be mostly old ladies, research on how to distract them.

For instance, baby pictures.

Walk in with a tray of prune smoothies. You can even spike them with vodka!

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