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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
smell ya later

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post your fave long-since-heard sayings that really are the spice of life itt

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

smell ya later

☝️ this one

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
"rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
that’s a new one to me, but it does paint a picture that I think we can all relate to

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i like how

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
calling someone a butthole

example:


Hey, don’t be a butthole.

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

announcing you're gonna take a leak by saying "off to splash me' boots"

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

What in tarnation?

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

scram, kids!!!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

echinopsis posted:

smell ya later

this never went away

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
more scared than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

akadajet posted:

this never went away

trap sprung

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

:krad:

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Brrrmph posted:

calling someone a butthole

example:


Hey, don’t be a butthole.

buttholes are good tho. I try not to use holey words pejoratively

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
that’s the cat’s pajamas

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

root of all eval posted:

What in tarnation?

this falls out occasionally because my father would use it frequently along with "what in the sam hill"

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




to the max

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
you cant swing a dead cat without hittin a <x> over there!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wasssssuupppp

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
hot-diggity!

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
“bad” meaning good as heck

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

root of all eval posted:

What in tarnation?

prospector vibes

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
grody

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
“sick” meaning unwell

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

appending ‘.com’ to words in that 90s way, when this would pass for a joke

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


mediaphage posted:

this falls out occasionally because my father would use it frequently along with "what in the sam hill"

Always heard it as sam hell, but then again I never hung out much with your dad.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

OldAlias posted:

appending ‘.com’ to words in that 90s way, when this would pass for a joke

it’s the bomb.com

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

that’s the bees knees. dot com

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

hotter than two possums screwing in a wool sock

busier than a cat with two assholes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

busier than a cat with two assholes

lmao

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Roosevelt posted:


busier than a cat with two assholes

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Armitag3 posted:

Always heard it as sam hell, but then again I never hung out much with your dad.

yeah that’s a further corruption i think, sam hill is an alias for ol scratch iirc

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


mediaphage posted:

ol scratch

Changing my vote to this

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

trying to fit 10 lbs of poo poo in a 5 lb bucket

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

To your boss asking about productivity:

Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other, see which one fills up faster

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

root of all eval posted:

To your boss asking about productivity:

Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other, see which one fills up faster

i almost typed that out as it was a favourite of my grandmothers

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

root of all eval posted:

To your boss asking about productivity:

Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other, see which one fills up faster

that’s a good one

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
take it on the arches, toots

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