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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
sup, bitch?

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
$5 footlong

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


echinopsis posted:

smell ya later

i say this all the time

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
maybe you should turn on your monitor then

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


echinopsis posted:

maybe you should turn on your monitor then

mate

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

much like your posting

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

do you have stairs in your house???

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

maybe if I had stairs, or a house

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

root of all eval posted:

To your boss asking about productivity:

Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other, see which one fills up faster

my favorite response to "i wish" is "if wishes were horses, i'd build a glue factory"

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
a while ago i was in the ?San Antonio? ... some texan airport ... and the guy i was meeting there was a very texan guy and we were walkin and talkin and we passed these two dudes having a real hard time wrangling a big wheeled cart of some sort and they were arguing about how to turn it or something and the guy i was there with just sorta muttered under his breath "like two monkeys fuckin a football" and i've always been in awe of that

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Sick as a positive descriptor should remain. It's as nice to say as gently caress, and fits rather well in sentences where better, more descriptive words might distract. Here:

"Evel Knievel did a sick stunt where he jumped a fountain."

versus

"Evel Knievel did a dangerous stunt where he jumped a fountain."

The first version is all about that stunt, and is a great sentence. The second version reminds everyone of tragedy and assumes the reader's position on the validity of life.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

you know who else ____? that’s right.

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

apocryphal grunge slang such as

swingin on the flippity flop
cob nobbler
harsh realm
lamestain

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


radical and/or rad

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

radical and/or rad

Can never see RAD these days without

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i have unironically never stopped using rad and sick oh well

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

My wife physically recoils when I give her the "heaps sick ehhh" in my Trent from Punchy voice

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
dickhead

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

rotor posted:

a while ago i was in the ?San Antonio? ... some texan airport ... and the guy i was meeting there was a very texan guy and we were walkin and talkin and we passed these two dudes having a real hard time wrangling a big wheeled cart of some sort and they were arguing about how to turn it or something and the guy i was there with just sorta muttered under his breath "like two monkeys fuckin a football" and i've always been in awe of that

hell yeah

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

graph posted:

dickhead

don’t sign your posts

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the 90s called and it wants its haircut back

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

no bones about it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
smell ya later



a classic

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

graph posted:

dickhead

dickhead and dick in general need to return to much more common use.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I will literally say gnarly, sweet, bogus, or rad, frequently coupled with dude or totally.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

The Management posted:

I will literally say gnarly, sweet, bogus, or rad, frequently coupled with dude or totally.

same except i dont say bogus

also i will say "howdy" a lot

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
go suck a lemon

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i still use bogus somewhat regularly

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I use bogus quite often


I also say peace out

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
and yes you’re right, no one respects me

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

hang loose 🤙

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

rotor posted:

also i will say "howdy" a lot

ive gotten into the unfortunate position of having started saying this ironically some years ago, and now it comes out whether i want it to or not

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

hang loose 🤙

ooooooo

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


yo

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I still do that one too. Also definitely bogus.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i say peace and peace out as a sign off on the reg

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

on the reg

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

catch you on the flip side

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i said 'wavy gravy' at some point in january at work

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

lickshot, as in ‘that poo poo was the lickshot’ to mean it was really very good and pleasing

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