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when I was growing up my dad used to say all these sayings “it’s tough at the top if you wanna rock n roll” “life in the fast lane” they’re just lyrics to acdc or eagles songs
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"Let's rock and roll boys" except I do say that when I'm ready to leave the house
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Feb 29, 2024 10:30
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gently caress adobe your poo poo is garbage
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Feb 29, 2024 11:28
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echinopsis posted:warm beans reminds me of the wkuk baked beans thing
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Feb 29, 2024 11:41
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autobots, roll out
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Feb 29, 2024 12:15
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i’m very sorry about your feelings and need for validation, but i simple refuse to use android or windows
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Feb 29, 2024 12:16
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doesn’t know poo poo from shinola
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Feb 29, 2024 17:22
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don’t have a barney
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Feb 29, 2024 17:55
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git apologist posted:i was gonna say this one but when i started typing it out i was offended at how little sense it made neither does "like two monkeys fuckin a football" and yet here we are
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Feb 29, 2024 17:56
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tough titties
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Silver Alicorn posted:doesn’t know poo poo from shinola this is a good one
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Feb 29, 2024 18:48
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rotor posted:neither does "like two monkeys fuckin a football" and yet here we are it makes sense to me. think about two monkeys trying to gently caress a football. sounds like a mess waiting to happen.
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Feb 29, 2024 18:57
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at the very least, youre going to need a new football after that.
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Feb 29, 2024 18:57
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two monkeys trying to gently caress a post hole
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Feb 29, 2024 19:07
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echinopsis posted:two monkeys trying to gently caress a post hole lmao
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Feb 29, 2024 19:08
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Sayonara suckas
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down1nit posted:Sayonara suckas oooh good one
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lol
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Mar 1, 2024 10:39
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everything’s peachy
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:everything’s peachy my jr high guidance counselors catchphrase was 'peachy keen honeybuns'
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graph posted:my jr high guidance counselors catchphrase was 'peachy keen honeybuns' this person was probably a serial killer
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Mar 1, 2024 14:52
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:this person was probably a serial killer she didnt appear to be
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Mar 1, 2024 14:54
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graph posted:she didnt appear to be actually you’re dead and this is hell
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Mar 1, 2024 14:57
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tighter than a finger in a bum
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couldn't find his own arse in the dark with both hands
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so how're we gonna gently caress this pig
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echinopsis posted:when I was growing up my dad used to say all these sayings it's a long waaay, to the shop, if you wanna sausage roll
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hey I just remembered a little factoid. ever think about the term OK? it came from a silly Victorian fad of abbreviating sayings with the wrong letters. OK for “oll klear” was the only one that stuck around
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Captain Foo posted:actually you’re dead and this is hell mrs q was a very nice lady
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Bjork Bjowlob posted:tighter than a finger in a bum 100 pounds is still 100 pounds. not when the price is 200 pounds. and certainly not when you've got liberias deficit in your skyrocket. tighter than a ducks butt you are. now cmon nick, lemme feel the fiber of your fabric
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by hook or by crook
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we should bring back Polari into common speech oooh this project is absolutely bona
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phat
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gettin jiggy with it
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"its the cats rear end"
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"yeah and if my grandmother had wheels she'd have been a bike"
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"yeah and if my grandmother had wheels she'd have been a bike" "and if froggy had wings he wouldn't bump his rear end a-hoppin'"
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does the pope poo poo in the woods?
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couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery
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as useless as a marzipan dildo
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