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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

trying to fit 10 lbs of poo poo in a 5 lb bucket

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

root of all eval posted:

To your boss asking about productivity:

Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other, see which one fills up faster

that’s a good one

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

rotor posted:

a while ago i was in the ?San Antonio? ... some texan airport ... and the guy i was meeting there was a very texan guy and we were walkin and talkin and we passed these two dudes having a real hard time wrangling a big wheeled cart of some sort and they were arguing about how to turn it or something and the guy i was there with just sorta muttered under his breath "like two monkeys fuckin a football" and i've always been in awe of that

hell yeah

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
we dyin'

graph posted:

dickhead

don’t sign your posts

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
we dyin'

i still use bogus somewhat regularly

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

rotor posted:

boy howdy

i certainly use this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Roosevelt posted:

i had a manager who would say "hosed the dog"

keep on fuckin’ that chicken

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

doesn’t know poo poo from shinola

this is a good one

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

echinopsis posted:

two monkeys trying to gently caress a post hole

lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

graph posted:

she didnt appear to be

actually you’re dead and this is hell

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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git apologist posted:

as useless as a marzipan dildo

lol

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