Smythe is WASBAPPIN

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Evidence: is always horny, kicked out of the DSA, voted Klobouchar

# ? Feb 20, 2024 13:02

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# ? May 1, 2024 13:51

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

don�t think he is

# ? Feb 20, 2024 13:04

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

this is doxxing

# ? Feb 20, 2024 15:41

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

lumpentroll posted:

don’t think he is

he is

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:57

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

how was WASBAPPINs coffee game? dire? if so then yes he is

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:01

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Al! posted:

he is

maybe you are

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:06

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

lumpentroll posted:

maybe you are

maybe its you

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:09

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

lumpentroll posted:

maybe you are

i am

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:09

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Al! posted:

i am

doubt it

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:10

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Smythe posted:

maybe its you

what the gently caress

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:10

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

seems like jose is on to something�

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:10

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

lumpentroll posted:

seems like jose is on to something�

yea. the dole lmfao. poor rear end mf.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:11

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

not much op, wasbappin w/u?

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:12

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:12

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

hello fellow revolutionaries

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:13

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

triple sulk posted:

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:14

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

im not a wasbabbin scholar sadly

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:19

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

ive actually forgotten everything about wasbappin. i dont think people care about assadism anymore or whatever his thing was

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:20

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

it's not what's bappin. it's wasbappin. so they've already bapped? no more bapping?

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:21

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

looking him up hes either doing an extended bit or was bappin has become a dark brandon guy

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:25

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1073102103323860993?t=aMRRfbvButiuaLYcVCE7EA&s=19

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:27

Son of Sorrow: Aug 8, 2023

Al! posted:

ive actually forgotten everything about wasbappin. i dont think people care about assadism anymore or whatever his thing was

Unbothered By ATACMS and F-16s
I am reclining in Joe Biden's garden of eternal delights. Are you?

WASBAPPIN
SEP 23, 2023
Sun sets in the late summer of the third year of the Biden-Harris golden age. The figs in the grocery store gush crimson at a touch. One by one, the blue and copper dragonflies wave a wing to the hummingbirds and land for their final rest.

And every day, 500 russoids in Ukraine join them. They will for �as long as it takes.�

Normie libs, having overcome the problem of c*pitalism through basic competent economic management, push talking heads to continuously re-date the inevitable Bidencession from late 2021, to early 2022, to late 2022, to 2023, then to the first half of 2024, then to the back half of 2024, then to for sure 2025, and soon, to late 2026.

Having rendered �late capitalism" an irrelevant framework, the sindarin smiths of liberalism are free to forge the si�clian technologies of High Wokeness.

Joe Biden�s secret garden shall envelop the earth, and all are welcome in its splendor.

But where its furthest tendril touches, Late Conservatism rallies.

Facing the twilight of Reaction, all conservatives have one choice: to unite or be subsumed. And the wisest among them know that sometimes, to survive, the wandering spider must leave its waste for the garden.

And so, with their last silk, they spin a disguise: �ATACMS and F-16s!�

Few others may see the spider for what it is, but we always have. The only reason pro-russian Assadist hawkfacers like Representative Michael McCaul (who sided with Gaddafi, like most of the new Republican hawk class) would only join ATACMS and F-16s if it were a subterfuge.

A simple survey of the actors involved proves this to be so.

ATACMS + F16s! is nothing more than an Axis attempt to frame Biden as Sleepy Joe, the demented Jake Sullivan Appeaser (another favored target of Axis agents, who is alternately portrayed as a WW3 Warhawk or Appeasement in the form of a man depending on the audience) trying to ObamaBiden his way through another red line.

ATACMS + F-16s! is purpose-built to stir globohomo�s children so they rip the garden up by its roots, declaring �We won�t linger in imperial decadence as Ukraine bleeds for us!� Incensed, we are supposed to turn on Biden and toward our Tradic saviors.

Through ATACMS and F-16s, Tradic forces seek to establish that the only metric anti-Axis forces should use to measure Biden is whether he provides these two specific, arbitrary weapons systems to Ukraine. The billions in aid Biden obtained for Ukraine, the global coalition he built for its defense, and his own commitment to the total destruction of russia mean nothing unless he delivers these two systems to Ukraine.

Tradic forces also successfully erased all other considerations around the provisioning of these two systems, such as their cost, logistical tail, priority, vulnerability to sabotage or long-range strikes, how the U.S. wishes to view its treaty obligations, or even whether they can make their greatest impact at this stage of the war.

And so, all anti-Axis-oriented Free Humans outside of our movement now believe, to the individual, that the sole reason Ukraine doesn�t have ATACMS + F-16s right now is due to Biden�s own cowardice.

This magic works powerfully. But not on us.

We know that the anointed heroes of the hour are less than they appear. PiS, having merely adopted the cause of Ukraine, is nothing more than a russian front. We expected Poland to turn on Ukraine suddenly, as they now have (of course, to protect their rural farmer base and their uneconomical holdings from the once-heroic Ukrainian farmers and their once-revered grain).

We know Visegrad hijacked Ukraine for its own desire to Kill Rhiney, hence why #FreeTheLeopards never touched conservative Greece and its vast Leopard fleet, the largest in Europe, yet demands that Germany empty its arsenal into Ukraine - which it is selflessly doing, sending IRIS-Ts to Ukraine before its own military, an unheard of practice for a newest-generation weapon system, and unlike Poland.

We also know that Greece is free to ship russia�s oil and the New Moral Center of Gravity�s darling Kaja Kallas can live off russian blood money while we�re supposed to continue castigating Germany over its energy policy (and ignoring Poland�s own thirst for russian oil), as this is what Visegrad demands of us.

As we have always centered the Syrian Revolution in our correct understanding of the Axis (Europe�s panoply of far-right activists did not journey to Damascus throughout 2012 by accident), unlike the legions of Axis liberals and soft Assadist leftists who now adopt �safe� (read: Armeno-Palestinianist/#FascistLivesMatter) anti-Axis postures, the attempts by neo-idealists to declare Baltograd and its collection of unrepentant monoethnic post-Holocaust political entities the Moral Center of Europe utterly failed to win our allegiance.

So, naturally, ATACMS + F-16s failed to sway us. This campaign has never been about arming Ukraine and is merely a Trojan Horse for russia�s allies among Free Humans.

We know that the forces of Trad World Order besiege AKP, SDP, and the Democratic Party. Visegrad launched Kill Rhiney to frame Germany as a villain in preparation for its own SMO westward, while AKP has been subjected to a Fabian campaign by an alliance of leftists, Axis liberals, and a main force of rightists for over a decade, who thus far failed to give them the Jakarta treatment as they desired. And like their ideological allies in the AKP, Democrats faced their own July 15 on January 6.

But all of these joint Trad World Order-Axis assaults on the pillars of globohomo failed to collapse them. So, Tradic forces open another avenue of attack proven to work: they seek to claim the mantle of anti-Axis ultrahawks through their ATACMs + F-16s campaign.

Thanks to the willing collaboration of Ukrainians, all of whom are International Republicans pathologically committed to bothsidesism, this campaign has been wildly successful. Open Republican rebellion against continued support for Ukraine is never a subject of NAFO�s assaults (no surprise given their founder being a hard-right Polish antisemite). No, instead we constantly hear that Team Biden is a clutch of cowards arming Ukraine just enough �not to lose.�

And of course, the campaign�s goalposts remain in constant motion.

ATACMS + F-16s constantly portrays tension and mystery where there is none, erasing reality as Trad World Order requires for a Trumpist Restoration.

Biden already announced that he would send F-16s to Ukraine a year ago, yet for this entire year, ATACMS and F-16s made it sound like the Administration has refused to commit. Of course, after a while the new line became �50 F-16s isn�t enough!� (the exact same line open Axis agents now use, a common pattern).� Meanwhile, Zelesnkyy taking a flight in a Gripen won endless praise from NAFOgrad, who declared a mere 14-16 of these far-less capable planes would suffice for Ukraine.

And now that Biden has committed to supplying Ukraine with ATACMS, we see NAFOgrad floating several new lines to sabotage Biden. It appears �there won�t be enough to make a difference� is their most promising way to spin Biden providing the wonder weapon they clamored for as yet another instance of appeasement, but �they�re just regular ATACMS and not the special ones� is another contender.

None of these examples of the incessant media war against Biden by the Ukraineiverse are remotely comprehensive. With every aid package Biden announces, NAFOgrad drowns it out with �ATACMS and F-16s!,� even as regular ammunition is by far Ukraine�s most critical need.

The purpose of these efforts is obvious.

The garden�s naive eloi will of course look at this diagnosis with disgust, believing that Ukrainians and NAFOgrad are merely desperate and calling for any aid they can, their accusations of weakness and appeasement mere outbursts of frustration.

Had they been around for Syria they would have recognized what is happening.

All non-USians are International Republicans. Supporting them against the Axis is necessary, but is like pushing water up a hill.

This is a fundamental dynamic few in the anti-Axis movement recognize. Non-USians never repeat Democratic propaganda (which does not exist), while they in all cases adopt Republican propaganda in whole or part. This tendency is enough for them to, at best, promote a false bothsidesism, and, at worst, be wholly receptive to the most dangerous Republican narratives (such as Obama being �weak� on Syria, or with Ukraine, that Biden seeks a stalemate).

This makes Trad World Order�s ultrahawkist ploy a highly profitable one. Republicans spent years calling Syrians terrorists but were sure to pepper their bits on Fox News with jabs at Obama for �not having a plan� and �needing to do more� in Syria. We knew exactly what they were doing then, and it worked perfectly. As Syrians are non-USians and therefore International Republicans to the individual, they only remember Lindsey Graham and John McCain firing off blurbs crafted to position Republicans as Syria hawks bottled up in port by an unenthusiastic Obama.

Trad World Order is using the exact same strategy with Ukraine. Ukrainians don�t look at Republicans and see a hostile force. They look at Republicans and see Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, and Tom Cotton sounding tough for the cameras.

To Ukrainians, the hawkfacers represent Republicans at an equal or greater weighting than Trump. Real Reagan Republicans await to step in as Ukraine�s Best Friends and take the wheel from Trump and Sleepy Joe�if they could only get the chance.

That both Christie and Haley have and are still fully willing to fall in behind the Republican Party�s Trumpist, anti-Ukraine main force never enters Ukrainian calculations because again, their primary goal as International Republicans is to burnish the reputation of Republicans. If Ukrainians were primarily interested in survival, as the eloi believe and as Ukrainians claim, Ukraine would be demanding Greece�s Leopards. Still, none outside our movement has raised the call for them, even though we have told this directly to Ukrainians this whole year.

And of course, ATACMS and F-16s! never explains how either of these will end the Ukrainian Genocide. Instead, the boosters only talk about how these two systems can be used to bring down the Crimean Bridge (because once you destroy the Death Star, there�s an awards ceremony, and then the credits roll). They don�t even acknowledge this whiplash and likely lack total awareness of it.

This year�s ATACMS + F-16s! might become Tomahawks and F-35s! in the next, and so on and so forth, until Ukrainians finally get the Real Reagan Republican they pine for, who promptly severs all aid and leaves russia to roll them up just like in Syria.

Then, curiously, though few will notice, we won�t hear of MIRVs and Space Stations! any longer. The campaign, having achieved its mission of bringing a Republican hawkfacer to power to bury Ukraine, will no longer serve any purpose.

But among the handful of Ukrainians who escape the Carpathian refugee camps to enter the heaven on earth for International Republicans that is becoming a lifelong Republican voter, ATACMS and F-16s! will live forever, and they will use it to remind us of Joe Biden�s cowardice that condemned Ukraine to defeat every election season.

Unlike the other innocents in whatever remains of the garden, we will not join them.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 01:28