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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Elder Postsman posted:

using a hole punch to make a notch in the side of a 5.25" floppy to double the storage capacity

this one might be the winner, i completely forgot about it

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
update your file system to fat32 with big clusters. your drive will be more efficient and fragmented less

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i used to have a program to compress my ram

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
It is now safe to turn off your computer

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

polyester concept posted:

use a screensaver to prevent burn in

i mean, at least as real now as it was then, oled has made progress but tbh you'll burn it in quicker than most crts at the time where that was the advice.

but so happens that the screensavers are built-in and not as fun in 2024.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Wild EEPROM posted:

It is now safe to turn off your computer

it is always safe to do that. don't let your computer scold you for doing whatever the heck you want!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Make sure to keep your windows disk on hand to reinstall.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

you need to clean the little wheels in your mouse every couple of months or so or it'll jam up possibly literally

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

whenever you bother tightening the little screws on your serial/parallel/vga/dvi cables, you're guaranteed to need to unplug them again a few minutes later

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

just write the disk geometry onto the drive label with a sharpie, then you aren't screwed if the bios forgets it

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

aol trial periods are for the claimed number of hours or 30 days, whichever comes first

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

when installing sram don't forget that in addition to the main 32k chips youll also likely need some tag memory in the form of 8k chips

and if you mistakenly leave the jumper setting in the 32*9 position the bios should catch it so don't worry about it

finally in boards with larger sockets you should align the chips with the flat edge of the socket, not the notched edge

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

if your ftp client shows a login prompt just try user anonymous with an empty password and it might work

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

don't bother with winamp 3

taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

when you boot up your fresh copy of windows xp, you'll likely get hit with Blaster. learn how to stop the worm from rebooting the system with the command 'shutdown -a' so you can start downloading patches!

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Progressive JPEG posted:

don't bother with winamp 3

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Progressive JPEG posted:

don't bother with winamp 3

more in the line of potential advice since i guess no one did tell justin frankel that.

the more general form is "don't do a rewrite from scratch no matter how important the whiny programmers claims it is"

Cybernetic Vermin fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Feb 24, 2024

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Progressive JPEG posted:

if your ftp client shows a login prompt just try user anonymous with an empty password and it might work

a great way to get a shitload of free music is to search altavista for 'index of /mp3'

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yahoo search is powered by AltaVista so you can just use AltaVista so you don't have to load all those front page graphics before searching.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

dogpile collects the results from a bunch of different search engines so that you don't have to check each one yourself

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

orinoco gold is the best card for wardriving

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

wiggle your mouse back and forth to make load and install times faster

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Jonny 290 posted:

a great way to get a shitload of free music is to search altavista for 'index of /mp3'

a good way to get free ringtones is to go to online shops that have ~30 second mp3 samples and then use those

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

remember to shut down your computer before the year 2000!

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

No, not altavista. astalavista. Yeah you can get the Sims nude patch there easy.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Progressive JPEG posted:

when installing sram don't forget that in addition to the main 32k chips youll also likely need some tag memory in the form of 8k chips

and if you mistakenly leave the jumper setting in the 32*9 position the bios should catch it so don't worry about it

finally in boards with larger sockets you should align the chips with the flat edge of the socket, not the notched edge

man this is a deep cut idk wtf is going on at all

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

when setting up your computer, just leave the password empty

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

install defilerpak

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
plan ahead for how much disk space you think you’ll need for /usr, /home, and swap before you partition your disk.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

partitioning disks

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

The Management posted:

plan ahead for how much disk space you think you’ll need for /usr, /home, and swap before you partition your disk.


git apologist posted:

partitioning disks

real heads still do it



fdisk -l
Disk /dev/nvme3n1: 54.93 GiB, 58977157120 bytes, 115189760 sectors
Disk model: INTEL SSDPEK1A058GA
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disklabel type: gpt
Disk identifier: 4F7664F2-0C48-4229-BD40-5245E0A3E535

Device Start End Sectors Size Type
/dev/nvme3n1p1 2048 115187711 115185664 54.9G Linux filesystem

Disk /dev/nvme2n1: 54.93 GiB, 58977157120 bytes, 115189760 sectors
Disk model: INTEL SSDPEK1A058GA
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disklabel type: gpt
Disk identifier: 344A9220-712B-4098-94AF-FF65C81D4611

Device Start End Sectors Size Type
/dev/nvme2n1p1 2048 115187711 115185664 54.9G Linux filesystem


Disk /dev/nvme4n1: 931.51 GiB, 1000204886016 bytes, 1953525168 sectors
Disk model: WD_BLACK SN770 1TB
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disklabel type: gpt
Disk identifier: 6B28D638-6544-43BB-9BD5-B2691F343101

Device Start End Sectors Size Type
/dev/nvme4n1p1 2048 1953523711 1953521664 931.5G Linux filesystem


Disk /dev/nvme5n1: 931.51 GiB, 1000204886016 bytes, 1953525168 sectors
Disk model: WD_BLACK SN770 1TB
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disklabel type: gpt
Disk identifier: D60423C0-9383-4E0F-B05A-BC8668A05F35

Device Start End Sectors Size Type
/dev/nvme5n1p1 2048 1953523711 1953521664 931.5G Linux filesystem


Disk /dev/nvme1n1: 931.51 GiB, 1000204886016 bytes, 1953525168 sectors
Disk model: SPCC M.2 PCIe SSD
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disklabel type: dos
Disk identifier: 0x44ac581b

Device Boot Start End Sectors Size Id Type
/dev/nvme1n1p1 * 2048 1953791 1951744 953M fd Linux raid autodetect
/dev/nvme1n1p2 1953792 3907583 1953792 954M fd Linux raid autodetect
/dev/nvme1n1p3 3909630 1953523711 1949614082 929.6G 5 Extended
/dev/nvme1n1p5 3909632 1953523711 1949614080 929.6G fd Linux raid autodetect


Disk /dev/nvme0n1: 931.51 GiB, 1000204886016 bytes, 1953525168 sectors
Disk model: SPCC M.2 PCIe SSD
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disklabel type: dos
Disk identifier: 0xaf606dc7

Device Boot Start End Sectors Size Id Type
/dev/nvme0n1p1 * 2048 1953791 1951744 953M fd Linux raid autodetect
/dev/nvme0n1p2 1953792 3907583 1953792 954M fd Linux raid autodetect
/dev/nvme0n1p3 3909630 1953523711 1949614082 929.6G 5 Extended
/dev/nvme0n1p5 3909632 1953523711 1949614080 929.6G fd Linux raid autodetect


Disk /dev/md127: 54.89 GiB, 58940456960 bytes, 115118080 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/md2: 929.52 GiB, 998067142656 bytes, 1949349888 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/md0: 952 MiB, 998244352 bytes, 1949696 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/md1: 953 MiB, 999292928 bytes, 1951744 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/md126: 931.39 GiB, 1000067825664 bytes, 1953257472 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/mapper/main-root: 93.13 GiB, 99996401664 bytes, 195305472 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/mapper/main-home: 479.39 GiB, 514745958400 bytes, 1005363200 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/mapper/main-var: 465.66 GiB, 499998785536 bytes, 976560128 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes


Disk /dev/mapper/main-swap: 91.34 GiB, 98071216128 bytes, 191545344 sectors
Units: sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

C: contains the OS
D: contains my poo poo

don't need to restore D: every time the OS eats itself

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Feb 27, 2024

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sweevo posted:

C: contains the OS
D: contain my poo poo

don't need to restore D: every time the OS eats itself

this is the way

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Remember due to restrictions in DOS 4.0 you can't name files COM1.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

COM1-COM9, LPT1-LPT9, CON, NUL, PRN, AUX, probably one or two others as well

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

win /s

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

just pencil mod an athlon xp 2600 into a 3200 and save a couple bucks.

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost
tskill iexplore

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Bloody posted:

just pencil mod an athlon xp 2600 into a 3200 and save a couple bucks.

you can still do this

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Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
You can use SUBST to chroot your C: drive and hide your porn.

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