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Sweevo posted:i assume it's a 16-bit exe and won't run on x64 systems? you can run 16-bit windows binaries using wine (under WSL in this case, i guess, idk if it supports mingw). support goes back to windows 1.x
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In the school-installed novell system you can install a printer by opening a help function then escape out to file explorer
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type “net send <machine> <message>” and it will pop up a message on that machine
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Tunicate posted:In the school-installed novell system you can install a printer by opening a help function then escape out to file explorer we used to do this to access file explorer and then use it as a web browser.
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If your institution has locked down IE6 and removed the address bar, you can still create bookmarks and use those to navigate out to Google
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The scrolling text screensaver in Windows only lets you choose from 16 text colors in the config menu, but if you edit a config file you can set it to any RGB value. You can actually have orange text!
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Komojo posted:The scrolling text screensaver in Windows only lets you choose from 16 text colors in the config menu, but if you edit a config file you can set it to any RGB value. You can actually have orange text! holy poo poo
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Great so now CSPAM thinks I actually had sex with a printer and can't be trusted around printers.
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Internet Old One posted:Great so now CSPAM thinks I actually had sex with a printer and can't be trusted around printers. lol, how did they misunderstand loving and cumming in your computer as a printer thing?
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Internet Old One posted:Great so now CSPAM thinks I actually had sex with a printer and can't be trusted around printers. wow thats pretty gross, i cant believe you did that. printers are the worst
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:lol, how did they misunderstand loving and cumming in your computer as a printer thing? I said you should artificially inseminate the yellow ink reservoir of your HP inkjet cartridge with a used hypodermic needle. There's a big difference and it's an ecologically sound way to reduce e-waste and hazardous downtown litter.
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Internet Old One posted:I said you should artificially inseminate the yellow ink reservoir of your HP inkjet cartridge idk man maybe you shouldnt have said that
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dig up
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rotor posted:idk man maybe you shouldnt have said that Maybe. Do you work for HP? (kidding kidding I'll stop) But they were seriously trying to get YOSPOS shut down over it. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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Internet Old One posted:Maybe. Do you work for HP? people are real mad about yospos for reasons i do not understand
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Jose is an absolute loving moron and everyone in QCS called him an idiot for that thread.
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rotor posted:idk man maybe you shouldnt have said that i think he should say more and in an even grosser way
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thomas pynchon made up a kind of ink you need to jack off on in order for it to be visible and it made people so mad they didnt give out a pulitzer prize in fiction that year.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Jose is an absolute loving moron and everyone in QCS called him an idiot for that thread. Nah CSPAN was calling me a sex pest. You know Xerox fired the guy who invented the color framebuffer? Give it 30 years and everyone will understand.
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idk who jose is and honestly if you read cspam you sort of deserve whatever happens next
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blowing into the cartridge is ok but can cause issues, swabbing the contacts with rubbing alcohol usually works better also keep your carts where things cant smudge the contacts
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rotor posted:idk who jose is and honestly if you read cspam you sort of deserve whatever happens next ex gibbis mod who stayed in miami during a hurricane evacuation and toxxed that Russia wouldn't invade Ukraine so, y'know, definitely someone who makes good decisions
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Jose is an absolute loving moron and everyone in QCS called him an idiot for that thread. who the gently caress are you?
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blue orange green brown slate white red black yellow violet (rose aqua)
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not really obsolete but
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maybe if I blew my printer it'd talk to cups properly
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No please back to forums drama, who cares about himem and which tie fighter game had the best imuse system i sure don't It was the floppy version.
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set up a menu in your autoexec.bat to load EMS, XMS, none, or emm386 to maximize your usable memory. cd rom driver optional.
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i liked it when you had to type in a code that was printed on a red sheet so you couldnt photocopy it
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Humans https://magisterrex.wordpress.com/2010/11/16/yesterdays-copy-protection-schemes-the-humans/ 
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fart simpson posted:ssds were created for enterprise workloads where a single image could be served up repeatedly but rarely overwritten, they are pointless and not intended for consumer use you don't need to buy expensive, small capacity 10000 or 15000 rpm enterprise hard disks instead, just buy a normal 7200rpm drive and only partition the outer ring of the drive, leave the rest as unformatted space short stroke that disk!
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The Management posted:set up a menu in your autoexec.bat to load EMS, XMS, none, or emm386 to maximize your usable memory. cd rom driver optional. Gotta bust you here buddy you set this up in config.sys. But you can chain your menu choices to autoexec.bat in dos 6.0 and higher. Then you can make additional options in autoexec.bat with choice.exe. Protip for nerds only! Since ANSI.SYS is loaded in config.sys why not spice up your autoexec.bat with some sick ansi graphics from your local BBS! Skulls, fire, blood, and comic book characters the sky is the limit! I think I'm going to make up for my cum printers and forum drama posting and go in depth about how you can do the same running a lower version of dos using GWBASIC or QBASIC How's that possible? You can't compile using those versions of basic and microsoft deliberately crippled them by removing the ability to set errorlevels with SYSTEM? Well you can use the /run parameter on your basic interpreter in order to launch programs from the cli. Then you can use temporary files and check for their existence in a supporting batch file to set the error level. I'm going to cover these and some other kludgy batchfile hacks in greater detail in some subsequent posts. It's likely that I'll touch on some BIOS routines, assembly, and DOS system calls but it'll be time consuming to do the writeup so standby. I'll tag all of these for SA search with the string "CUMPRINTER80386" so you can find them.
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than you /u/cumprinter420
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rotor posted:i liked it when you had to type in a code that was printed on a red sheet so you couldnt photocopy it there were some black ink on dark purple pages that were a similar idea. konami was really into them for their computer game ports.
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rotor posted:idk who jose is and honestly if you read cspam you sort of deserve whatever happens next what happens next?
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Roosevelt posted:who the gently caress are you? hes a senior regular qcs/sad poster
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graph posted:if your mac crashes sometimes you can hit the interrupt and type >G FINDER and it will recover fun fact: this works because the microbug interpreter has a weird algorithm for determining what invalid addresses like the string "FINDER" resolve to, and "FINDER" resolves to an odd address. odd addresses are illegal on the 68k platform, so the firmware responds to that by just terminating the current process and handing control back to the finder  the official way to do this is to execute SM 0 A9F4 G 0, which puts an ExitToShell trap at physical address 0 and jumps to it
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Some day when I am senile and belligerent I will wrestle the nurse's computer away and attempt to restart it by typing PR#6. Also, setting up a menu in Windows' autoexec.bat to select the special configurations needed to make each of my DOS computer games work, after having done extensive fiddling with irq and COM ports and extended memory settings like Ken Mattingly trying to reboot Apollo 13.
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you can use SUBST to map a directory as a drive in dos. some games that expect to be on a cd check to make sure they’re in the root of a drive, so if you copy them to your hard drive this helps make them work
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