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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Is jacking off a liberal act?
 
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Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

 Same logic as the other thread. You're wasting millions of potential lives to enrich yourself for a few minutes. That's liberalism. Is it the oldest extent ideology, in that case?

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Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
 One time at the zoo I saw a chimp jack off while staring at the crowd and I aspire to that level of power and confidence tbh OP

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Puppy Burner posted:

One time at the zoo I saw a chimp jack off while staring at the crowd and I aspire to that level of power and confidence tbh OP

i dont think you should

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic
karl marx jacked off

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

 Circle jerking, surely.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's praxis

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
 feeling good for free is anti-liberal

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
 i just jack off but don't ejaculate, this may be hard for liberals to accomplish

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

feeling good for free is anti-liberal
The price they pay is given to each other face, in liquid.

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic
combat gooning

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Homeless Friend posted:

i just jack off but don't ejaculate, this may be hard for liberals to accomplish

this is more of a … Protestant? thing?

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

 Cum

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 the sperm dies whether you jerk it or not

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
When you do it is op

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Jerking off is part of the global communist conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

lumpentroll posted:

combat gooning

this went badly for israeli tank crews

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baja gaijin
Jan 30, 2024

 cumming is fun so idc

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Halser
Aug 24, 2016
 it's a way to reduce suffering, very noble

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


 idk but post-mortem semen extraction seems pretty closely related to fascism for some reason

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


 the little death after death

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Homeless Friend posted:

i just jack off but don't ejaculate, this may be hard for liberals to accomplish

weird, I do the opposite

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
It is a liberal act to jack off a liberal

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
 Get a load off this guy
:jerkbag:

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Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Homeless Friend posted:

i just jack off but don't ejaculate, this may be hard for liberals to accomplish

Maybe if they took antidepressants this wouldn't be a problem

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