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CONTINENTAL AMENITIES
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- The German window: it's nearly articulated. It's a two-axis or "bisexuelles fenstergerät." This fine example of fastidiousness is due to the German peculiarities around drafts. Too many or few, you get sick. In Germany. Have words for just how active the air is to negotiate this superstition more precisely. You'll catch cold or worse, they say, like a weak Hapburg or wispy Romanov, all bones under wool.
- The titular towel toaster: this lightly electrified rod keeps your towels a faintly noticeable degree celcius warmer than the rest of the - as the Europeans call it - water closet. No damp towel means you can use it again once or twice before washing it. ("But nefer a sird time," they say.) You know what I saw in this American thing? A heated laundry basket! Folly.
- Donald duck and Tintin comics - Not directly related, but perennially popular in Germany. Can be fun to read when you're stuck on the third floor, ill: a bookcase friend wherever you find them.
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the towel toaster rules and almost makes up for the major bathroom crime: the trophy shelf toilet
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hotrodding my towel warmer by replacing the bars with a high thermal conductivity machined aluminum and hooking it up to four independent three phase power circuits.
my rig reaches max radiant heat in just under 4 seconds.
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Feb 27, 2024 02:07
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hello... again!
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german towel hot rod
every day
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every way
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it's all mine
german towel hot rod and working overtime
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Feb 27, 2024 14:54
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by German-Towel Overdrive
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Feb 27, 2024 14:56
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- google THIS
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He was a German
She was a towel
Can I make it any more obvious?
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