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https://www.whitehouse.gov/oncd/briefing-room/2024/02/26/press-release-technical-report/ the president has asked us to please stop using c/c++
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oh wow I better read this right away
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Feb 27, 2024 04:56
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always nice to see an expert in the field at the top of his game like this
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Feb 27, 2024 05:14
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sorry joe, this is america. everything we do is unsafe.
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Feb 27, 2024 05:15
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"memory safe" huh. sounds like joe biden is telling us to stop using joe biden
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Feb 27, 2024 05:27
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yeah let me listen to joe loving biden about taking care of one's memory
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Feb 27, 2024 05:30
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belligerently renaming pointers to freedom references to own the (shared) libs
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Feb 27, 2024 05:34
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“Some of the most infamous cyber events in history – the Morris worm of 1988, the Slammer worm of 2003, goatse”
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Feb 27, 2024 05:44
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psiox posted:belligerently renaming pointers to freedom references to own the (shared) libs
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Feb 27, 2024 07:23
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in my finest courtier attire explaining stack smashing to uncle joe as ice cream drips down his chin "we cannot allow our nations boxes to be owned" he says, lucidly
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Feb 27, 2024 08:33
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this just means the same dodgy c code will be written within unsafe blocks
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Feb 27, 2024 10:23
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nah. like, it is comedy that biden is saying it, but way too much code is unsafe for absolutely no reason. the many people in 2024 starting a c project that amounts to ad-hoc text parsing should go to jail.
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Feb 27, 2024 12:20
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cynical ploy to get the rust belt on side
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Feb 27, 2024 12:40
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jill gave biden a rusty trombone?!
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Feb 28, 2024 01:53
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:nah. like, it is comedy that biden is saying it, but way too much code is unsafe for absolutely no reason. the many people in 2024 starting a c project that amounts to ad-hoc text parsing should go to jail.
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Feb 28, 2024 02:10
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you can pry the c compiler from my cold, dead system i'll just use one on a different one
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Feb 28, 2024 02:19
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i use javascript, the most memory-safe language there is.
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Feb 28, 2024 02:21
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah let me listen to joe loving biden about taking care of one's memory
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Feb 28, 2024 02:25
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they call ‘im ARC Brandon
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Feb 28, 2024 03:39
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i think its a good endorsement. it's nearly impossible to write buggy software using rust
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the problem with rust is that rust users are insufferable
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my homie dhall posted:they call ‘im ARC Brandon
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Mar 1, 2024 08:16
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pretty savvy way to poison seo for 'joe biden memory'. whichever staffer came up with this deserves a raise
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rUSt #1
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listen jack im a rustacean. I've been a rustacean since i was in the senate. im the most rustacean president ever
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post hole digger posted:pretty savvy way to poison seo for 'joe biden memory'. whichever staffer came up with this deserves a raise dark Brandon psyops gettin more and more sophisticated
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Mar 1, 2024 20:21
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"yeah i like tail recursion..." joe says, sliding down his aviators as he tees up the perfect gag
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post hole digger posted:pretty savvy way to poison seo for 'joe biden memory'. whichever staffer came up with this deserves a raise lol dang
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big shtick energy posted:https://www.whitehouse.gov/oncd/briefing-room/2024/02/26/press-release-technical-report/ Ok that's one step too far. I don't want to vote for Trump but what choice is there
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