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Escape From Noise

Introducing a bill to legalize sloppy BJs. I'm pretty sure I have enough votes since I gave the reach around across the aisle.



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Escape From Noise

Speaker of the house? They're more of a screamer.



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Escape From Noise

Mr. Smith Goes Down on Washington



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RavenousScoot

what a decision huh?
the SCROTUS and boners go hand in hand :jerkbag:


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frump truck

hello... again!

majority whipped

frump truck

hello... again!

more like sexual clown car. because of all these sexual clowns. in washington

RavenousScoot

no bad words while sexual congress is in session

it's time to gently caress, but you shall not say it


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RavenousScoot

save some mental pics of this session in your think tank spank bank


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Escape From Noise

RavenousScoot posted:

save some mental pics of this session in your think tank spank bank



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Escape From Noise

Fierce debate has broken out over the proposed electric Balldo ban.



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Let’s put the ‘sin’ back in senate!!!


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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google THIS

Oh great, they're filiedging again

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I'm bracing for a filinutbuster





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Oh great, they're filiedging again

I got this joke too late :negative:

frump truck

hello... again!

TIRED: chuck schumer, majority leader
WIRED: gently caress, show me the hot dirty wiener

FutonForensic

frump truck posted:

TIRED: chuck schumer, majority leader
WIRED: gently caress, show me the hot dirty wiener

lol


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
What are you doing, step-majority?

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
we're in session, each chamber is filled

ToastGhost

20% cooler
Surely there's some other way we can pay for our defense spending~

Escape From Noise

ToastGhost posted:

Surely there's some other way we can pay for our defense spending~



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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Oops I slipped and fell on top of this ways and means subcommittee. million to one shot.

google THIS

Scandal as it is revealed that several house members have not been receiving oral under the desk from their interns

022924
we're talking just a few instances of sex in one lifetime

022924
sex is too expensive/risky for congress

Escape From Noise

The Laygislative branch



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DoomCroissant

Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
turns out, the nation's capital is called washington dick cum

Escape From Noise

In Britain they called it the rump parliament. :tutbutt:



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alnilam

Sexy guy who ran on a campaign to repair the dysfunction in congress walks into the house chamber in overalls. "Hello i am ze repairman, i am here to fix ze dysfunction here"

Sexy congress members walking over towards the dryer: "oh it's right over here"

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
voting on the bicameralsutra

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
it's not the length of the bill it's whether you can carry the motion

Khanstant
I'm the whip of my party even though I'm not the leader, if you know what I mean

Escape From Noise

canyoneer posted:

it's not the length of the bill it's whether you can carry the motion



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Stoner Sloth

suckretary of deezfense

Stoner Sloth

canyoneer posted:

it's not the length of the bill it's whether you can carry the motion

google THIS

canyoneer posted:

it's not the length of the bill it's whether you can carry the motion

They're trying to push it through but it's going to be tight

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

suckretary of deezfense

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

everyone posted:

whole thread

Escape From Noise


Or hole thread?



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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Let's see what's in the news today

The Hill posted:

Hawley vents frustration to McConnell in tense Capitol meeting

mmm

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Macnult

insider: honestly, lotta the time, they're just jerkin' each other
reporter: what? i mean yeah obviously but we know that already
insider: trust me, you really don't

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