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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

To Jack Off.

wyd?

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Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
I jack off in front of the Israeli embassy

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

get bustin? get busted

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

as a fellow semen retention warrior i support joe bidens anti j.o. initiative

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

as a fellow semen retention warrior i support joe bidens anti j.o. initiative

He's sick of the cum jar. This is the only way to stop it.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I am jerking off right now watch me get banned for this

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

spermicide Joe has got to go

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
He is killing roto-rooter jobs

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

not my president

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

a.lo posted:

I am jerking off right now watch me get banned for this

who isn't

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

i say swears online posted:

spermicide Joe has got to go

rachel ray romano
Jul 5, 2021
Reboot the Olympus Has Fallen series as Olympus Has Busted.

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Good. Jacking is completely abnormal.

Everyone should be edging instead.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



The president can stop me from jerking off when he pries my dick from my cold dead hands!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

President Joe Biden in his 2024 State of the Union Address Speaks Directly To Gooning Community: "You're gonna give yourself the death grips, man! Let go of that thing!"

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

President Joe Biden in his 2024 State of the Union Address Speaks Directly To Gooning Community: "You're gonna give yourself the death grips, man! Let go of that thing!"

Hunter Biden getting up and walking out of the room in disgust. Completely inconsolable after what his father said.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
finally I can do praxis

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

To Jack Off.

wyd?

????

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


It stands for "what are you doing?"

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
I'll just hornypost on the forums until all my enemies are banned

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
hypocritically enough there's a provision that his First Lady can still jill him off

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

To Jack Off.

wyd?

Edge Till Death

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Karach posted:

I jack off in front of the Israeli embassy

Loose the Juice

Loose the Juice

Loose the Juice

Loose the Juice

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


hosting a huge protest "jack in" where everyone gets together and jacks off

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


heading out to the local jackeasy for the 6th time today

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


finally the kick in the butt I needed to achieve true transcendence of fleshly concerns. the body is merely an egg from which the enlightened soul hatches

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

lobster shirt posted:

as a fellow semen retention warrior i support joe bidens anti j.o. initiative

Amateur level semen retention. Personally I try and retain as much semen from as many sources as possible and this law is infringing on my constitutional right to do so (9th and 10th amendments).

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
ok so I'm gonna get this jar,

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
donald j trump, underneath his catchphrase turned slogan "im gonna come" will win in a landslide

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

The Supreme Court of Alabama says if you jack off into a tissue you gotta bury it in the backyard and do 5 years in the klink

Nitevision
Oct 5, 2004

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

To Jack Off.

wyd?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
When you can no longer jack off... the only thing left to do is jack in... to the information super webway

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Who's tuggin?

rachel ray romano
Jul 5, 2021
This is why they invented Kelloggs btw

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Adding saltpeter to the municipal water supply instead of fluoride

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