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I get embarrassed of turds plopping down into the water or if my pee trickle doesn't sound like other women.... how bout y'all? Are you able to poo poo in public with extreme indifference?
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I always lose because I can’t be as loud as the person next to me.
I am a patient they. |
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Feb 29, 2024 21:10
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Yes.
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Feb 29, 2024 21:12
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love making decisions on the throne OP. wtf are u making 
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Mar 1, 2024 00:50
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it used to bother me until i became jaded enough to not care about it but if you take the spot right next to me when there are other options then i hate you
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Mar 1, 2024 00:55
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did someone say troublemaking in public restrooms?  I'll fetch the squirtguns
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Mar 1, 2024 00:56
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I have not had to use the toilet since 2018 but I sure do like to publically wash my hands.
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Mar 1, 2024 01:12
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public restrooms nolonger exist due to shrinkage by criminals |
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Mar 1, 2024 02:45
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poo poo in public spaces is abundant |
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Mar 1, 2024 02:46
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if it bothers you op you just wait the other person out until they're gone or leave while they're making equally gross noises, depending on the timing but it's also good to remember that everyone is there to do the dirty business and no one is in any place to give a d*ng about the fact that other ppl are doing the dirty business |
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Mar 1, 2024 05:24
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i mean that beint said, yes now and then i have had some nasty shits that made me want to wait before leaving the stall, especially in my workplace where there's a decent chance i know the other person |
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Mar 1, 2024 05:26
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if it makes you feel better, someone clogged the toilet at work this week, and I didn't notice, and I overflowed the bitch when flushing and had to grab a mop and fill it and clean up there's no way everyone didn't bear witness also the last job I had I didn't notice the clear water was overflown and raised, so I sat down and was like "why is this cold" yep, dipped my balls in
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Mar 1, 2024 05:39
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tearing myself away from the public wrestroom |
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Mar 1, 2024 07:16
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Buttchocks posted:tearing myself away from the public wrestroom nice |
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Mar 1, 2024 08:47
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tinkle male so what
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Mar 1, 2024 09:13
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years ago i was shopping alone at the mall when i felt the unmistakable rumblings that declared an imminent diarrhea attack so i ducked into the nearest public restroom i could find (in a jc penney). i was uptight about public pooping but this was an emergency and besides the restroom was empty. i had barely enough time to get my pants around my ankles and was just about to let it loose when i heard a delicate knock on the door, which was squeaking open. "hello? housekeeping! i just need to clean up a little." i responded desperately, "OCCUPIED!" and she just said, "oh its okay, go ahead, i'll just be a quick second, dont mind me" so i immediately just unleashed brown squirting hell on that bowl. i was loudly moaning and saying omg omg in between farts of many lengths, volumes and pitches, think that scene in dumb and dumber but for real. she was long gone when i got done and i have never been uptight about public pooping since |
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Mar 1, 2024 17:12
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try playing more concerning sounds so they're not listening to you pee today's recommendation: dental drill
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Mar 1, 2024 17:35
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just practise the trombone while you go
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Happy Hippo posted:years ago i was shopping alone at the mall when i felt the unmistakable rumblings that declared an imminent diarrhea attack so i ducked into the nearest public restroom i could find (in a jc penney). i was uptight about public pooping but this was an emergency and besides the restroom was empty. i had barely enough time to get my pants around my ankles and was just about to let it loose when i heard a delicate knock on the door, which was squeaking open. "hello? housekeeping! i just need to clean up a little." i responded desperately, "OCCUPIED!" and she just said, "oh its okay, go ahead, i'll just be a quick second, dont mind me" so i immediately just unleashed brown squirting hell on that bowl. i was loudly moaning and saying omg omg in between farts of many lengths, volumes and pitches, think that scene in dumb and dumber but for real. she was long gone when i got done and i have never been uptight about public pooping since exposure therapy works. another byob success story 
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Mar 1, 2024 20:35
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RavenousScoot posted:try playing more concerning sounds so they're not listening to you pee lol |
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If i had trouble with any kind of toilet then i would run out of places to put all my posts |
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Mar 1, 2024 22:49
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This is a women's room-specific issue I think. A men's room is like a monastery, a sacred place of reverent contemplation in which men turn their focus inward on themselves and their bodily functions. No man shall look at, speak to, or touch any other man in the men's room. No man shall pay undue attention to another man, nor draw undue attention upon himself in the men's room. Men have lived by this ancient code since the first gendered public communal toilets were constructed by the Roman Empire. To walk out of that bathroom with knowledge and opinions of another man's weird trickles and plops is to dishonor oneself, and make oneself unclean. As long as the mouth is silent, the body may make all kinds of crazy jazz, which everyone has a moral obligation to ignore. I have no direct experience with the social environment of a typical women's room, obviously, but women have told me about it over the years, and my understanding is that due to the structures of patriarchal society or something I guess, the women's restroom represents a convenient little sanctuary away from men, so the room sees a much wider variety of uses. Like fixing hair, putting on makeup, or fiddling with sanitary products is understandable, but apparently y'all just like, hang out in there and talk to each other? Sometimes there's a couch? Now apparently there's bitches in there spying on you and analyzing your hole sounds? What the gently caress is going on in there?
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Barco Fiesta posted:This is a women's room-specific issue I think. A men's room is like a monastery, a sacred place of reverent contemplation in which men turn their focus inward on themselves and their bodily functions. No man shall look at, speak to, or touch any other man in the men's room. No man shall pay undue attention to another man, nor draw undue attention upon himself in the men's room. Men have lived by this ancient code since the first gendered public communal toilets were constructed by the Roman Empire. To walk out of that bathroom with knowledge and opinions of another man's weird trickles and plops is to dishonor oneself, and make oneself unclean. As long as the mouth is silent, the body may make all kinds of crazy jazz, which everyone has a moral obligation to ignore.  also, 
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 Buttchocks posted:tearing myself away from the public wrestroom lol |
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Mar 2, 2024 01:29
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my trouble is that when I pee, it's technically uploading pee, but it FEELS like I'm "downloading" pee
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Mar 2, 2024 06:54
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average men in the bathroom together average women in the bathroom together 
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Mar 2, 2024 07:01
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when a stranger talks to you in the women's bathroom when a stranger talks to you in the men's bathroom 
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Mar 2, 2024 07:17
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Barco Fiesta posted:when a stranger talks to you in the women's bathroom lmao
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Mar 2, 2024 07:58
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do women just ignore the flBLAAAARTing poop noise or just not ever make it?  
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Mar 2, 2024 08:00
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I bet there's a polite and ladylike method for making GBS threads silently and with a rosy aroma but u know the ladies. they'll never tell us clueless boygoons
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Mar 2, 2024 08:03
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Areola Grande posted:do women just ignore the flBLAAAARTing poop noise or just not ever make it? if you know that song by the cranberries, "Dreams" where they're making beautiful caterwauls. that's the universally agreed upon noise to make to muffle the sounds.
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Mar 2, 2024 08:51
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How Wonderful! posted:if you know that song by the cranberries, "Dreams" where they're making beautiful caterwauls. that's the universally agreed upon noise to make to muffle the sounds. I'm imagining six Broadway beauties all doing that Delores O'Riordan lilt-rear end vocal solo in chorus whilst making that veiny forehead giant deuce face https://youtu.be/Yam5uK6e-bQ?si=TrBXBAnOx1ZdirLA e: 1:32 is where that good poop solo begins. namaste Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Mar 2, 2024
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Mar 2, 2024 08:59
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this shitter is exclusively for broadway beauties. only stage-ready starlets and bonafide divas are welcome to drop the kids off at THESE pools
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Mar 2, 2024 09:31
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I will hold it in as long as I have to, until poo poo starts spraying out of my ears before I will poop in a public restroom. I have not pooped in a public stall in over 30 years. Peeing is almost as bad, I have bad social anxiety, so I have to pee in a stall because using a urinal in public is difficult to impossible... Unless I'm drinking beer, then I have zero fucks to give and it's a pee-for-all! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 2, 2024 11:58
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*sneaking an entire foghorn into the women's restroom* time for a dainty female tinkle'n plop in private teehee
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Luv 2 drop a d. Unless it's in those weird stalls in Seattle that leave you almost entirely exposed from like the midriff up. WTF Seattle?
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Escape From Noise posted:Luv 2 drop a d. party down below, strictly business up top. it's the mullet of bathroom stalls
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I usually stand on the toilet seat dropping peanuts one by one into the bowl and doing lil joker laughs |
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Escape From Noise posted:Luv 2 drop a d. ugh wait that's thing on purpose in a finished bathroom? I was on a construction site where I was told there was a portapotty on one floor, couldn't find it but could smell it, then looked down and realized it was just the bottom half and yes, when it's busy, there's a line of people watching and waiting
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Barco Fiesta posted:Men have lived by this ancient code since the first gendered public communal toilets were constructed by the Roman Empire. i actually have it on good authority that sentences like "hello my face-to-face making GBS threads buddy, please pass me the universally shared asswipe sponge on a stick" were normal in Roman communal bathrooms google THIS fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Mar 3, 2024 |
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