Who else has trouble making in public restrooms

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

i actually have it on good authority that sentences like "hello my face-to-face making GBS threads buddy, please pass me the universally shared asswipe sponge on a stick" were normal in Roman communal bathrooms

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# ? Mar 3, 2024 01:50

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# ? May 5, 2024 17:08

google THIS

If that doesn't build extremely macho platonic bonds idk what what would

# ? Mar 3, 2024 02:01

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

i actually have it on good authority that sentences like "hello my face-to-face making GBS threads buddy, please pass me the universally shared asswipe sponge on a stick" were normal in Roman communal bathrooms

And that's why you keep getting banned from stores all over town.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 3, 2024 04:33

Finger Prince

I like to take work calls in the work shitter. It's my power move. I know you can hear the echo. I know you heard the urinal flush. Yeah that's right, I'm making GBS threads. I just passed a turd while you were talking. I want you to picture that and feel uncomfortable. Yeah, that's right, I didn't have to answer. But your call is so important to me, I'm willing to make you listen to me poo poo.

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

I like to take work calls in the work shitter. It's my power move. I know you can hear the echo. I know you heard the urinal flush. Yeah that's right, I'm making GBS threads. I just passed a turd while you were talking. I want you to picture that and feel uncomfortable. Yeah, that's right, I didn't have to answer. But your call is so important to me, I'm willing to make you listen to me poo poo.

alpha af

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:07

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

in the ladies room at the movies the other day the gal in the stall next to me pissed impressively loud. Like she had a jet stream pressure washer built in between her legs.

I am a patient they.

# ? Mar 3, 2024 20:34

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

google THIS posted:

i actually have it on good authority that sentences like "hello my face-to-face making GBS threads buddy, please pass me the universally shared asswipe sponge on a stick" were normal in Roman communal bathrooms

this is my roman empire

# ? Mar 4, 2024 06:49

Dumb Sex-Parrot

*goes into the ladies restroom and does not give a poo poo*

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 5, 2024 17:27

haddedam: by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 14 days!)

Stalls are fine but I can't use urinals.
Something about having to wait in line for a stall or waddle over to the hankerchief place without pants isnt good.

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# ? Mar 5, 2024 17:31

RavenousScoot

I had a dream last night I was stuck in an endless backrooms-ish maze of grody public restrooms except nearly every spot was occupied and the space was super tight and almost every urinal was constantly flushing and spraying me with water as I passed so I decided to just pee on the floor while this mashup of Get It On the Floor played

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Mar 5, 2024 17:38

google THIS

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

*does not give a poo poo*

I hate when that happens

# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:16

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

RavenousScoot posted:

I had a dream last night I was stuck in an endless backrooms-ish maze of grody public restrooms except nearly every spot was occupied and the space was super tight and almost every urinal was constantly flushing and spraying me with water as I passed so I decided to just pee on the floor while this mashup of Get It On the Floor played

If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Bathrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of stale urine and floor cleaner, the madness of porcelain, the endless background noise of this mashup of Get It On The Floor, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly generated urinals and stalls to be trapped in
God save you if you have to pee, because everything will just spray you with water

# ? Mar 6, 2024 21:48

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i've been working in the cleaning industry for the last year and have cleaned more bathrooms in 1 year than i have in the prior 30 years combined.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 22:34

Escape From Noise

I forgot that pissing all over the public toilet seat is a major American pastime.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 6, 2024 22:47

Dumb Sex-Parrot

*grunting to myself in the women's restroom* "that'll do pig, that'll do."

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 7, 2024 09:30

RavenousScoot

saying "listen" before every push

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Mar 7, 2024 12:26

Dumb Sex-Parrot

i shout "it's shittin' time!" when i kick in the door to the women's restroom

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 7, 2024 18:20

FutonForensic

when i make in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me,

# ? Mar 7, 2024 19:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

when i make in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me,

let me pee :pray:

# ? Mar 7, 2024 19:50

google THIS

RavenousScoot posted:

saying "listen" before every push

"Hey!"

*PTHBBBBFFFFFFT~*

"Listen!"

*PLOP*

# ? Mar 7, 2024 20:08

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

emSparkly posted:

in the ladies room at the movies the other day the gal in the stall next to me pissed impressively loud. Like she had a jet stream pressure washer built in between her legs.

God I wish I had the power to piss that extreme :sigh:

# ? Mar 8, 2024 23:20

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# ? May 5, 2024 17:08

Dumb Sex-Parrot

you just need to beleive in yourself *smiles sagely and levitates on a stream of piss into the ladies' restroom*

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 9, 2024 13:58

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