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Bumpin at the Gay Whale Club
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Blowhole is a pretty good name for a club
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Mar 1, 2024 20:12
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Whalecum to GBS
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Mar 1, 2024 21:00
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Imagine spending all your life in poverty, eating ramen noodles and forsaking all social and romantic relationships so that instead you can earn a PhD, your thesis on theoretical whale reproduction makes waves in the whale sex scientific community, you're a rising star, you've been following a pod of whales for years, you've given each whale private nicknames (Big Tuna, Sassafras, Paul, ...) Oh come on gay whale erotica is why we’re all on this forum. Stop shaming us.
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Mar 2, 2024 01:15
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remember McAffee and the whale fuckers story? I wonder if they get down there, realise its a guy whale and cornhole it anyway and all the other whalefuckers go nohomo bro, and everyone hi5s and cracks longnecks and sings the whalefucking song
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Mar 2, 2024 01:31
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Professor Says Sea Monsters Were Most Likely Whale Penises In Viral Post
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Mar 2, 2024 01:33
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Humpback Mountin'
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Mar 2, 2024 01:54
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Bluemillion posted:Humpback Mountin' this is a good post.
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Mar 2, 2024 02:04
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Bluemillion posted:Humpback Mountin' When you're right, you're right.
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Mar 2, 2024 02:13
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Free Willies
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Mar 2, 2024 02:17
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I bet bjork is super into this.
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Mar 2, 2024 02:21
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blew whale (the)right whale (to gently caress) two in the pinky, one in the minke
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Mar 2, 2024 02:24
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Wasn't there some gay whales or dolphins or balugas? where one of the gay whales literally hosed his partner to death because he destroyed his rectum. I recall something like that.
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Mar 2, 2024 02:45
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Nesse's shootin' ropes again.
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Mar 2, 2024 02:54
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All dolphins are gay as gently caress it rules
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Mar 2, 2024 02:54
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lmfao
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Mar 2, 2024 03:17
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If they only put their dick in the other whale a few centimeters and said "no homo" first, then its not actually gay whale sex. Just perfectly normal males sticking their dick in to other males. I think for it to be gay, the dick has to go in at least twice as far as the diameter. So if the whale dick is like 15 cm in diameter, then the whale dick has to be at least 30 cm inside the other whale's rear end or whatever the gently caress hole on a whale is called. THEN AND ONLY THEN is it gay whale sex. I'll take my PHD now.
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Mar 2, 2024 03:53
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came to see a big fat whale dong and was not let down op
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Mar 2, 2024 03:57
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Sophy Wackles posted:Whale B was literally raping an injured and dying whale A to show dominance. hosed up species. Almost as hosed up as the species cracking jokes about it.
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Mar 2, 2024 04:02
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virtue signaling in the gbs gay whale sex thread? 
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Mar 2, 2024 04:07
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hey guys have you heard about ducks? real hosed up stuff 
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Mar 2, 2024 04:08
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No seriously there was a news story a while back about captive sea mammals where one of them hosed the other death and then like had sex with the corpse or some poo poo.
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Mar 2, 2024 04:09
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Dolphins are some fuckin rapin rear end motherfuckers too.
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Hollismason posted:No seriously there was a news story a while back about captive sea mammals where one of them hosed the other death and then like had sex with the corpse or some poo poo. sounds like pretty standard prison stuff e: free the whales! e2: but maybe not that one TrashMammal fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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Mar 2, 2024 04:28
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the belugussy
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Mar 2, 2024 04:30
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Hollismason posted:No seriously there was a news story a while back about captive sea mammals where one of them hosed the other death and then like had sex with the corpse or some poo poo. I remember
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Mar 2, 2024 05:28
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From hell's heart, I stab at thee('s rectum)
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Mar 2, 2024 05:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzVcC0TAN8k
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Mar 2, 2024 05:30
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https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/the-mechanics-of-dolphin-sex-all-the-dirty-details-you-need-to-know Scientists are some sick freaks
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Mar 2, 2024 05:34
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Sophy Wackles posted:Whale B was literally raping an injured and dying whale A to show dominance. hosed up species. milkshake duck gay whale sex
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Mar 2, 2024 05:53
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maybe its time to cancel cetaceans
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Mar 2, 2024 06:04
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Hollismason posted:No seriously there was a news story a while back about captive sea mammals where one of them hosed the other death and then like had sex with the corpse or some poo poo. It's worse than I remembered https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-manatee-dies-after-high-intensity-sex-with-brother/
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Mar 2, 2024 06:17
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Brokeback ocean
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Mar 2, 2024 06:42
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maybe scientists should spend less time creeping on massive sea dongers and more time teaching animals about consent
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Mar 2, 2024 08:02
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How deep does this ocean go??
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Mar 2, 2024 08:06
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they should have external balls. looks weird without them
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Mar 2, 2024 10:25
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Cetaceans are a smart and varied enough group of creatures that I think it's a bit reductive to call them all horrible rapists based on a smattering we've observed. Sampling random humans, often under inhumane and stressful conditions, may yield the same result. That simply means that the capability of choosing to harm someone exists in the species, not that the species is all bad. Don't @ me with some exhausted doomer joke about humans all being evil. It's tired, let it rest. Enjoy the gay dorks.
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Mar 2, 2024 12:44
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Thesaurus posted:It's worse than I remembered Yeah that's it
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Mar 2, 2024 15:09
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DicktheCat posted:Reasons to cancel dolphins
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I thought fat gay guys were called bears not whales
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