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Today is the anniversary of my first pet dying so St George can eat poo poo.
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Apr 23, 2024 12:41
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Tesseraction posted:Today is the anniversary of my first pet dying so St George can eat poo poo. ... a dragon?
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Apr 23, 2024 12:42
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Private Speech posted:A380s nowadays are in demand since air travel picked up again and they aren't making any more of them after they shut down production during covid. got to imagine the fear and chaos surrounding boeing right now probably helps too
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Apr 23, 2024 12:43
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PriorMarcus posted:... a dragon? Just a cat, but he slept like a dragon in gold.
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Apr 23, 2024 12:50
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smellmycheese posted:This is actually real I only celebrate bank holidays sorry. Like May Day.
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Apr 23, 2024 12:53
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Perfect. No notes
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Apr 23, 2024 13:05
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I demand to speak to Lenny Henry!
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Apr 23, 2024 13:08
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smellmycheese posted:This is actually real "... and if you don't like that you know where the door is", piped up the Minister for Telling it Like it is 
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Apr 23, 2024 13:15
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Starting the day off the right way, with a full English and a steaming glass of piss
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Apr 23, 2024 13:17
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I was trying to figure out what was in that glass. Starting my day off with a nice cup of milky tea and 1½ gills of whiskey before posting.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:22
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Gideon Falters had a bit of a roasting on the media tour this morning. Seems his story is crumbling very publicly.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:30
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It's fresh apple juice. My favourite morning hotel drink.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:30
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When I saw that glass, I instantly thought of this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3LduV4-tg
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Apr 23, 2024 13:31
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tried to think of an appropriate comment to post along with this image, but no, can't come up with anything printable
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Apr 23, 2024 13:33
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serious gaylord posted:Gideon Falters had a bit of a roasting on the media tour this morning. Seems his story is crumbling very publicly. Hasbara is difficult these days now they have to rely on the intellectual equivalent of starvation rations.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:34
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Apraxin posted:tried to think of an appropriate comment to post along with this image, but no, can't come up with anything printable *single tear* if only they could have been sent to die of neglect in Africa
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Apr 23, 2024 13:35
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serious gaylord posted:Gideon Falters had a bit of a roasting on the media tour this morning. Seems his story is crumbling very publicly. I just ordered a salmon and cream cheese bagel and they stuck the whole thing in the grill, so I now have a cooked salmon and hot cream cheese bagel. I feel like this has to be some sort of cultural war crime. I'm still eating it cos it's delicious but that isn't how you do it.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:43
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Tesseraction posted:*single tear* if only they could have been sent to die of neglect in Africa Exactly, we only want tragedy where we can't see it
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Apr 23, 2024 13:49
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smellmycheese posted:Perfect. No notes i’ve only bothered with a full english once and it was at heathrow so i’m not sure it counts but all i can think about is that chewy limp bacon flopped over top and now unpleasant it would be to eat
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Apr 23, 2024 14:03
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Grey Hunter posted:How many of the 50,000 "illegal immigrants" a year do they plan on packing into these planes? Or did some Tory just set up their own airline? Of course its all madness, but the numbers of people is a drop in the bucket compared to your average number of travellers going to/from the UK. Heathrow alone handles something between 60 and 80 million travelers each year, close to 200,000 per day on average. One flight more per day is nothing.
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Apr 23, 2024 14:05
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mediaphage posted:i’ve only bothered with a full english once and it was at heathrow so i’m not sure it counts The carbonised micropenis sausage is a nice touch too
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Apr 23, 2024 14:06
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smellmycheese posted:The carbonised micropenis sausage is a nice touch too how dare you criticize Are Cultural History
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Apr 23, 2024 14:21
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Gully Foyle posted:Of course its all madness, but the numbers of people is a drop in the bucket compared to your average number of travellers going to/from the UK. Heathrow alone handles something between 60 and 80 million travelers each year, close to 200,000 per day on average. One flight more per day is nothing. Traditionally, the flights going through Heathrow are made up of people who want to be on the aeroplane*. These Air Rwanda flights require more resources as you are sticking people on those planes who really don't want to be there, and might do anything to stop the plane from flying. *= Sure, some people might be dresding going on a flight and not being able to smoke for 2 to 3 hours, but overall they will willingly enter the plane.
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Apr 23, 2024 14:39
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The St George’s Day Festivities are going well I see… https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/1782759376240955533?s=46 For non Twitter enjoyers : a bunch of gammons draped in flags are fighting the cops in Whitehall
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Apr 23, 2024 14:43
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That idiot at the end who appears to hit the horse with an umbrella is very lucky the horse kept its composure. What a stellar display of patriotism.
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Apr 23, 2024 14:48
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Getting lairy and having a bust up with the cops is very much in the spirit of england.
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Apr 23, 2024 14:50
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I can already see the headlines about “why are our glorious patriots who just want to get pissed and fight cops being treated differently to people who want to peacefully march down a street to protest against flagrant genocide”. I give it 2 hours tops before we get one.
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Apr 23, 2024 14:57
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Paladinus posted:It's fresh apple juice. My favourite morning hotel drink. My favourite is when they have both cranberry juice and orange juice on offer and you can combine them like a breakfast alchemist
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Apr 23, 2024 15:11
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smellmycheese posted:The St George’s Day Festivities are going well I see… These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're English (and fighting a horse)
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Apr 23, 2024 15:13
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smellmycheese posted:carbonised micropenis sebzilla posted:breakfast alchemist
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Apr 23, 2024 15:14
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Guavanaut posted:Both pro forums names. Feel free to change mine
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Apr 23, 2024 15:19
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smellmycheese posted:The St George’s Day Festivities are going well I see… If I tried to walk across that road draped in an Irish flag and balaclava would I be allowed?
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Apr 23, 2024 15:21
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notaspy posted:If I tried to walk across that road draped in an Irish flag and balaclava would I be allowed? Probably not irrespective of whether or not the england flag guys were there tbh 
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Apr 23, 2024 15:22
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sebzilla posted:These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're English (and fighting a horse) Today’s Telegraph… 
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Apr 23, 2024 15:26
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Paladinus fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Apr 23, 2024 15:31
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Yes, they have to meet in secluded places in the dead of night and recite the password, only then can they read the forbidden works; Shakespeare, Chaucer, Wordsworth, Blake. Each moment spent in perpetual fear of being brought to the attention of The Bishop That Woketh. All children at school are handed an 'English knot' and beaten if they speak anything but Tagalog. Anglicanism is banned. This article is written in Cherokee. What the gently caress are these people taking?
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Apr 23, 2024 15:33
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There are some absolutely choice nuggets in the drivel he’s pissed out for the telegraph 
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Apr 23, 2024 15:35
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smellmycheese posted:Today’s Telegraph… One of the few good laws passed by this government, I'll grant them that.
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Apr 23, 2024 15:35
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I know there's centuries of intermingling but it's very funny to see someone with an Irish surname crying about that.
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Apr 23, 2024 15:58
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Tesseraction posted:I know there's centuries of intermingling but it's very funny to see someone with an Irish surname crying about that. He addresses that in the piece
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Apr 23, 2024 16:00
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