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OwlFancier, crispix)
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Following on from my post above:crispix posted:country didn't go anywhere Another irony in the "Just want my country back!" sort of Toryism is that an Old Labour/Corbyn-esque platform of social democracy is actually far more likely to end up returning (not RETVRNING...) the country to the sort of socio-economic form that it was 'back in the good old days'. Of course, a loony-lefty future Britain with nationalised services and infrastructure, effective and equitable public services, decent public transport, lower inequality, effective municipal government, improved worker rights, more secure jobs, renewed national manufacturing, better housing availability etc. etc. etc. would still have people in it who weren't white, straight and cis and who would get to enjoy all this on equal terms with everyone else, and that's really what Anderson etc. mean when they pine for the good old days. Not the post-war consensus. E: HMS P222 was an S-Class submarine that was lost in the Mediterranean during WW2 before a name could be assigned to it. BalloonFish fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Apr 29, 2024 22:17
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Tilda! TILDA!! THE loving THIRTY PENCE MAN JUST KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. I FROZE WHEN I REALISED IT WAS HIM AND ONLY MANAGED TO SHUFFLE FORWARDS IN TIME FOR THE PISS RUNNING DOWN MY LEG TO DRIBBLE ONTO THE FRONT STEP GET SCRUBBING BEFORE IT SUMMONS THAT WILLY WRAGG oval office AGAIN
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Apr 29, 2024 22:17
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Bobby Deluxe posted:More importantly Lee wants that back because it's someone else doing the scrubbing. He even says it's what the poors used to do.
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Apr 29, 2024 22:18
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So are Norman and Tilda married or is this some kind of scandalous affair...
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Apr 29, 2024 22:19
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Tilda's husband is clearly anti-Tory while Norman's wife is clearly a regressive 
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Apr 29, 2024 22:22
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I think tilda is the neighbour of mrs norman. They are also incidentally having an affair.
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Apr 29, 2024 22:24
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NO, STOP IT 
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Apr 29, 2024 22:30
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The Norman Postmatic Universe
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Apr 29, 2024 22:37
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Can't wait for the extended Mrs Norman Cinematic Universe
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Apr 29, 2024 22:38
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if anyone's curious as to why the name is norman, it originated from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3N6b0jOIHU 
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Apr 29, 2024 22:47
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Give me back my country you are a dog it doesn't even fit
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Apr 29, 2024 22:53
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Which one of those doors was his mates he called up before filming talking to him and his mate saying he used to vote Labour but will vote Tory this time
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Apr 29, 2024 22:54
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crispix posted:if anyone's curious as to why the name is norman, it originated from this 
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Apr 29, 2024 22:58
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Give me back my country 
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Apr 29, 2024 23:00
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-snip- You are threadbanned, and I am not going to let you bypass that by simply registering new accounts to annoy people one post at a time. Anything you post in here will be deleted and you will be probated. Find people who want to have a conversation with you, those people are not here and this is not that place. - Owlfancier. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Apr 29, 2024 23:20
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:
BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS! More Reform pledges - Bring back the old Coronation Street intro with the cat. - All chippies to wrap fish and chips in Sun Newspaper pages. - Samantha Fox to get her tits out again. - Street protesting/violence only allowed if its two guys in their 50s wearing flat caps, white shirts rolled upto elbows, and a whippet nearby. - Bins to be reverted back to the metal circular ones. - Lucozade can only be bought in chemists again. - Condoms can only be bought from barbers. - Borstals brought back and mandatory for all kids not working 18 hour shifts. - Blitz air raid sirens to sound every 3 hours 24/7 to honor are troops. - An AI hologram of Bernard Manning to host the relaunch of The Comedians.
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Apr 29, 2024 23:51
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron-accused-acting-like-32688296quote:
I hate these cunts so much.
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Apr 29, 2024 23:55
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Vitamin R posted:-snip- lol
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Apr 30, 2024 00:29
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happyhippy posted:BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS! - Make Walkers put the crisp packet colours back the 'right way round'. (I know they've always been the way they are now, but people think they used to be different due to hazy childhood memories and mushed-up pop-culture nostalgia. It's the perfect Reform policy to make reality match that rather than accept it's not true).
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Apr 30, 2024 00:42
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Maybe that was just some other guy called Vitamin R
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Apr 30, 2024 08:33
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Imagine registering a new account just to evade a threadban and post in the UKMT, and still be committed enough to your posting brand to use a similar username
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Apr 30, 2024 09:03
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Failed Imagineer posted:Maybe that was just some other guy called Vitamin R I started to reply to this with a Simpsons gif, then realised how old that made me and just felt depressed instead.
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Apr 30, 2024 09:04
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Pistol_Pete posted:I started to reply to this with a Simpsons gif, then realised how old that made me and just felt depressed instead. It's ok, I can autoplay that specific scene in my head instead
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Apr 30, 2024 09:09
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Pistol_Pete posted:I started to reply to this with a Simpsons gif, then realised how old that made me and just felt depressed instead. How about a family guy reference instead?  It's only 8 years old
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Apr 30, 2024 09:09
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That episode is 23 years old.
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Apr 30, 2024 09:30
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Microplastics posted:How about a family guy reference instead? That scenes looks like it's from season 1 or possibly season 2 of Family Guy. Which would make it about 21-25 years old.
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Apr 30, 2024 09:30
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Trap sprung 
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Apr 30, 2024 09:32
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(actually it wasn't a trap, I just did a terrible Google and took the first number I saw as the answer) (and now I feel old, 23 years goddamn)
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Apr 30, 2024 09:33
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would be highly eccentric behaviour for a young person to post here
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Apr 30, 2024 09:38
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Now we're going to spend hours running around the school grounds looking for a Vitamin Q that doesn't exist.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:01
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Tesseraction posted:Now we're going to spend hours running around the school grounds looking for a Vitamin Q that doesn't exist. Multiple personalities doesn't guarantee good posting. 
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Apr 30, 2024 10:07
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Apropos of nothing just remembered "Stonger Together" and burst out laughing in public like a maniac.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:22
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Talking of felling old I regularly look up the definition of when generations start and end. This is usually displayed using years e.g. 1980-2000. I have always found this loving annoying so I finally asked the internet to show me the generations by age, which it did. The oldest zoomers are now 25, a fact that almost made me feel old but instead made me feel hopeful. That means they are very much a part of the work force and society which means they are also allies in the fight to overcome the loving boomers and hopefully the Xers (now there is a waste of space generation)
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Apr 30, 2024 10:23
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Tesseraction posted:Apropos of nothing just remembered "Stonger Together" and burst out laughing in public like a maniac. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZQHMiqzDM
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Apr 30, 2024 10:24
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Tesseraction posted:Now we're going to spend hours running around the school grounds looking for a Vitamin Q that doesn't exist. 
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Apr 30, 2024 10:31
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Guess Vitamin P took the probation badly https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-london-68926446
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Apr 30, 2024 10:32
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Galloway on LBC this morning claiming there are imminent defections (councillors, MPs and a Lord) from Labour to whatever his current grift-vehicle is called. This week or the next. I'll believe it when I see it (and maybe not even then.)
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Apr 30, 2024 10:32
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sebzilla posted:Galloway on LBC this morning claiming there are imminent defections (councillors, MPs and a Lord) from Labour to whatever his current grift-vehicle is called. This week or the next. More like those guys have worked out they can get a free slap-up meal on Galloway's expenses, all they have to do is be a nodding dog to his bullshit.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:26
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notaspy posted:.. Xers (now there is a waste of space generation) 
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Apr 30, 2024 12:34
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As a millennial, I’ve been eating avocado toast like a maniac since the media let their guard down about it 👹
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