UKMT Lente 2024 - We hebben een serieus probleem

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josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Tesseraction posted:

Wonder if Mason's handler is second guessing running against Corbs now.

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:43

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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tough on protest, ~~tough~~ extremely soft on the causes of protest

woodcock's so loving stupid lmao

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 00:58

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Yeah they'll just ignore it.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 20:33

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 23:33

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Drag a plumber out to look at it and accept that they're going to think you're incapable, not worth the stress (I can say from experience.)

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 01:44

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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kate permanently shat herself to bed, you say

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 23:48

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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forkboy84 posted:

More like Christopher HopeIsALie...

Also you've all driven yourselves insane on this Kate poo poo, that photo just looks like Kate but she's lost some weight, which hardly a stunner after this much time I'll and recovering.

Yeah I mean most people they wouldn't be able to reanimate at all after this long.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 00:58

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Since they brought in the vegan bake there has been no return for the fajita bake or the pepperoni bake. Greg Wallace must answer for this.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 11:46

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Guavanaut posted:

The other problem is that they continually lie. They do floodwater analysis during the driest season, traffic flow analysis during mid afternoon on a Wednesday, and always come up with some lovely reason that they can't build any of the affordable houses midway through construction.

lol, there was this one in the BBC just the other day, where it looks an awful lot like they've placed all their affordable housing at the foot of a shockingly unaffordable retaining wall.

Also iirc there's strong evidence that the big UK home builders are collaborating to reduce the flow of new homes to keep prices high.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 11:12

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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The England shirts thing is "fun" because the FA don't want to say it's meant to evoke the pride flag without being explicit and the fash don't want to say they're objecting to it looking a bit like the pride flag explicitly.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 13:39

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Josef bugman posted:

Whatever this was appears gone now.

A clip from Matthew d'Ancona on a podcast saying that Owen Jones' nickname in the Guardian offices was "squealer".

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 09:10

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Jones used to be on staff, he's been a freelancer for a few years now.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 10:11

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Failed Imagineer posted:

Kate dead, Charles dead, new King to be revealed before the eclipse

https://x.com/DarumaIkyu/status/1771590689266024576?s=20

lol, went in blind and he lost me at "you can always tell when it's CGI in the cinema", just in time for the next line to be "And of course, she's wearing the black and white of Freemasonry"

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 11:19

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Pistol_Pete posted:

His whole political career has revolved around keeping a careful distance from the mainstream and using that to apply leverage and push the established parties in his preferred direction. I don't like the guy or his politics but he's arguably the most successful UK politician of the 21st century.

How can you say that when Gorgeous George roams the corridors of power once more?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 23:24

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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"A Grief Observed" is possibly a funnier title than "Can I Borrow A Feeling?"

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:48

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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I bought a refurb steelcase leap back in 2022 from a website that immediately went out of business. It wasn't particularly refurbed but the fabric's fine and my back doesn't hurt any more. That and a vertical mouse are my top two tips for the permanent desk drone.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 11:01

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Pretty sure agile can only be failed.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 18:52

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Failed Imagineer posted:

It's fine, we have Agile 2 for that

I've suddenly become quite skeptical of "leadership" having read that the former CEO of Boeing considered it the natural alternative to "experience".

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 19:05

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Guavanaut posted:

e: One2One is now T-Mobile UK

(For a given value of fun) fact: One2One was originally part of Mercury which was part of Cable & Wireless. Cable & wireless sold their mobile phone business to Deusche Telekom who renamed it T-Mobile and their internet business to NTL, who became Virgin Media. Virgin Media just finished merging with O2, who were originally BT Cellnet. T-Mobile merged with Orange and became EE, who got bought by BT. So the last thirty years has, from a certain angle, been an elongated process of British private cable and BT swapping mobile phone providers.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 12:47

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Yeah, absolute solidarity with them.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 22:46

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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A good time to remember that William Wragg was listed as the honourable member for piss on that leaked list of whip's leverage way back when.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 23:09

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Vitamin P posted:

lad, you are threadbanned

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 00:13

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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fuctifino posted:

I purposefully didn't mention the piss when I posted the story as it's not relevant, and I feel uncomfortable mocking someone's kink (each to their own afaik). I also didn't feel the need to mention Grindr either. I thought the fact that they are so easy to blackmail and so quick to throw others under the bus to be the story....

I did bring it up for prurient, salacious reasons tbh. I think it's funny that an honest piss guy has a shameful second life as a tory MP.

But it also helps explain why (aside from classic homophobia, the mail article on this describes him as "openly gay" ffs) all the focus here is on him dishonourably leaking phone numbers and not on the fact that a sitting MP was being blackmailed and no-one did anything about it.

e: pegging also unimpeachable

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 09:44

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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She's the daughter of the Telegraph's cartoonist 'Matt' who infamously gets paid over £650,000 a year.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 07:45

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Huge if true???

# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 14:41

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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grobbo posted:

What's great is that we've arrived at a place where there's no longer any attempt to advocate for changes that might help combat, say, pickpocketing in London, it's just "Khann!!!!! This happened on your watch, Khannn!!!" with the implicit suggestion that the Mayor is deliberately bussing criminals into the city and letting them run riot like we're living in mob Chicago or something

Thing is, through his ULEZ scheme Mr Khan has [unintelligible] and that's why I'm carrying a machete to visit Shoreditch.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 15:33

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Josef bugman posted:

Wes Streeting is being an utter howling poo poo about trans people again and I am very very cross about this, in a way that I am not able to adequately express.

I want these folks to be put on trial in the Hague.

at the very least he's announced this shithouse nonsense early enough that the labour party can be given no peace about it for a good long run up to the election

# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 21:58

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Anyone who was involved with student politics at all can tell you that Labour Students/NOLS was a mendacious pack of absolute shitheads, totally disinterested in anything other than receiving PPE degrees and being groomed for Spad jobs. One of the most gratifying things big jez accomplished in his time as leader was obliterating it from orbit, though apparently Starmer has founded a new one.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 12:35

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Trying posted:

It's a fair point.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 12:44

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Brighten your day just slightly with Grace Petrie's banger off her new album, 'The Greatest Country in the World'

https://gracepetrie.bandcamp.com/track/the-best-country-in-the-world

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 14:18

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Guavanaut posted:

The Extremely Normal distribution.

thread title?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 16:09

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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forkboy84 posted:

As a good socialist I could never be Idiot King, for while I may be an idiot I reject monarchy.

it's true, idiot king: connotations of royalty, cloying false modesty, every kings was an idiots

whereas forums moderator: denotes service, no implicit structure of hierarchy, nonspecific air of ancient greece about the whole thing

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 21:25

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Goatse James Bond posted:

i took em for anxiety and they sucked for me personally

discomfort, seizure risk

fortunately i appear to be in the basket of like 20% of anxiety sufferers where l-theanine, the magical chemical in green tea, is... magical. some brilliant japanese feller figured out how to isolate it some decades ago. Normal people and 80% of anxiety sufferers? It's pleasantly calming. Me and my ilk? it's miraculous (presumably because we have a deficiency in the brain chemical it stimulates)

Looking askance now at four cups of green tea a day that I've been drinking when in the office.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 09:44

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Python 2 has been trashcanned for the better part of a decade now, folks, it's fine to move on.

Yes we still ship it embedded why do you ask

# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 18:05

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Tesseraction posted:

Defra Gamebird will pay for handing out these dodgy licenses.

That's Defra Gamebird CBE to you

# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 09:44

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Lol, remember when Hancock got the boot via footage someone shot using a spy camera in his ministerial office

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 12:20

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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fuctifino posted:

Truss gave the Cabinet Office a copy "in good time", sources tell me. But officials did not clear her revealing details of private conversations - including with the late Queen in September 2022.

Liz II: I'll take you down if I have to loving die doing it.

Trusshroom: You feel that fear in your chest? You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 23:38

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Yeah, it's of a piece with Truss's ramblings, the absolute failure of my ideas when put into practise can only mean that there is an as-yet unseen shadowy power working against me.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 11:15

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Nuclear Spoon posted:

very optimistic of you to think the mail & telegraph won't be done with him in 2 or less

really the question is still whether someone tries to knife him ahead of the election

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 10:26

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:43

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Piss, moan, do it anyway?

Speaking of piss:

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1782713997743018184

the entire labour front bench should drown in a var of it

josh04 fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Apr 23, 2024

# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 11:03

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