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OwlFancier, crispix)
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lmao
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 07:04 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:13 |
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I hope we get him saying "Spunk loving Sluts" in parliament again.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 13:04 |
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He's an awful piece of poo poo but he doesn't support a genocide, making him somehow morally superior.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 15:24 |
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forkboy84 posted:It's a dead giveaway someone is Canadian Catching up on the thread and got confused, thought it was very statistical horny posting about the Oompa Loompa
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 11:15 |
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https://twitter.com/miqdaad/status/1765305064883736819?t=VcfUOxhwcNMMXpIWkkviVg&s=19 Working yourself into a shoot news
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 10:41 |
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Getting unbelievably mad every time I see some perky Double D's because I imagine somewhere there's a woke recommending a good breast reduction surgeon
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 21:59 |
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PriorMarcus posted:She's 74, lives alone. I'm 35 and married. It's really not about Pokemon. Aww OAP loneliness is horrifying.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 19:52 |
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Theresa May quitting before she's thrown out is enraging. Partly because the only joy this election is going to give me is seeing all the old villains getting humiliated and replaced by younger, unknown villains, but mostly because I have to see people pretend she was hard done by or not a complete piece of poo poo. She was a racist by even the standards of the tory party. She refused to do anything about rape at Yarl's Wood camp because it might negatively affect Serco's profits. Windrush immigrants were deported with dementia to countries they had never been in. She sent out vans that literally told immigrants to "GO HOME". Absolute scumbag.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 16:47 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:The whitest instrument is the ukelele, c'mon guys. Nah I mostly associate it with Hawaii. I know White women in the mid 10's went hog wild with it but it's a Polynesian instrument to me.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 17:31 |
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OwlFancier posted:I'm trying to think of a musical instrument that didn't get invented outside of western europe and I'm struggling. I think it would have to be some sort of modern electronic thing because I feel like the rest of the world already invented all the ways to get noise out of bits of tree and animals and rocks. Drums feels like an obvious one Edit: oh outside of the west right ignore me I'm an idiot who can't read
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 17:38 |
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The death of the Master has alerted me to the origins of Sickos.jpg https://twitter.com/Bran_the_Onion/status/1766028236650103205?t=lt8Z-FN8nDJHHAs1U2mOtQ&s=19 Replace "Dirty Magazine" with "Humiliation for Loser *insert thread villain*" and you've got a meme that will give you at least half a page of empty quotes every time.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 19:24 |
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It's remarkable how radicalising it's been for the celebrity class to go on twitter and have people not like them. For years we thought PR was for us, but no, it was basically a bulwark against having celebrities discover that they're loving idiots who shouldn't be let out of containment.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 18:37 |
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/implausibleblog/status/1768396830620975577 If Hester gave Labour the money they wouldn't give it back.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 15:02 |
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fuctifino posted:Does anyone know who the woman is? Because it doesn't look like Kate.... Just two members of the royal family going out by themselves with no bodyguards and no escort to do the shopping they definitely don't have servants for to be photographed like they're loving Bigfoot. Nothing to see here. I genuinely don't believe there's anything much to the Kate Middleton stuff but the Royal Family and media response has been absolutely bizarre.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 10:45 |
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https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1770584923411218777 Name these good people you dried up old hack. Sick of this Centrist notion that the person with the most impressive CV obviously would be the best politician. If you paid MP's £200K and attracted the people who could earn £200k a year outside of politics you know what you'll get? A bunch of MP's who want to make sure that people getting £200k a year keep getting better and better deals and gently caress everyone else. Empty, dumb poo poo predicated on the idea that nothing needs fundamentally changed and we just need bright people to tinker around the edges. How is paying MP's more going to attract more teachers and medical professionals going into the profession? How is it going to help them with suspending their careers? How is it going to stop the party process of weeding out anyone with even the slightest left wing ideals from becoming MP's? I loving hate Iannucci. Great comedy writer but such a weak man. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Mar 21, 2024 |
# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 02:05 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:
No Bravery is legit one of the best anti-war songs I've heard, huge respect for him.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 15:50 |
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Thought it would be something like that.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 20:18 |
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https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1772290724500758977?t=gf-m1GwHKeuecQtY7DXjTg&s=19 Good article, this.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 18:33 |
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keep punching joe posted:Why is it news that a lass has big tits? They're desperate for a conservative Taylor Swift and they're trying to manifest it by wanking about a blond lady with big boobs. They think that the Blond Bombshell has been a maligned concept since the rappers started going on about the asses and this is a Retvrn to tradition. Essentially Conservative politics is stuck in 14 year old boy territory. PriorMarcus posted:I'd have breast reduction surgery. Hopefully she's insulated from all this poo poo. You kidding, you can't pay for this amount of publicity. I didn't even know who she was a month ago and now she's a megastar.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 13:49 |
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crispix posted:LOL Literally just before he came out as a far right weirdo in the interview on the same show. It's like he felt his divorced folk music career die as he was singing and he immediately transitioned into fascist without even waiting for the spiral.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 10:40 |
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I need NHS doctors to come out against throwing yourself off of bridges onto the motorway right now.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 19:47 |
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Starbucks posted:I do often wonder what chaos with Ed Milliband would have looked like. Probably the same but with far less concessions dragged out by having an actual left wing opposition. Ed would have been gang pressed into doing an EU referendum and would have still lost, quickly been deposed by some right wing poo poo head like Keir Starmer and we'd probably be looking at a role reversal of the current situation but with Sunak in opposition. Press dipshits run this country and they got everything they wanted and the country has gotten progressively worse every time with none of the blame being placed on them.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 18:01 |
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https://twitter.com/garvanwalshe/status/1777327712413073675 Democracy
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 21:15 |
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Wizards are all sex criminals, I don't make the rules
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 23:21 |
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smellmycheese posted:Not really sure why Captain Haddock is in the gang of angry lefty stereotypes standing in the way of Wes’s privatisation plans here Hate this "Spare capacity" nonsense from Piss Streaking. I worked in an NHS funded Private sector Eating Disorder unit. It was a poo poo show. £3000 a bed and all the consultants were NHS doctors moonlighting or retired old foggies who were tragically out of touch and egotistical. Absolutely nothing done there was any different from what you would get in the NHS except the food was better and the majority of the work was done by HCA's being paid barely above the minimum wage. A complete waste of money that would have been cheaper and better if they just funded the NHS properly. But then Wes wouldn't get his bribes, would he?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 16:17 |
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No idiot Kings, No idiot Gods, No idiot Masters.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 00:22 |
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https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1782369429705118020?t=Kdz6orhDJIK1lvPirF-G4w&s=19 The coalition of fascist wingnuts is imploding because some fascists aren't fascist enough.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 12:44 |
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Gambrinus posted:Beyond me why Rowling is considered an authority on anything other than being a successful author. From a few pages back and I haven't caught up on the thread, but it's for the same reasons David Baddiel, Rachel Riley and other uninformed dolts with big followings, money and right wing views are treated as experts. They're useful attack dogs for the Press and others who radicalised them. The press can't outright say a lot of things because they get sued and have to issue corrections. But private citizens who get radicalised by the press by putting the two and two given to them and make five-hundred are going to give interviews, go on twitter and loudly shout to anyone who will listen that they've cracked the code and figured out the problem is the ones the press keeps saying are the problem. Then the Press give them cushy interviews that reinforce what the media told them. Then it becomes an endless feedback of Dogwhistle, Dogs barking and more dogwhistles. The celebrities are just small and numerous enough that it's not worth your time getting into prolonged and costly legal battles with them and just big enough to bully and attack anyone who calls them out on this behaviour. JK Rowling is a huge get for the transphobes because she's isolated by her wealth, arrogant by her success, genuinely hurt by the people who loved her turning on her and obnoxiously powerful and petty. She's very litigious and will sue you if you point out how bigoted she is. She's got the wealth to destroy anyone who gets to her. She's a very useful attack dog for a Press who will use her bigotry as a proxy to advance the bigotry they want. If she destroys her reputation then who cares, The press are clean, their enemies have been savaged and another attack dog will spring up to be used. They won't hesitate to hang her out to dry the second she is no longer useful or becomes an embarrassment, as the press have done for Rachel Riley. Essentially, the Press use celebrities like The West uses Israel against the Middle East, or Ukraine against Russia.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:14 |
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Tesseraction posted:I think the point is more that they don't give a gently caress about Ukrainian people but support them for geopolitical advantage. Yeah I felt that was obvious, especially given the complete loss of interest of the West the moment it was obvious Ukraine was hosed and poo poo kicked off in Israel. A weird derail attempt.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:44 |
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I took a bank shift in the Crystal healing centre King Charles is getting his cancer treatment in. We've shoved so many crystals up his rear end it's like he's been given backshots by a disco ball. My man has an rear end like a Dark Souls level. The Moonlit Butterfly has taken up residency in his rear end. We kept telling him he's got too many crystals but he just said he'd execute my mum if we didn't get the biggest one we could find and ram it up his rear end like we were trying to hide the Crown Jewels from the natives. We shone a torch up there and the refracting light was so intense he lit up like Dr Manhattan and he killed a nurse just by pointing at her.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:32 |
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mediaphage posted:not particularly a fan of retconning queer into characters, but Another example of what I was talking about. Radicalised by right wing journalists, became a true believer who treated this poo poo seriously rather than a nudging project to ensure more homophobic and right wing politics and as a result became more and more of an embarrassment to the cause and was hung out to dry as he lost everything. The thing is that if we were supposed to take all the gender critical stuff seriously then Glinner is behaving how a moral person should. If there is a cabal of drag queens and queer people grooming our children then he's behaving morally. But it's bollocks. It's flagrant queer bashing bollocks. And now he's become the celebrity equivalent of the guy who firebombs the abortion clinic because he truly believes it's murder and is an embarrassment to the cause. But it's okay, because they have the next mark to radicalise in JK Rowling. There should be studies on the radicalising nature of social media on celebrities and how it turns people with too much money and platform into raving idiots who self destruct their lives and careers over right wing views.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:52 |
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Scientastic posted:I find it quite hard to post in this thread, because it moves so fast and often makes me quite sad about the country I live in, but I just wanted to drop in to say More and more people saying this.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:54 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:My anecdotal observations of phone booths is that they're purely used to arrange drug deals these days. They also serve as public toilets.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:16 |
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The racism dial is going up because Muslim voters exist. https://twitter.com/robmayor/status/1786340058145910814?t=a7wtSgMsMWPGR68fRQAh7Q&s=19
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:26 |
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https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1786466897178816630?t=RfWpP1kUNreTI9Ps9LzSww&s=19 Starmer is going to Biden himself without even becoming Prime Minister first.
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:28 |
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keep punching joe posted:SNP are back baybee The Labour right would rather go into coalition with Adolf Hitler's Corpse filled with the T-Virus than join up with the SNP. They hold the SNP in the same contempt that they do Corbyn and the Left. An entity that turned up and ruined their "Who else you going to vote for?" strategy.
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:49 |
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Nuclear Spoon posted:aware i'm a broken record but "statsforlefties" is not a reliable source of anything What is in British politics?
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:50 |
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Starbucks posted:Women4Wes Gone I'm afraid
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 22:17 |
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Are the Azov Battalion still Neo Nazis?
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 10:11 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:13 |
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feedmegin posted:Not a personal frequenter, obvs, but I have occasionally heard some horror stories about womens' bathrooms. Turns out being disgusting is an equal opportunity thing. I used to clean toilets for work. Women can be just as, if not even more, disgusting than the men. Men just piss on the floor. Women left the place looking like a bomb site and some of them just pissed in their seats and left tissues on it to mop it up.
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 11:15 |