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Carrying on from the previous discussion, I used to be very involved in militant anti-fascism and after a while I don’t really hate the fash. They were my enemy and I was theirs but we had common ground in that we all recognised something was deeply wrong and had the will to try and change it. I got to know some of them purely by nature of being stood in the cold with them for hours at a time and I’d happily clobber them, and sometimes did, and vice versa, but we both had a separate disdain for the liberals, a much more awful group of privileged wankers who saw nothing wrong at all. And I don’t mean the real nazis, I mean the maladjusted weirdos who’d fallen down the rabbit hole. I met so many of them who I thought “gently caress, that’s such a shame, cos we see the same problems but we’re knocking gently caress out of each other because you lot have misabttributed that to Muslims or gays or whatever”
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Mar 1, 2024 03:10
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Echoing the knife sharpening comment. It’s nowhere near as difficult as people make it out to be on a whetstone and I find it pretty soothing. And you end up with a knife that could cleave through the crust of hell
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Mar 3, 2024 23:11
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Every time I hear anything about microkeir, I can’t help but find it really funny and I’m not sure why. The world is this insane, furry poo poo storm of terror that feels like it’s on the cusp of boiling over but just gets hotter and hotter with no release; parts are flying off as the machine spins out of control; the weird is normal and the utterly freakish is now just odd; and in the middle of the maelstrom of poo poo and fury is microkeir, glumly holding his sign about cats and dogs in an empty room. E: was meant to be say fury but furry’s defo funnier
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Mar 5, 2024 00:16
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NotJustANumber99 posted:the rooms not empty. its a normal room full of normal people Love the guy on the left who’s giving serious ‘just in it for the poontang’ energy
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Mar 5, 2024 01:06
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I hope that young man earning 75k is spending it on the best thing to have NOT been hit by cozzy livs - good old drugs Seriously it’s wild how the only common drug that’s increased in price in about 20 years is LSD On cars, I drive a 2012 Sportage because I regularly need to haul a load of stuff around and it’s good for going places with your pals, but tbh I would like a nicer and more fun car at some point. It makes overtaking national express coaches a long, drawn out affair. A couple of grand a month is loving nuts obviously but skewering people on the basis of wanting nicer things is a bit odd. Don’t we all want to be able to go vroooooom on the slip road and relax into a big comfy seat that gets hot in winter, and sing the chorus of Kiss from a Rose dead loud with actually good speakers accompanying us? YES WE DO and if we don’t we should imo
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Mar 5, 2024 21:55
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OwlFancier posted:My "flood defence and social care cuts are responsible and legal" t shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt. This is admirable stuff i gotta say
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Mar 6, 2024 01:06
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I once went for a few pints with my best mate and his dad and dad’s fiancé who were visiting. We got onto politics and eventually global warming, and the girlfriend clearly didn’t want to talk about it but gently caress you if you don’t want to talk about politics suggest something better or shut up. Anyhow, she chimes in that she doesn’t care about climate change because she’ll be dead anyway, and my friend in the nicest manner imaginable points out that this is quite selfish. He really did say it in a nice way too, he’s one of the sweetest people I know. Anyway she literally starts crying and leaves. I couldn’t loving believe it. Cue dad and friend going to console her - he felt bad but if a grown adult, in their 50s/60s can’t handle being told that they’re selfish for saying ‘I’ll be dead anyway so don’t care about others’, that’s their problem. It was a real eye opener.
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Mar 7, 2024 20:49
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NotJustANumber99 posted:See this is why you stick to nice easy topics of conversation during potentially awkward family meetings. Better to stick to things everyone can agree on like how to most efficiently murder dogs. Well I tried that but they just kept shouting ‘PROBATED’ for like 6 hours it was really weird actually
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Mar 7, 2024 21:02
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The Saviour posted:I appreciate this post. Thankfully here is a much better place to lurk and get info on the situation than the other isreal/palestine thread in DnD. I guess im not as informed on Hamas as I thought. Definitely a good post that. If you want more regular updates in Something Awful Posts format, the C-SPAM thread is actually pretty good.
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Mar 9, 2024 10:28
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The UK has the best nightlife culture of anywhere in the world, and the only people I know who disagree with that (including people not from the UK) don’t actually like going on nights out very much.
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Mar 10, 2024 09:22
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Say what you like, but there’s nowhere else I could get into some friendly ketamine fuelled street wrestling with another group of fellas then go get each other shots and do the Macarena led by a drag queen
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Mar 10, 2024 09:34
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Very Les Dennis in Extras. Yeah and he’s normal, likeable and relatable, so write that, make SURE you write that ALRIGHT
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Mar 10, 2024 09:39
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I’m actually really well travelled (not trying to be a dick or anything), and love going out in other countries, but if I’m honest if I have to go out somewhere every weekend I’d pick here. Where do people think is better, out of interest? My immediate picks would be Mexico which ruled pretty hard, and Berlin for obvious reasons. Bangkok is pretty great as well, in a dream-state sort of way. Most places have a few issues: - Not much culture of talking to strangers, making friends for an evening then never seeing each other again. - Closing far too early (London weirdly is like this), or being limited to clubs after about 2am - Starting way too late and again being too club-focused - Rubbish drugs - e: after inputting from my partner, ill add ‘creepy men’. Not that that isn’t a huge problem here as well as it is everywhere, but it’s apparently worse in most of the rest of the world. Bear in mind I live in Manchester, not like, Lincoln or somewhere, so I’ve got it good. Jakabite fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Mar 10, 2024 |
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Mar 10, 2024 09:50
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Oh my god he’s slaughtered and taxidermied the children as well
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Mar 10, 2024 10:42
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fuctifino posted:I guess Catherine really is alive and decided to come home, hence the photo that was released shortly afterwards The plot thickens! I’m enjoying this little saga, love a bit of drama I do
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Mar 10, 2024 11:42
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In the space of 3 weeks we’ve had Charles get a poorly bum hole, Camilla’s disappeared, Wills’ best mates suffered a shotgun related headblast, and Kate’s fallen off the radar. I’m telling you he’s lost it and is murdering his way through his friends and acquaintances. Then it’ll be his enemies - I hope everyone in this thread has their anti-William bunker prepared. I’ve got a roast goose ready at all times to throw as a distraction personally.
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Mar 10, 2024 11:57
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Her Dryer posted:I for one welcome our new royal overlord, and would like to remind him that as a dedicated thread lurker I can be helpful in rounding up his posting enemies 
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Mar 10, 2024 12:21
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Yeah it’s absolutely bizarre that London is like, regularly mentioned in the same sentence as Paris and New York as a ‘city that never sleeps’ but it’s a chore to get a pint after 1am on a Saturday. Legit one of the reasons I left tbh
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Mar 10, 2024 15:06
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kingturnip posted:I reckon there are tons of places you can party all night in London and have a great time, but strangely, they're not the kind of places that advertise to 40-year old goons You’re right, there are, but you have to already know about them and they tend to be one or two bars/clubs in the arse end of nowhere, as compared to Manchester or Liverpool where you can be vaguely ‘in town’ and there’ll be an entire city centre open to until 4, with the later ‘cool’ places opening ‘til 6am. Source: am under 30 and have lived in both, cheeky bastard
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Mar 10, 2024 16:34
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smellmycheese posted:Kate photo chat on SA and not one person has yet pointed out ...... NO RING Can’t believe this, disappointed in everyone but smc to be honest. The top ones definitely his dads kid isn’t he, Jesus. Or was anyway, as I said they were taken by William because William taxidermied them and has now locked himself in the palace after crashing through the gates and into a pillar last night. William did a massive line and shot Princess Eugene with a grenade launcher about half an hour later is what I heard.
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Mar 10, 2024 17:49
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That’s some SCO poo poo I love it. The picture is a memetic threat KILL NOTICE ISSUED DO NOT REPOST SCP 8639: “WILLIAM” SCP 8639-A: “FAMILY PHOTO” CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Subject must not be viewed by any royal. If viewed by a royal, clear the area surrounding them or move them to a clear area with immediate effect. Overwhelming lethal force authorised if required. E: ^^^ royal gossip is the juiciest of gossips though!
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Mar 10, 2024 23:46
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keep punching joe posted:Is this going to turn out to be some Midjourney thing, or just overzealous use of the Google magic eraser. I mean they definitely touch up pictures all the time and that’s considered fine so it must be something egregious enough for multiple editors of the most respected (for better or worse) photographic agencies in the world to pull them.
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Mar 11, 2024 00:13
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PALACE: We regret to inform the nation that Lady Catherine, Princess of Wales, has joined Hamas
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Mar 11, 2024 00:16
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ItohRespectArmy posted:i can't believe jeremy corbyn did this We all should have seen it when that bloody loony Jambly Cribbins wore a tie, it’s a sure sign of his desire to take over the world after all
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Mar 11, 2024 00:28
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Camilla’s disappeared too hasn’t she? Another victim of William’s bloodlust
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Mar 11, 2024 10:27
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What’s his video about anyway? Looks like he’s been sucking off punters outside Camden tube for the last week
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Mar 11, 2024 14:36
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Look mate just because I regularly say and do racist things does not make a racist alright
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Mar 11, 2024 20:08
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Trainee PornStar posted:Me too, it's basically the sort of food most kids got back in the day (70's for me) when their mum's not long got back from work & has to cook their tea. Sure, I had a fair few meals like that but my parents were both busy people and didn’t post fish fingers chips and beans on the internet to show what an amazing job they were doing. Also who the gently caress has green beans with sausage and chips
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Mar 11, 2024 21:59
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Sorry but the fact that you’re all reasonably okay with mange tout (thank u jc) as the accompaniment to sausage and chips worries me. Sausage and chips rules. Some peas and gravy? Bit of sweetcorn and some tomato sauce? Absolutely. Beans? Well yeah that’s the ideal. But mange tout are dry and squeaky in an already dry and potentially quite squeaky meal. Nobody has impugned sausages, chips or the combo of the two. It’s the mange tout that gently caress it up and tbh I expected better from you lot
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Mar 12, 2024 00:16
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Tesseraction posted:look honestly I'm just surprised/happy he let his kids have A Vegetable This is true, those little tykes are lucky he’s not started them on an all raw meat diet or something
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Mar 12, 2024 00:31
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I could see mange tout and chips with a bit of fish and some parsley sauce or something, but those sausages look squeaky and you can’t have two squeaky foods together without a lot of moisture it’s just not on
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Mar 12, 2024 01:18
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Halloumi is the go to squeaky food example I suppose. Sausages don’t actually squeak but they definitely can have that sort of glazed, slightly tough quality to them that gives them a degree of squeakiness. I’m trying to think of other squeaky foods now
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Mar 12, 2024 01:36
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It’s also notable that no royals have publicly wished her well which is very much standard procedure for poorly royals. Let’s not jump through hoops to justify our interest in this, it’s a quality bit of gossip. It’s this year’s Wagatha Christie
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Mar 12, 2024 11:25
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To be fair there is that quite horrible bit where Mr. Tom finds William in London tied up and covered in piss and poo poo
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Mar 12, 2024 17:03
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Surely hardcore bands don’t want to be cleaner
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Mar 12, 2024 18:35
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NoneMoreNegative posted:This made me think of that classic photo of the absolute unit of a lad with the queen. I’d not have been shocked if he’d have moved off by excreting gases from himself and floating or if he enjoyed inflicting extreme pain, fear and misery on others
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Mar 13, 2024 14:33
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It’s not a very good joke
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Mar 13, 2024 15:37
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MULTI KILL MEGA KILL KILLING SPREE HOOLLLYYY poo poo PRINCE OF WAAAALSE-IAN
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Mar 15, 2024 20:23
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Don’t drink watermelon vodka. Drink normal vodka mixed with watermelon juice. Or just neck 10 doubles of gin and lemonade like I just did and go home and have a big joint like I’m going to do Follow the Jakabite school of drink and drugs imo E: I’m really good at it I’ve even had sex once cos of this
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Mar 16, 2024 02:07
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Rappaport posted:But why isn't Alan Cumming narrating the whole shebang I dunno but Alan Narrating looks like he’s having a great time
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