- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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apparently THIS is the thread to talk about how much i loving hate thames water
because after 6 hours of no water in my building and getting basically zero help from them or my building manager and having to help some poor sub-contractor being given wrong/outdated info before finding out it's in fact the whole block affected i loving hate them a lot right now
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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i think most posts i saw were like "I love this lady she's a hero, she's me" but i realise i don't live on Crylaugh Emoji Dickhead internet
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Mar 1, 2024 09:34
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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water update: turns out it's the building management's issue. i'm glad this was all ascertained quickly and didn't take 12 loving hours to find out because five million different bodies don't talk to each other and especially not to the people who actually need the loving water
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Mar 1, 2024 10:24
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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i don't think there's much of the left left within labour
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Mar 1, 2024 11:00
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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he's a grifter oval office who i wish was hounded out of the public eye but if he can spill some beans and get some backs stabbed then hell, i'll watch
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Mar 1, 2024 11:16
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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i imagine there's similar levels of benzos involved to be fair
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Mar 1, 2024 12:13
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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i think that's the truth of the matter yeah
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Mar 1, 2024 13:58
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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to be alive
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the longer you spend with your hand in the cash register the more likely it is you'll get caught
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Mar 3, 2024 21:01
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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gently caress him up jez
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Mar 4, 2024 16:42
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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wow he kept it so well hidden before then, fooled us all
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Mar 4, 2024 20:47
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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would be good to know what the tweets were tbh
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Mar 5, 2024 12:34
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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to be alive
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i thought hunt announced he wasn't gonna run again last year or am i just getting confused with the leadership contest
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Mar 5, 2024 12:37
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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as someone on less than 30k i would love 75k that's my opinion
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Mar 5, 2024 15:11
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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everyone has made really good points but i would still really like 70k
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Mar 5, 2024 16:05
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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well first of all the sun is a rag
second of all this is clearly an exceptionally thin-skinned cop who 100% gets worse than that every day and upon finding this is a famous football is trying to get a payday out of it. and of course the cops look after their own (except whistleblowers etc) so she'll have their full support
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Mar 6, 2024 12:12
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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i was already avoiding anything with the "uber driver sucked me off?" thumbnail
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Mar 6, 2024 14:14
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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i suspect most of the people closest to him are all big LFI dickheads
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Mar 6, 2024 17:19
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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sorry to be a killjoy but i don't think it's good to mock people's bodies like this even if they are royal nonces
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Mar 6, 2024 19:40
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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judging from the photo, is the word "bellend"
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Mar 6, 2024 21:23
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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i remember my dad (who has voted tory as long as i can remember) telling me that at a village townhall he was facilitating? moderating? in the runup to the brexit referendum he put to attendees that perhaps we should think of the effect of their decision on younger generations and people got mad at him for "guilt-tripping" them
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Mar 7, 2024 20:58
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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jazz fucks. jazz haters are incomprehensible losers
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Mar 8, 2024 16:35
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- Nuclear Spoon
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piano was invented in italy
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Mar 8, 2024 17:38
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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just remembered working in a boots opticians 10 years ago, which had taken over another chain some years before that and was running parallel computer systems, with the old one on some terminal commandline poo poo. also filing cabinets full of uncomputerised records
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Mar 8, 2024 23:23
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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my favourite kind of study is the one which gets commissioned by rightwing dickheads to find a specific conclusion and ends up finding the opposite. hope it does get properly released.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/08/low-traffic-neighbourhoods-generally-popular-report-ordered-by-sunak-finds
quote:An official study of low-traffic neighbourhoods (LTNs) ordered by Rishi Sunak amid efforts to stop them being built has instead concluded they are generally popular and effective and the report was initially buried, the Guardian has learned.
The long-delayed review by Department for Transport (DfT) officials was commissioned by the prime minister last July, as Sunak sought to capitalise on controversy about the schemes by promising drivers he was “on their side”.
Downing Street had hoped that the study would bolster their arguments against LTNs, which are mainly installed by Labour-run councils, but it largely points the other way.
The report, which applies only to England as transport is devolved, had been scheduled for publication in January. However, after its findings emerged, government advisers asked that it be permanently shelved, the Guardian was told.
One government source disputed this, saying the report would be published soon, and it was “categorically not the case” that it had been suppressed.
A copy of the report seen by the Guardian said that polling carried out inside four sample LTNs for the DfT found that overall, twice as many local people supported them as opposed them.
A review of evidence of their effectiveness said that although formal studies were limited, they did not support the contention of opponents that LTNs simply displaced traffic to other streets rather than easing overall congestion.
“The available evidence from the UK indicates that LTNs are effective in achieving outcomes of reducing traffic volumes within their zones while adverse impacts on boundary roads appear to be limited,” it read.
The study also seems to dispel the argument that LTNs are deeply unpopular. Surveys of 1,800-plus residents in four sample schemes, in London, Birmingham, Wigan and York, found an average of 45% support and 21% opposition.
In each of the schemes, the percentage of people backing the LTNs was between 19 points and 31 points higher than the percentage opposed. In a sign that the controversy about the schemes might be largely generated by politicians and the media, 58% of people did not even know they lived in an LTN.
The report is another blow to Sunak in his attempt to attract votes by blocking schemes that encourage active travel, set out in September in a “plan for drivers”, promising a clampdown on LTNs, bus lanes and 20mph speed limits, and moves to prevent councils from fining people for infractions.
As part of the latter policy, it is understood that the DfT plans to launch a consultation on denying councils access to centrally held data from automatic number-plate recognition cameras if it is felt that they are enforcing road rules too vigorously.
In January, the Guardian revealed that the plan for drivers was guided in part by government worries about so-called 15-minute cities, an urban planning concept that has become the focus of conspiracy theories.
LTNs are modal filters, a common traffic management tool used for decades that stops motor vehicles from using smaller, residential streets as cut-throughs, using camera-enforced signs or physical barriers but allowing full access for pedestrians and bikes.
They became controversial after a large number were installed at speed, many in London, during the Covid lockdowns of 2020, in an attempt to help people travel around more safely and easily on bike or foot.
The DfT report, which covers only schemes installed from 2020 onwards, noted that where there had been problems, for example with emergency services, this tended to be when schemes had been rushed through or were new, and the issues tended to ease over time.
While the Met police and one ambulance service reported initial problems, overall “LTNs do not adversely affect response times for emergency vehicles”, the report said.
Critics of LTNs argue that they benefit people living inside them largely by pushing traffic on to nearby roads. However, the DfT said this did not seem to be the case.
“There are tensions between evidence and perceptions,” the report said. “There appears to be limited evidence of adverse impacts on boundary roads, but residents are more likely than not to think that schemes have added traffic congestion and queues to these nearby roads.”
The report found some evidence of the schemes encouraging people to walk and cycle, as well as interim findings that LTNs tended to lead to a reduction in road danger and street crime, while saying more research was needed.
It did note mixed findings among people with disabilities. Some said LTNs had made their journeys longer, while others said the opposite.
A wider survey of councils found that of 42 LTNs where the local authority responded, an average of 31,000 penalty charge notices had been issued. However, this varied greatly, ranging from 170,000 in one LTN to 83 in another.
A DfT spokesperson said: “We are clear that many local authorities have not put local residents first when implementing low-traffic neighbourhoods. We are backing motorists and will produce new guidance focused on the importance of securing strong local support.”
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- Nuclear Spoon
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maybe she's just bad at chopping vegetables
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Mar 10, 2024 12:37
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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this country's just about hosed in the head collectively enough that bringing johnson probably is their best bet if to not get slaughtered in the election
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Mar 10, 2024 12:49
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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given their PR must know people go over this poo poo with a fine tooth comb do you think they're distracting from something
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Mar 10, 2024 23:31
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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we contain multitudes (many of which are dogshit)
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Mar 11, 2024 00:16
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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i thought he just looked like that all the time
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Mar 11, 2024 13:53
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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between this and the other photo i'm convinced she's got 2 black eyes
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Mar 11, 2024 16:53
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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he's mute on the right side of his mouth
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Mar 11, 2024 20:35
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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I didn't give a poo poo about this story when it was a 'where's arr Kate gone?' conspiracy but now the story is 'the Palace is really loving bad at covering up a conspiracy' and that's hilarious
this
also the royal family aren't human so who cares lol
e: another potential is kate IS just recovering from an unremarkable surgery and is deliberately loving around with the public and having a blast doing it, in which case fair fucks to her
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Mar 12, 2024 12:09
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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like big tone always said: hydration, hydration, hydration
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Mar 12, 2024 20:22
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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a "flurry" can mean anything. if it's nowhere near 54 then it's whatever lol
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Mar 12, 2024 21:31
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- Nuclear Spoon
- Aug 18, 2010
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I want to cry out
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anyone left who enjoys harry potter in spite of everything either doesn't care or has done the required mental gymnastics to continue enjoying it
even after the poo poo about that mediocre harry potter game, it still sold a poo poo tonne
for JKR to really affect anything in terms of sales she'd have to start going full holocaust denial. which admittedly wouldn't be a surprise given her current trajectory
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- Nuclear Spoon
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from a helicopter?
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