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Skarsnik posted:are you allowed to wear a hat in the commons galloway you should really take a stand on this. refuse to show up to parliament until the hat rule is revoked. maybe just refuse to show up to parliament at all. that would really own the, uh, whoever if you want a picture of the future,
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Mar 1, 2024 08:53
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personally I didn't think the original photo reflected that badly on her, i mean who wouldn't have their soul leave their body on walking into Wally Wanker's Chocolate Experience or whatever. but yes still being able to force yourself to try to do something, anything for the kids in the middle of an utter garbage fire is still very admirablesmellmycheese posted:Hopefully they’ll offer her a last minute slot on Celeb Big Brother. hasn't she already suffered enough
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Mar 1, 2024 09:10
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I hate his stupid hat so much. Why does he wear it all the time? Take off the hat. Obviously he's being Ratatouilled. Watch out for any proposed amendments regarding subsidies for cheese
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Mar 1, 2024 13:42
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Julio Cruz posted:is being an MP for three different parties a record? offhand I remember Chuka Umunna was a Labour, Change UK and Liberal Democrat MP within one term, though being elected under three different parties is a different matter
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Mar 1, 2024 14:20
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pointless speeches was theresa's thing. can't even get his own thing
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Mar 1, 2024 19:31
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smellmycheese posted:That hack had a bad day. Here he is getting his rear end handed to him by George maybe this time the media will notice that it's completely unable to properly hold to account blowhard assholes with the slightest ability to control a conversation and start pondering how it conducts itself. just kidding
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Mar 1, 2024 21:31
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Of course I would never be cynical about the motivations of George Galloway, but it does seem that a general election soon would be his best chances of keeping the seat, all the press he got being fresh in people's minds and Labour having less time to select an alternative candidate and all
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Mar 2, 2024 11:01
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mediaphage posted:bold new day when the ukmt is asking, "are the lib dems really so bad?" well, more along the lines of "are the lib dems worse than George Galloway", which is a harder question
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Mar 3, 2024 14:04
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happyhippy posted:The disappointment in him that the whole protest just ignored and walked past. I like the one guy who came up and shook his hand. looks like he was part of the protest crowd? yeah some guys are doing a prayer here at the palestine march, they must be with us, good for them i'll give them a handshake
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Mar 3, 2024 23:14
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when will protesters have to have their voices replaced by actors on the news
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Mar 4, 2024 00:53
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the lower the tories get in the polls, the more clear the case is for voting snp. because it would be really funny to have them have more seats than the tories. sadly this logic means that the rest of the UK also has reason to vote for the lib dems, a terrifying thought
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Mar 4, 2024 11:41
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my pessimistic side says labour are going to run a boring suit for rochdale in the general, win, and then declare everything is fine and this has proven they don't have to do care about palestine ever again. bonus points for said boring suit saying a few nice things about a ceasefire during the election and then never mentioning it again the moment they get a big majority
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Mar 4, 2024 23:39
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puppy smugglers, kitten smugglers. when will the government speak out about budgie smugglers
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Mar 5, 2024 02:24
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OwlFancier posted:I feel like that is scraping the bottom of the barrel of what constitutes "celebrity" this has been the case for celebrity "reality" shows since basically the moment they started. the "celebrity" is essentially aspirational on the part of each contestant
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Mar 5, 2024 13:46
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(tapes some fruit and a bird to a guy) Behold! A brit
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Mar 6, 2024 10:29
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Slandering someone who goes to Oxford is just a bad idea, they might have some nonzero amount of money. You have to target people who can't afford lawyers, then you can say whatever bullshit you like. then maybe sue them if they insult you back. this is basic uk 101 stuff
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Mar 6, 2024 11:17
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thank god the law of the uk is finally doing something for white people. we have been oppressed too long
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Mar 6, 2024 12:54
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Sadsack posted:Police Officers having discretion on when some racisms are fine and when some racisms are naughty is not something anyone wants. first they came for the whites well not really came for someone called someone a white bastard which is basically the same anyway i did not speak out because it was pretty cool actually then nothing bad happened because racism against white uk cops isn't actually a thing
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Mar 6, 2024 12:58
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smellmycheese posted:At least two articles today claiming “woke is over” because the writer got excited by seeing some large breasts on TV lol really fits with the gradual fadeout reminiscent of losing focus on the old guy droning on about tits  e: oh god somehow it's a woman writing this. are you okay. blink twice if you are being kept against your will
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Mar 6, 2024 22:20
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is hedgeporn what hedge witches wank off to. or maybe its for hedgehogs
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Mar 8, 2024 03:26
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there's a lot of competition in the field of Guy With The Most Putrid Vibes Imaginable, but "white guy with dreadlocks telling you how much he hates jazz" is a solid contender
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Mar 8, 2024 15:30
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About ten years ago (christ...) when I first worked in an office I kept wondering what that weird old-computer-looking thing was in one corner that nobody ever seemed to use. Turned out it was an old microfilm reader - I had never seen one of them before in my life. I wonder if it ever got used since then.Dabir posted:That's only true in London. Scotland too, now!
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Mar 9, 2024 01:11
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OwlFancier posted:That was oberleutnant (changed his name to something else I can never remember) and yeah, might have cucked the duke which is very funny. the new name was "communism bitch", hasn't posted since 2021.
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Mar 10, 2024 00:46
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don't forget less rights for tenants anyway i think kate's finger injuries are just due to her secret life as a virtuoso metal guitarist. the past few months she's just been on tour
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Mar 10, 2024 15:39
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ideal london night out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42hLntSxUeM
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Mar 10, 2024 19:11
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I would assume it would just become a second vote on whether people like the tories, to which the current answer is "not the blue ones, no". suddenly putting through a referendum on the same day as an election is going to look sus to basically everyone anyway. this is the kind of brilliant strategising i expect from the 2024 tories
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Mar 10, 2024 20:25
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keep punching joe posted:Is this going to turn out to be some Midjourney thing, or just overzealous use of the Google magic eraser. i think the comedy option will be if actually they just touched up her eyebrows or some poo poo but now that it's out as MANIPULATED ROYAL PHOTO the conspiracies never die
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Mar 11, 2024 00:13
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i like the turned into a gigantic insect idea. i would respect her more if this happened. i would respect all the royals more if they were insects. in fact let's replace the royals with a big collection of insects. a giant insect house will be great for the tourists. we can genetically engineer them with our great british ingenuity. and then threaten to release them upon our enemies. we can use their wise insect hiveminds to advise us on great matters of import. they have wisdom we can only dream of. let's replace the house of lords with insects. let's replace the prime minister. let's let them into our homes. let's let them burrow into our skin. it's so comfortable. it only hurts a little. only at first. let them into your ears
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Mar 11, 2024 18:09
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What are you going to do? Jail dad? - statement from dad jailed just a great rhetorical flourish there. oh gently caress sorry you are a dad? no prison for you. off you go. one weird trick to avoid all sentencing for crimes Oh and good to know the racist IT guy merely oversees one of the main systems for storing NHS patient data, i'm sure it's safe in his hands
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Mar 11, 2024 21:54
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yeah "i have provided food for my children" is like, a thing you do when you're a parent. him posting this standard meal like it proves anything beyond "i am not actively starving my kids, when they come round" is bizarre
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Mar 11, 2024 22:47
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Guavanaut posted:Also sausage and chips was good at school back in the day, so I'd bet that the State could cook it better than Laurence Fox if it wanted to. oh god you gave me flashbacks to the nationalised sausages interview god good thing we never had those eh. total waste of money those would have been. no problems with obtaining food for anyone in the populace these past years
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Mar 11, 2024 22:55
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i'd rather mange rien tbh still a bit better than regular peas i guess but that's a low bar
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Mar 12, 2024 01:37
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"man get out" - Billie Piper, 2016
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Mar 12, 2024 02:47
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been a while since we had a good entertaining conspiracy theory, hopefully it remains just the regular kind of batshit for a while instead of devolving into "kate was killed for trying to expose the jews transing the gold standard" or whatever
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Mar 12, 2024 10:00
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keep punching joe posted:gently caress doing Banks adaptations though, I want a Lanark TV series. HBO make this happen since Poor Things was such a hit. can't wait for a lanark adaptation set entirely in new york
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Mar 12, 2024 18:33
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forkboy84 posted:Pffft, hasn't been a Highland Tory MP in my lifetime this will all change when votes start getting counted by square foot of land owned, however
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Mar 13, 2024 00:31
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massive spider posted:Joannes currently on twitter claiming the nazis burning the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft never happened. see also this reply, which she somehow typed out and pressed send without thinking "I should maybe check if this addresses the point at all" https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1767928896454836646
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Mar 13, 2024 19:47
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probably an obvious thing they're doing already or have already looked into, but if it's discrimination/hatred towards a specific group then it might be possible to find groups nearby either just supporting each other or actively campaigning/doing something. like it doesn't have to be immediately overthrowing the government, even small orgs helping out or mutual aid kind of things can both actually help and also help you emotionally by making you feel less helpless. this of course massively depends on what's in their area and what their capabilities are. this answer of course comes from my own experiences As A Trans - even if the national government is shite on trans stuff I can still try to find trans people I know and try to do what I can, even if that's just saying hi and being another trans person in the room as we help each other feel less alone in transness. this doesn't completely destroy my worries about the state of the country of course, but it can make a dark day a little bit less so. e: I realise on reading back this is more advice for the other person than for you specifically. On that front I don't have much good advice beyond what Jaeluni said
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Mar 14, 2024 00:35
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Jel Shaker posted:is it official government policy that you can say the N word as long as you pay the 10 million quid fee not sure you need the 10 million quid fee part
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Mar 14, 2024 23:42
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https://twitter.com/bensharp555/status/1768695754661454169 the full set of rambling about pets can be found here: https://hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2024-03-15/debates/CD456FEB-9942-469A-9841-6A9224220284/AnimalWelfare(ImportOfDogsCatsAndFerrets)Bill in case you think this reflects too well on the labour party, for balance i will also show their twitter account attempting to do a meme? or something? whatever this is https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1768630604415832187
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Mar 16, 2024 02:33
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