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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i saw that big bird got shrunk and was really little and i was wo dering if anyone here knows if the big came back for him or like is he stuck like that like tobias stuck as a falcon okay thanks pals love you

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Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
they made big bird woke

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


healthy eating bird of a healthy size

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
The water was cold bro it happens to the best of us

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Big is really a relative term

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
you just thought he was bigger because you used to be smaller

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i don't recall any one major event, but they have been gradually shrinking big bird inch by inch since the 00's. i suspect he'll be no larger than a gnome come in five to ten years

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Who was taller: Big Bird or Mr. Snuffleupagus? I can’t recall.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
No you just sat closer to the tv sid

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Remember to check your bird pressure.

Just a minute with an air compressor and Big Bird would be back at normal size or bigger.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Would you rather fight one regular size Big Bird or 20 chicken sized Big Birds?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Big Tird

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

redshirt posted:

Would you rather fight one regular size Big Bird or 20 chicken sized Big Birds?

i dont think a big bird would stand a chance

skinny neck skinny legs high center of gravity

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Chief McHeath posted:

i dont think a big bird would stand a chance

skinny neck skinny legs high center of gravity

Dhalsim would disagree with you.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




he’s still big where it counts

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Bad Purchase posted:

he’s still big where it counts

His caring personality.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Bad Purchase posted:

he’s still big where it counts

big bird with dick

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Junk posted:

big bird with dick

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Couldn't help but read the thread title as "did big bird get his regular dick size"

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


pervert..

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Honestly he was never that big they just film him closer to the camera

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

covidstomper58 posted:

Dhalsim would disagree with you.

theres not a big bird in the world, not even the Big Bird thats in teh same galaxy as Dhalsim when it comes to flexibility

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


big bird sucking his own dick

Mahatma-Squid
Nov 22, 2004

One of the last true gentlemen left alive . ';,,,,,,,,;'
Yeah he learned to like himself as he is with the help of his friends. The other birds also told the jerk who pressured him into turning into little bird to gently caress right off.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Can't Big Bird just send out Snuffleusagus to deal with the haters?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

kremit

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
big bird small dick is a fugazi b side

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
i bet he's bigger on the inside

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

redshirt posted:

Would you rather fight one regular size Big Bird or 20 chicken sized Big Birds?

One dragon sized big bird. I'd probably lose, but man if I won, the odes to glory that would be written about how I vanquished such a ferocious foe!

Also with meat prices such as they are at the moment, it would just be the financially prudent choice.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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well he needs your help to get big again sid

get in my van he's waiting in the back and only you can help

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

hmm?



he looks fine to me

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I Antman theoried him into my rear end and now I'm waiting for him to return to his regular size

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

SIDS Vicious posted:

i saw that big bird got shrunk and was really little and i was wo dering if anyone here knows if the big came back for him or like is he stuck like that like tobias stuck as a falcon okay thanks pals love you

they tried reversing it and now he's too big :(

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
bump

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
So has someone beaten up big bird/is big bird back to his small, large size again? I forget what size he is meant to be now.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

We'll never know

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nap Ghost
Big Bird used to be a lady

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Big Bird big 'bird'

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Big Bird always seemed like he was clinically depressed.

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

What have they done with Big Bird Prime?!

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