Space Thread: a bunch of rocks smashing into other rocks

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Buce posted:

mi copeng!

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 06:09

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:03

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

if anyone itt hasnt watched Iron Sky it is a top tier space movie

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 07:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also Moon

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 07:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

The thing to know about space is that even though there are tons of stars and moons and explosions, it is still almost always nighttime there.

sorta. if you're near a sun its daytime on half of you and nighttime on the other half

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 23:58

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

what's really weird is that since earth was liquid at some point, anything heavier than silica sank. all the gold and uranium and tungsten and poo poo in the crust got dropped onto earth from space after the crust froze solid. which means there's probably just as much or more of all that poo poo on the moon and mars since they've been frozen over for longer, and they're frozen solid while the earth is still making new crust and subsuming old stuff

this also means theres probably a ton of uranium and poo poo in the core all bein toasty and helping keep the earth gooey inside

# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 07:32

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i think venus is still gooey inside too but i cant remember. mars was recently enough that theres still zits and poo poo all over it

# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 07:33

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

can we tittyfuck the aliens

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 21:18

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

can we suck off the slime mold

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 21:50

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

TrashMammal posted:

the new extremely simple theory of everything

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 02:52

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

dee eight posted:

dune pt2 looking sus

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 02:58

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am fairly sure we have never been to Venus

for some definitions of "we". it was a robot on a suicide mission to spread the ideals of marxism-leninism

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 05:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Scam Likely posted:

It's not gay until the oh poo poo

rocks smashing into other rocks is 100% gay as a french horn

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 07:30

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

its called Arrokoth, the nazi name was rejected

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 15:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

e lipses are when the sun saddles on up behind thay twink lil moon and says aw you done wrong moon and youre gonna take every bit of me to make up for it and the moon is like oh my stars cause all yhe stars come out while the suns balles deep in the

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 00:58

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

wonder what the moons favorite brand of video head cleaner is

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 01:01

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Mister Speaker posted:

is this a poppers joke

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 06:40

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:03

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

SHISHKABOB posted:

i got my bachelor's degree in astrophysics its cool

dope

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 15:48

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