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McGavin posted:Ever heard of the PEN15 club?
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Travis? That you? nahh, not cool enough to be named Travis
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:nahh, not cool enough to be named Travis That's kind of a relief. Travis used to throw up a lot. Like, at the drop of a hat.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:That's kind of a relief. Travis used to throw up a lot. Like, at the drop of a hat. Ha ha! I used to throw up a lot. My Aunt literally married her husband because he kept his cool after I lost my lunch
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I shanked a school bully, that was pretty much it for me.
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My bully would attempt to attack me extremely visciously, well beyond a normal school fight. One day he disappeared for good and I asked around, and one teacher in private gave me a truly epic and utterly unprofessional lecture about how it's actually OK to be gay nowadays, there's two sides to every story, and I really should confess to the whole thing between me and him outside of school so they could let him back in. 
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I was captain of the pantshitting team
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redshirt posted:I know this isn't realistic for most, but here's my "new school popularity template": this will come in handy big time when i start high scool next year. no cap.
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flubber nuts posted:this will come in handy big time when i start high scool next year. no cap. Good luck kid. Don't do drugs!
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Carry a bible with you everywhere and quote the sickest scripts at anybody that tries to bully you
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Worf posted:Carry a bible with you everywhere and quote the sickest scripts at anybody that tries to bully you Also, Bible pages make for great rolling papers in a pinch.
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redshirt posted:Also, Bible pages make for great rolling papers in a pinch. I was thinking it could provide armor in the event of a shooting, and I think smoking it would probably reduce the bullet stopping power
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Worf posted:I was thinking it could provide armor in the event of a shooting, and I think smoking it would probably reduce the bullet stopping power Just a page here or there won't make much difference. Smoke it up!
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I dropped out, no regrets
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i had friends like the ones in stand by me
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Vim Fuego posted:I dropped out, no regrets I got expelled a few months before graduation. 
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I was class president junior and senior years. I was captain of the soccer team junior and senior years, also captain of the baseball team senior year. I was in a few plays, so I was down with all the arty kids. In running for valedictorian, so down with all the smart kids. Smoked weed and threw parties at my house when my parents went away for the weekend, so down with the burnouts and rednecks. Literally just the crossroads of all popularity.... until this massive concussion during a playoff soccer game senior year. And then everything changed, though it took a loooooong time to figure out why.
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Worf posted:I was thinking it could provide armor in the event of a shooting, and I think smoking it would probably reduce the bullet stopping power Keep a compressed puck off bong resin in your pocket instead!
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Didn't do any clubs or sports. I enjoyed French class a lot, as well as English. Language is fascinating to me. Although I don't remember any substance of French, it's a fond memory. I enjoyed art a lot but because of scheduling conflicts I could never get enough art classes in school, because I was trying too much to be well-rounded. If I could go back to my senior year, I'd either go whole-heartedly into college prep or 100% just take chill classes and have fun, rather than going down the middle. I think most of us have things we'd do over if given the opportunity, anyway.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I thought this was gonna be a thread about Screeching Weasel. Now my brain hurts. THANKS. I also raced in here because I thought this was a thread about Screeching Weasel edit: I was a horrible theatre kid and also semi juvenile delinquent. I somehow managed to score an actual varsity letter in Theatre (Acting)
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Title is the slogan for Spite Club 
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i was pretty much a dork-rear end loser for most of my primary schooling. about halfway through high school i switched to a small school for kids with learning disabilities or other problems and found my niche sitting between the super nerds and the druggie kids because i was a big gamer who also smoked weed. that school only had like 40 kids in it though so it was pretty important to be at least courteous to everyone.
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Lieutenant Dan posted:I also raced in here because I thought this was a thread about Screeching Weasel Heyyyy high five! I only found out recently that Ben Weasel is a complete shithead gently caress, and Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Mar 3, 2024 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I was very disappointing This is why you are not in the cool club
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I was a nerdy stoner/skater (that didn't skate) that was super mellow and I got along with almost everybody. During the breaks I hung around mostly with the other alternative types (metalheads, goths, etc) or with some close friends of all types. My sister was in the preppy/jock scene so through her I knew and hung out with a lot of those types. I genuinely got along with just about anybody and looking back I guess I was super popular, even if it didn't feel like it at the time because of my anxiety and insecurity. It was nice. I miss it.
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I was the respected loner
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I was posting on the something awful dot com forums
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Pssh yeah bro I was in a pretty ok WoW raiding guild
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spent a whole lot of time molding weird kids into slightly less weird kids through the power of trauma bonding and institutionalized abuse in jrotc. brought a little tear to my eye every time a knob got their act together enough to score an invite to a debutante ball. some real my fair lady moments back in the day
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TrashMammal posted:spent a whole lot of time molding weird kids into slightly less weird kids through the power of trauma bonding and institutionalized abuse in jrotc. brought a little tear to my eye every time a knob got their act together enough to score an invite to a debutante ball. some real my fair lady moments back in the day DEBUTTTAINT
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Worf posted:DEBUTTTAINT ain’t gonna score at deb’s coming out party with a mouth like that, son
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Worf posted:This is why you are not in the cool club *It... *IT! 
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Worf posted:DEBUTTTAINT 
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I was school vanguard
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I went to 3 high schools, 2 middle schools, and 2 elementary schools. I hated all of them for different reasons, but I did adapt a great ability to have conversations. I was bullied, both at home and at school. I was not cool. Now at 37, I am still not cool.
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Modulo16 posted:I went to 3 high schools, 2 middle schools, and 2 elementary schools. I hated all of them for different reasons, but I did adapt a great ability to have conversations. I was bullied, both at home and at school. I was not cool. Now at 37, I am still not cool. nonsense because only cool people post in GBS ive been assured
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there is no cool or not cool here, just varying degrees of goondom
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Heyyyy high five! I really hated high school it was such a drag every time I walked the halls all the kids would call me a *@% I didn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high school and take my G.E.D. I was a high school psychopath I needed therapy I was a high school psychopath with an overload of energy there was a teenage wasteland in my brain from staying after school I didn't want to pledge allegiance because I thought it was so uncool each and everybody hated me they thought I was such a jerk with my leather jacket, my ripped jeans and my Ramones t-shirt
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I was the big man on campus. I threw huge parties. Lots of girls. Etc. Then I got a massive concussion during a soccer game my senior year, and everything changed after. I had no idea what was going on at the time, but years later learning about concussions from the NFL and all the consequences was eye opening. A great relief actually, as I now understood why. Can't change anything, but knowing why has felt important.
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redshirt posted:I was the big man on campus. I threw huge parties. Lots of girls. Etc. I had all of this excepy the brain injury part.
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