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I have $5 worth of Chinese currency and an expired passport hidden in my junk drawer.
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The trick is to hide in plain sight, op. I keep all my money in a big pile of cash in the middle of the living room floor. Nobody's made a move on it yet.
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Mar 5, 2024 02:54
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I keep 6000 bucks (value 10 years ago) in silver bars buried in some woods not too far from here. Back in the early part of last century during prohibition, my great grandparents were bootleggers. Their house had a bunch of secret stash spots. With some of the money they made bootlegging and running a speakeasy in their basement, they bought a few vacant lots on their street and gave them to their children for wedding gifts. It was a way to keep the family close (it worked). Two of these building lots were on either side of their house. When their kids got married, they lived at the parents house in the back part and built their own house on these vacant lots that were wedding gifts. Well one of the houses was really close to the property line and they being enterprising people, they built a tunnel from one house to the next house. The "main house", the one that belonged to my great grandparents was the bootlegging/speakeasy house but the tunnel was used in case the cops showed up to bust them. They could jam all the liquor in to the tunnel and move it next door where the warrant didn't cover. There was a secret panel that covered the opening to keep it obscured. Also they had connections so they knew when they were going to get busted. The three houses in a row are still in the family to this day. Across the road and up the street a few doors was my grand parent's house. It had various secret stash spots since my grand dad made wine to help supply his inlaws with product to sell. I found a few of them, but not all. My grand dad had a bunch of stuff buried in his garden in the back too. He'd cut a wine barrel in half, dig a hole, put the half barrel (with no lid) in there, fill around and then cover it with plywood or something after stashing (mostly some sort of moonshine type stuff) and then bury it the rest of the way. It didn't have to be particularly water tight since the stuff was usually stashed in glass, or was things that it didn't matter if they froze.
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Mar 5, 2024 03:01
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wesleywillis posted:willis crime family… thank you for coming clean about your ill gotten family wealth i’ve forwarded this post to the FBI organized crime unit so justice can be done at long last
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Mar 5, 2024 03:06
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Bad Purchase posted:thank you for coming clean about your ill gotten family wealth Fuckin Narc
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Mar 5, 2024 03:07
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If you're a real chad like the beast from beauty and the beast you don't keep it secret at all, you just tell people they better not go there
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Mar 5, 2024 03:08
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*runs into thread panting* Has anyone said "my rear end in a top hat" yet???
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Mar 5, 2024 03:12
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The Cross Del Diablo!!!
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Mar 5, 2024 03:12
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Grey Cat posted:Yeah, the secret tub full of sex toys. i didnt want to know this about you Grey Cat
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Mar 5, 2024 03:55
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i dont have a stash cuz i got nothin to hide and nothin to steal--besides my hand, of course...
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Mar 5, 2024 03:56
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Presses the black tile and a door handle appears....
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Mar 5, 2024 04:07
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redshirt posted:Nice. Where is this secret stash today? It got divvied up when my grandparents passed. My father and an uncle put in bids for the guns. Somehow we got 3 of them; two double barrel break action shotguns and a heavy duty deer hunting rifle. Uncle got one of the other shotguns. I've used one of the shotguns for bird hunting a couple of times. They are kept clean and oiled and work as well as the day they were made. Over 100 years old at this point. The booze was tossed out. No one had any hope it'd be drinkable; but an uncle insisted on cracking a bottle open, tried a sip, spit it out and nearly vomited. Just smelling it was vomit-inducing. The family saved the bottles though, a couple went to a local historical museum. The silverware went to one aunt and another got the plateware. Another uncle and his family lives in the house these days. I have neglected in asking him if he has anything stashed down there.
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Mar 5, 2024 04:37
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cumpantry posted:i didnt want to know this about you Grey Cat Is this like finding out your mom and dad had sex? (Ew GC can't talk about segs) Or is everyone so above sex toy tubs.
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Mar 5, 2024 04:39
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Grey Cat posted:Is this like finding out your mom and dad had sex? (Ew GC can't talk about segs) Or is everyone so above sex toy tubs. It would just make more sense, canonically if it was a sack instead of a tub. A sack you can just sling over your shoulder, while a tub sounds like something you have to tug around, or rip out of a fixture.
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Mar 5, 2024 04:45
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covidstomper58 posted:It would just make more sense, canonically if it was a sack instead of a tub. Introducing the bindle, for the goon on the go. I'll convert to the sack method if it's more in character.
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Mar 5, 2024 04:48
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Hasslin Hobos up in here
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Mar 5, 2024 04:51
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Yeah, I periodically refresh my cache of woods porn, what of it?
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Mar 5, 2024 04:59
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good job op now we know where da goodz are
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Mar 5, 2024 05:14
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My grandparents had a semi hidden room under the house that was called "the bomb shelter". It wasn't actually that secret, but we would hang out in there as kids and rifle through the random old junk. There was a strong box locked in that room that had an air of mystery. We assumed it was stacked with cash, guns, etc. When my grandparents passed, we spent ages trying to guess the combination to open it (various numbers had been written down on scraps of paper, none of which worked immediately). Inside we eventually discovered........ Old and worthless receipts! It was such a let down. When I've had to stash money in insecure situations, I'd put it in something that looked like trash or fairly worthless and throw it in a corner with other junk. My assumption was that someone rifling through my stuff wouldn't check out the inside of an old stick of deodorant. My place never did get broken into...
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Mar 5, 2024 05:20
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Grey Cat posted:Introducing the bindle, for the goon on the go. Sex Bindle would be a great username.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:21
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I did at some point doodle a sack over the shoulder that pretty much fits this situation perfectly but I doubt mods would appreciate it lol.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:26
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Grey Cat posted:I did at some point doodle a sack over the shoulder that pretty much fits this situation perfectly but I doubt mods would appreciate it lol. Boo! Scaredy-cat!
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Mar 5, 2024 05:28
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i'm gonna be rich with sex toys, loose change and some guns
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Mar 5, 2024 05:31
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Grey Cat posted:Is this like finding out your mom and dad had sex? (Ew GC can't talk about segs) Or is everyone so above sex toy tubs. cant you just keep them in the sock drawer like everyone else
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Mar 5, 2024 05:39
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cumpantry posted:cant you just keep them in the sock drawer like everyone else As if a single one would fit in a measly sock drawer. 
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Mar 5, 2024 05:42
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I'm the Sex Hobo, on the eve of every Valentine's Day I visit the homes of couples with dead bedrooms and leave them with gifts from my bottomless Sex Bindle. I'll either rejuvenate their love or get them split up so they can love someone else. I'm the Valentine's Day Sex Hobo and I want you to experience my bindle of love.
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Mar 5, 2024 05:44
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I keep $500 rolled up and 8 quarters keestered at all times
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Mar 5, 2024 05:50
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cumpantry posted:cant you just keep them in the sock drawer like everyone else uh i thought people have them hung on matrix walls and soft close drawers with eva foam cut out slots of dongers and dildos
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Mar 5, 2024 06:31
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Devils Affricate posted:If you're a real chad like Bluebeard you don't keep it secret at all, you just tell people they better not go there
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Mar 5, 2024 06:43
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No secret stash but I do have a bug out bag in case I need to get the gently caress out of this country
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Mar 5, 2024 06:57
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Booty Pageant posted:uh i thought people have them hung on matrix walls and soft close drawers with eva foam cut out slots of dongers and dildos Matrix walls??
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Mar 5, 2024 09:11
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redshirt posted:Matrix walls?? yes, inspired by the very movie, a way for gun fetishists to have a wall covered in guns except we're normal and would hang dicks, lots of dicks
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Mar 5, 2024 09:45
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I have hidden untold terabytes of genetic information in your mom op, i dare you to find it
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Mar 5, 2024 09:54
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dsf posted:i used to keep weed in the secret weed compartment in the back of my PS2 I've heard so much about that compartment but I never got to use it cause I have the ps2 slim. I kept my weed in a hollowed out dictionary as cliche as that sounds, but if I just had a normal ps2 it would have saved so much effort
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Mar 5, 2024 10:46
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I just kicked a hole in my wall so I guess I can hide some poo poo in there.
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Mar 5, 2024 12:05
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Smugworth posted:I keep $500 rolled up and 8 quarters keestered at all times Still keep a vacuum sealed Cornish hen up there, or did you end up eating it?
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Mar 5, 2024 17:45
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I have an idol of Ekeko I like to give cigarettes sometimes, and a little Jesus Malverde, because I’m a Breaking Bad fan. There may or may not also be a captain sisko action figure up there. Does that count as a secret stash?
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Mar 5, 2024 18:00
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I keep my dildos in that little empty compartment behind the drywall so in an emergency I can just punch through the wall and pull one out
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Mar 5, 2024 18:08
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i keep my stash of gold and a lockpick in a hollow treestump in middle of the town mud pool.
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I use $2 bills as bookmarks. If you hit up my book shelf you might be able to scrounge up enough money for lunch. I keep my LSD out in the open though.
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