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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Welcome to the Legends Thread!
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Endorph posted:

she was born in 2009. she turned 14 in 2015. she turned 14 in 2016. she died at age 15 in 2019.

so you do the math

lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Feels Villeneuve posted:

seems like a serious medical condition op

Reminds me of an old Eric Idle sketch about a woman diagnosed with bad continuity.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

NoiseAnnoys posted:

im sorry, who are you again?

a dude who reads kiwifarms

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

based accusations

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Note Block posted:

Ah no wait I get it

He's THE DARK ID you see

And there's two Ryans, but there's really only one yelling at himself.... The Dark Id

Inside you there are two Ryans

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Heath posted:

Do you think that TDI ever said "Let's play" just before breaking a guys neck

Slowbeef said TDI claimed to have been in a bar fight and shouted "I'M THE END BOSS".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

lobster shirt posted:

tdi's "wife" told people that tdi got into a huage bar fight and yelled "boss fight motherfucker" which is even sadder but also funnier

Yeah I think that's the same story.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Blarghalt posted:

TDI's fake wife isn't even original, he stole that bit from Conrad Verner in Mass Effect

Don't disrespect Conrad Verner like this. Dude blew all his money saving an orphanage from the Reapers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Blarghalt posted:

welcome to the dark i'd sick and twisted mind 😈

Finish your LP of Major/Minor's sequel.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Blarghalt posted:

the sequel was just regular boring bad instead of the constant stream of insanity of the first game, which is about 90% of the reason I got bored of it

Finish it anyway. Eat everything on your plate.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Twisty seeing a Halloween party advertised on Facebook and showing up not only being the only white person there but the only person in costume (Roman soldier) has entered the chat

I once flew back to my home town for a friend's thirtieth birthday party only I didn't find out the party was cancelled so I ended up standing around awkwardly in a lesbian bar.

I had other reasons to visit but that was the main memory I have of that trip.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

was there a fire exit

It was a single story building so yes but not in an interesting way.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Endorph posted:



Look, every time one of my fake daughters dies, it costs my patrons 250 bucks.

ThatDarkId: Greetings, welcome to the Let's Play.
Zorak: Hey!
ThatDarkId: Tonight's video game is NieR: Automata.
Zorak: HEY! What's with the dead girl?
ThatDarkId: She's been there... for over fourteen years.
Zorak: Oh. Well, I don't remember it.
ThatDarkId: Well, it was one year ago today I brought her in and said, "Here is my queer daughter, I'll place her right here."
Slowbeef: What did I say?
ThatDarkId: You said you were so excited about this merger that you couldn't speak.
Slowbeef: Uh, what merger?
ThatDarkId: The merger between this Let's Play and that daughter. I know I told you this.
Zorak: Well, I don't remember.
ThatDarkId: Look, that is my Dead Queer Daughter, and she has been there! OK, Zorak and Slowbeef? Are we clear now?
Zorak: Tch, yeah. You don't want me to Let's Play you to your desk?
ThatDarkId: When have we ever done that? We've never done it that way! And if you think you're gonna get sympathy from the dead daughter, well then you won't.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

lol lmao

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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symbolic posted:

especially incredulous on what could plausibly be a cut Naked Gun bit. like come on lmao

John Cleese had a story for a Fawlty Towers movie that involved Basil Fawlty thwarting a hijacking only to get arrested for trying to force the plane to continue to its original destination.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ArfJason posted:

I dont exactly know how to describe the feeling of realizing this guy playing The Bouncer while stationed in fallujah under direct orders of big boss basically made me forget ebtirely about the yospos sex freak photographer who actually makes fairly loving chill electronic music, and how that was just 2 days ago.

Best way I can describe it is the lip-smacking gesture from the old Looney Tunes.



These forums are something special.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nuns with Guns posted:

It's funny seeing Speedball come up again after years of not thinking about him, and having to have friends refresh me on how he used to post his transformation fetish comic in the webcomic threads for feedback at a time where people were trying to be nicer about stuff and everyone kind of going




Dr. Cool Aids posted:

next resident evil to be set in the UK with the way forward marked by a trail of racist eggs


lmfao at all of this, especially DSP being smarter than beardo kotakuforbrains

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

also, hmm...grizzled killer... hot, equally skilled wife.... adoptive daughter... tendency to get sidetracked with niche games...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Heard Cait Sith say "Playtime is over" in combat and it made me lol. My brain is poisoned.

oh no lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Robert Denby posted:

I cannot believe I made him nuke his own loving Discord.

Good job, McCloud.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Someone wake up Columbo of YOSPOS. He's got some receipts to check.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

i'm automatically distrusting anyone who says their avatar was changed by third parties for, you know, reasons

Aw poo poo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

lobster shirt posted:

not sure whats going on

A goon lied, a discord died.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

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lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Stux posted:

[me watching him cave your skull in] lets go brandon

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

If I recall the riven rape rpgs started off as mafia games which makes it even stranger

There were two different terrible RPGs. One was a Riven-based thing that ultimately involved torture at some point. The one that caused 99% of the QCS drama was some weird thing I forget the name of (Infinite Magic something-or-other?) that wasn't really related to Myst or anything else but involved a character building sexbots of other characters.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

aw hell yeah

e: oh you mean on the stream

lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Martman posted:

#notAllExisters

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I would allow none of these people in my kitchen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Captain Invictus posted:

he now joins Grouchio for being blown up live on stream by someone I follow

I hate Grouchio so much. What happened to him and how embarrassing was it?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Captain Invictus posted:

jesus apparently awful app autoplays twitch embeds now. 4x overlapping old spice ad audio out of nowhere scared the poo poo out of me

lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

insane anime posted:

quoting from the the other thread:

Goon named McMuffin Man who was obsessed with fallout 3 and filled with hate for the world (no gf, no job, no money, etc). It was right on release, he would go out in public and pretend he was in FO3. His apartment was the vault, and he would go out on the 1st and 15th to get supplies and 'forage.' The kicker was the radiation was rap music. He hated hip hop music more than women and super mutants, so if he heard rap music he was taking RADs and had to find a new path to Dollar General. The climax of the thread was when he was stuck at the crosswalk by somone dancing to Lil Wayne's Lollipop and he collapsed to the ground in disgust/radiation overwhelmed him and he said the guy listening to it just put the boom box thing right next to his face while he was lying down and was doing that laugh lil wayne does in all his songs

Is this guy the COVID faceshield dude's old account?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Without Fallout 3 there would've been no New Vegas. That forgives a lot of its sins in my eyes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Good news from Kvatch for a change.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

rest in power, barnacle jim

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Voxx posted:

they added titty cards in witcher one so they could say it was a mature rpg

you gotta put a crucifiction in your future dystopia game if you want to be taken seriously

I'll update the Wikipedia article about crucifixion to mention when it happens in JRPGs.

Anyone else remember that legend?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
My favorite part of that rant besides its very existence is that those two characters did not in fact hook up and this became apparent like two weeks after he posted it.

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