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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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Lol at me waking up to more tdi lore

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:01

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I was just remembering that when I read the early lps that he did he was putting out huge updates on a daily pace, and also in the daytime in us/Canada (which meant I get to read video game bs in the mornings). It was a lot of effort and I recall someone asking how he did it and he said he was doing a boring desk job with the government and had a ton of downtime in between tasks. And then yesterday I found out he had actually been a video gaming Jason Bourne who married Angelina Jolie

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 01:09

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I think nohman is actually based on Norman jayden from the game heavy rain and a play on the voice actor's pronunciation of the name

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 01:38

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He edited the Taylor swift page to be shorter

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 01:47

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What's it going to be, snake? Loyalty to me, or loyalty to your let's play?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 02:23

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Wasn't he taking a cigarette break when he was texted about the fake daughters death I'm so confused. The lore!

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 03:18

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symbolic posted:

getting absolutely pissed my run of Schrodinger's Daughter (Any%) gets ruined by the elevator glitch and resorting to the extremely risky "Terrorist's Gambit" skip

You have to mash the triangle button during the smoking break cutscene to make him breathe faster to trigger the phone text animation

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 04:00

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drat we stan a king

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 05:46

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Kurtofan posted:

yeah quoting from his discord, he used his japanese runaway live-in friend alt saying he harassed the discords mod team

(in case you missed the lore, Silent Dummy/Hikkiari is tdi pretendign to be his japanese best friend)

planning my unfriending of some guy (30s?) by conspiring with my (40 M) fake japanese best friend (15 F)

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 05:58

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Kurtofan posted:

lol not really related but from his discord right now

how do you build a discord made completely of glass

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could you vote for Mr and Mrs Smith

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 06:25

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The Light ID chatgroup

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 10:28

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As opposed to what those discord screens claim I actually thought the audio file released was not at all sensationalised but more understated. It set out that slow beef had his suspicions, laid out his experience with the dark id and how their words and actions led him to his conclusions. He also made a point to say that he hoped Id wasn't a serial liar (although hopefully he lied about dying of cancer).

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 11:08

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I just realised their avatar have the same colour scheme and sinister smile to the side lmao

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 12:00

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Which alt is the bear? Nohman?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 12:12

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The dark id is climbing the burj Khalifa with his gecko gloves, his windswept hair wavy and his shades extremely cool. A rumble in the distance. He looks back. He can already feel the dairy splashing on his cheeks. Cold. Sweet. Rocky road flavoured. A storm of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Soon it will engulf the city. He smirks and climbs harder. His knowledge of violence will save him.

Time to.
gently caress.
poo poo.
Up!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 13:38

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Wtf at that comic

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 17:17

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I'm glad you got a community out of it

I think you should start another discord though

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 03:28

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Robert Denby posted:

EDIT: Wait did he buy me a loving avatar change?!

lmao?!?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 03:42

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Pablo Nergigante posted:

Ok this guy is definitely an alt. Lol

i'm automatically distrusting anyone who says their avatar was changed by third parties for, you know, reasons

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 03:45

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Ursine Catastrophe posted:

probably just talking about soup until the bitter end

i hope someone gave cock their shotgun back before they pulled the plug

had some tom kha gai the other night which was very nice but had way too much coconut milk

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 05:45

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Voxx posted:

Lol

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 06:15

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"I've lived 5x the life he did" lmao

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 06:33

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i thought the guy who got caught still playing COD would be the funniest fake dead goon but I'm glad I was wrong

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 06:49

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Yeah as strange as it was I think we should post less about what the non-TDIalt community members surrounding the dark id and what new spaces they are occupying is like. Let them be in peace. :thanks:

and Cock's Shotgun.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 10:13

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relieved he doesn't know rhinos' weak points

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 10:14

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I should have made it clear but I'm happy people are coming or returning to the forums and this and the previous thread to be bewildered and chat about this whole extremely strange, low - stakes yet long - running incident :kimchi:

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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 12:23

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I'm watching the new senritsu it rules

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 15:32

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aw gently caress, he's been gone since March 1 and it was a bad fall where he hurt his head

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 05:46

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If I recall the riven rape rpgs started off as mafia games which makes it even stranger

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 02:44

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Westwood made a chat programme and most of the people on there don't even play the game we were just being mean little shits to each other

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 05:03

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As a kid I read dbz translated into Chinese so the transliterate names were like 飞理杀 (fei Lee sha where sha is the Chinese word for kill) and drat that's a cool name and then the internet became commonplace and then I found out his name is freezer. And then vegeta is based on vegetables and trunks is underwear

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 07:12

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Ammat The Ankh posted:

Second evilest. The first was his editor.

https://twitter.com/KennyLauderdal3/status/1766222760890523704?t=w-n55Amxqg1AtJ2M2Cjvhw&s=19

Lmao

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 10:54

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I thought the dnd podcast thing was critical role and orion acaba was the one removed because he was being creepy and exist

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 02:36

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Wait is that the one that had a wedding stream with the most cringe poster, I don't know the names but I remember seeing it during covid times

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 03:59

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Oh yeah that's the one https://twitter.com/satinephoenix/status/1498690795439677441?t=jUcNhYG7V-CkS0-FuJ7KgA&s=19

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 04:09

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Hahaha what the hell

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 04:30

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insane anime posted:

quoting from the the other thread:

Goon named McMuffin Man who was obsessed with fallout 3 and filled with hate for the world (no gf, no job, no money, etc). It was right on release, he would go out in public and pretend he was in FO3. His apartment was the vault, and he would go out on the 1st and 15th to get supplies and 'forage.' The kicker was the radiation was rap music. He hated hip hop music more than women and super mutants, so if he heard rap music he was taking RADs and had to find a new path to Dollar General. The climax of the thread was when he was stuck at the crosswalk by somone dancing to Lil Wayne's Lollipop and he collapsed to the ground in disgust/radiation overwhelmed him and he said the guy listening to it just put the boom box thing right next to his face while he was lying down and was doing that laugh lil wayne does in all his songs

lmao

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 03:19

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Spanish Manlove posted:

You should go see Dune2

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:01

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when Control was out I wanted to buy a second hand copy of it for the PS4 so I posted in the local facebook 2nd hand game group, with pictures of the box art and everything, asking if anyone had it for sale. Another guy posted pictures of his dualshock controller and said yeah this is for sale and the conversation went like

Me: No I want the game CONTROL
Him: Yes this can CONTROL the game
Me: No, the game is CONTROL
Him: This is the REMOTE CONTROL
Him: You need this to CONTROL the game please buy it

People were laugh-reacting at this whole drat post and I never got the game until much later

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