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a friend emailed me and asked me to make this thread. not my original idea. go nuts or whatever. I rlly don't care either way 
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Coward’s Lounge. Draft-Dodger’s Den. Procrastinator’s Pub. The Dilly-Dally Diner. When you know what a to be done, but you’re taking the long way. It’s why more cowards choose Royal Crown Cola. The choice for the average generation. |
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Mar 5, 2024 05:55
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kuskus posted:Coward’s Lounge. Draft-Dodger’s Den. Procrastinator’s Pub. The Dilly-Dally Diner. When you know what a to be done, but you’re taking the long way. It’s why more cowards choose Royal Crown Cola. The choice for the average generation. exactly  nice that's there's finally a place for sensible, calculated folks like us my man. cheers? 
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Mar 5, 2024 06:08
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i post whatever dumb thought comes to my mind, and i'm proud of it |
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Mar 6, 2024 02:51
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the coward's grotto |
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Mar 6, 2024 04:50
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frump truck posted:the coward's grotto  shhhhhh  don't blow our cover 
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Mar 6, 2024 05:11
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Is this the place for those old lavender-flavored candies? I don't want any. Just asking for a friend. Well, I might try one if you have any. I'll save it for later. Gosh they smell really strong. |
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Mar 6, 2024 05:46
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Buttchocks posted:Is this the place for those old lavender-flavored candies? I don't want any. Just asking for a friend. Well, I might try one if you have any. I'll save it for later. Gosh they smell really strong. they had a guava flavor they were testing, but I decided to stick with the classics out of character: guava chowards are real and suck, they're just normal candy, not floral
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Mar 6, 2024 05:52
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DoomCroissant posted:i post whatever dumb thought comes to my mind, and i'm proud of it  not in here u don't I'm so sorry my hands are tied on this one 
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Mar 6, 2024 06:27
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I'm afraid of oxygen
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Mar 6, 2024 09:19
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Areola Grande posted:
as long as it’s not a coward’s jail |
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Mar 6, 2024 12:43
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DoomCroissant posted:as long as it’s not a coward’s jail trust me u wouldn't last a week in coward's jail
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Mar 6, 2024 17:37
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Piss And Shittium posted:I'm afraid of oxygen and tact it would seem |
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Mar 6, 2024 17:39
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*affectionately touches the C-shaped burn scar on my forehead* I guess we all love our own brand |
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Mar 6, 2024 17:53
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just finished a huge sandwich and going to loosen my belt and let my yellow belly hang out a bit |
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Mar 8, 2024 07:16
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Lurking for two hours and then deciding not to risk posting.
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Mar 8, 2024 10:20
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How Wonderful! posted:Lurking for two hours and then deciding not to risk posting. I'm gonna tell if u don't do a big long cowardice related post 
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Mar 8, 2024 10:44
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Areola Grande posted:I'm gonna tell if u don't do a big long cowardice related post tricked u haha. j/k pls forget this post tia
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Mar 8, 2024 10:49
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finally a thread for people like me and Ferdinand (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12395.Journey_to_the_End_of_the_Night) (it's an awesome book: highly recommend) |
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Mar 8, 2024 11:31
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list things you're scared of: babies caterpillars menacing clouds the space behind the toilet choking on grape skins the size of whales where does wind come from people's knees
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Mar 8, 2024 15:24
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edit: nevermind
RavenousScoot fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Mar 8, 2024
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Mar 8, 2024 18:06
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RavenousScoot posted:list things you're scared of: metal noises and clangs in general
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Mar 8, 2024 21:13
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the word "boo" especially in capital letters!!
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Mar 8, 2024 21:30
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I now hesitantly and timidly call the Coward's Club meeting to order. Let us begin by reciting the club motto. "Zoinks!" |
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Mar 8, 2024 21:41
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google THIS posted:I now hesitantly and timidly call the Coward's Club meeting to order. Let us begin by reciting the club motto. I reluctantly and obsequiously concur 
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Mar 8, 2024 21:43
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creatures spontaneously emerging from opened peanut butter jars
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Mar 9, 2024 00:37
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looking around furtively to see if anyone else is concurring
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Mar 9, 2024 01:32
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I wiped the pee off the seat in there so nobody would think it's mine, but do you think I should get tested? I mean you shouldn't catch anything from that, right? but it was kind of a weird color, but that might have just been the lighting...
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Mar 9, 2024 02:39
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RavenousScoot posted:I wiped the pee off the seat in there so nobody would think it's mine, but do you think I should get tested? I mean you shouldn't catch anything from that, right? but it was kind of a weird color, but that might have just been the lighting... *hands clearly washed until they turned red and raw* *keeps them out of sight in case anyone notices and wonders what happened*
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Mar 9, 2024 02:40
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How Wonderful! posted:looking around furtively to see if anyone else is concurring |
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Mar 9, 2024 03:57
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"hang on, EVERYONE here is named Howard?" everyone else shifts and mumbles uncomfortably |
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Mar 9, 2024 04:07
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There are plenty of comfy chairs in the lounge but everyone stands around awkwardly because they're afraid of how they'll be perceived based on the specific chair they take and its relative cushyness |
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Mar 9, 2024 05:56
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*takes the pew* phew 
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Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip |
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Mar 10, 2024 23:42
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i saw a bug earlier and shrieked so loudly that one of my cats started hissing
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Mar 11, 2024 04:51
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Zoya posted:i saw a bug earlier and shrieked so loudly that one of my cats started hissing earlier today I spotted an old high school friend from across the liquor store. I turned on my heel and fled without even buying anything before he could see and engage me
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Mar 11, 2024 05:01
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Buttchocks posted:Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip |
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Mar 11, 2024 09:19
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Areola Grande posted:earlier today I spotted an old high school friend from across the liquor store. I turned on my heel and fled without even buying anything before he could see and engage me I was rlly high and just wanted some suds. I ended up finding some in my garage after today's aforementioned close call of scary old friendship
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ever been on a high walk down a country lane when u accidentally and unknowingly upset a tre shrub full of wild birds?!? sounds like   gives u that lil weed heart attack we all know and despise 
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