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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I brought my own nightlights just in case the lights are on a motion sensor I'll just plug them in oh dear it's dark behind the recliner do you have a flashlight?

# ? Mar 11, 2024 13:41

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:19

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i kinda wanna post here but i'm too afraid

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:03

google THIS

Buttchocks posted:

Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip

# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:15

google THIS

Going on hour four of discussing how cold it's been the last couple weeks

No other topic has come up

# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:30

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

watho posted:

i kinda wanna post here but i'm too afraid

I want to make an encouraging post, but what if I get probated for having main character syndrome?

# ? Mar 12, 2024 00:19

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

I can't pee or worseif someone is in the stall next to me

# ? Mar 12, 2024 00:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

sup timid crew :ohdear:

who's still hiding and tremblin :coolfish:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 12, 2024 07:55

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

WHAT UP COWARD NATION

ARE Y'ALL READY TO TREMBLLLLLE?!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Mar 12, 2024 08:13

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Areola Grande posted:

sup timid crew

who's still hiding and tremblin

oh geez i� actually never mind

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 12, 2024 09:42

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*furtively sneaking in to check if this thread is dead yet so I can post in peace without worrying what everybody else thinks and whether or not anybody itt is a sniper gunning for me....*

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 14, 2024 09:46

riptidejim: Have a good night!

canyoneer posted:

just finished a huge sandwich and going to loosen my belt and let my yellow belly hang out a bit

- "Homer simpson"

# ? Mar 14, 2024 20:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

*furtively sneaking in to check if this thread is dead yet so I can post in peace without worrying what everybody else thinks and whether or not anybody itt is a sniper gunning for me....*

*sees u*

# ? Mar 14, 2024 21:03

peachy...: ~hey~

I refuse to lounge. What if they get the drop on me

# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Describe Ur Skidaddle Style

me? classic Hannah Barbara clockwise rotating cartoon roadrunner leg :nyan:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 26, 2024 07:06

google THIS

*notices that the new guy has yellow stains on the front of his shirt, indicating that he dyes his belly*

*looks at him frequently while carefully avoiding eye contact, mentally willing someone else to notice and do something about it*

# ? Mar 26, 2024 15:03

FutonForensic

Areola Grande posted:

Describe Ur Skidaddle Style

me? classic Hannah Barbara clockwise rotating cartoon roadrunner leg

not to toot my own horn, BUT -- i've become quite good at leaving perfect silhouettes of myself in a wall after busting through it

# ? Mar 26, 2024 16:18

google THIS

I've taken to wearing a hat at all times so I can leave it spinning in midair for a few seconds after I depart, then stretch my arm back to snatch it

# ? Mar 26, 2024 18:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

I've taken to wearing a hat at all times so I can leave it spinning in midair for a few seconds after I depart, then stretch my arm back to snatch it

# ? Mar 26, 2024 19:18

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO))))))

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Mar 26, 2024 22:46

RavenousScoot

Zoya posted:

i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO))))))

luckily a team of ferocious spiders is being deployed as we speak

wait
spiders?

_{_{_aa}a}a^{a^{a^aa}a}aAAAAAAAAAAAA

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:44

google THIS

Zoya posted:

i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO))))))

I am seriously considering writing a dubiously strong-worded anonymous letter to the management if they're going to start just letting people in who are able to pee in public restrooms

# ? Mar 27, 2024 03:00

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

google THIS posted:

I am seriously considering writing a dubiously strong-worded anonymous letter to the management if they're going to start just letting people in who are able to pee in public restrooms

you think i left my house this week?! i'm describing my own bathroom!!! (i never found the bug (the cats are derelicting their duties (i do keep dragging the one good cat into here every time i have to use the bathroom today (SHE IS ON GUARD DUTY (IF I SEE THE BUG I AM GOING TO BEGIN SHRIEKING I HOPE SHES READY FOR THAT)))))

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Mar 27, 2024 06:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lol @ "the one good cat" :mmmsmug:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 27, 2024 06:39

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

eeek!!!! i think i saw something move in the shadows!!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 27, 2024 10:14

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

nevermind it was just the fan

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 27, 2024 10:14

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

sorry i watched scooby-doo yesterday and i'm a bit on edge

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 27, 2024 10:15

google THIS

Zoya posted:

you think i left my house this week?! i'm describing my own bathroom!!! (i never found the bug (the cats are derelicting their duties (i do keep dragging the one good cat into here every time i have to use the bathroom today (SHE IS ON GUARD DUTY (IF I SEE THE BUG I AM GOING TO BEGIN SHRIEKING I HOPE SHES READY FOR THAT)))))

If I could issue an anonymous retraction I would but it was stressful enough to send it in the first place

Oh wait never mind it's still in my drafts

# ? Mar 27, 2024 12:38

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

me, watching from the rafters: sup

crimes

# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:40

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

aaaaaahhh!!!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:15

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

you startled me ;~;

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:16

baka of lathspell

i make a startled noise that sounds like 'yiik'

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_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Mar 27, 2024 23:52

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

always be yiik'ing, i'm always saying this

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Mar 28, 2024 00:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How to Avoid ur former teachers/classmates when u see em in public

just a normal duck and flee or :shrug:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 28, 2024

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 28, 2024 10:23

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i usually just do a huge vertical leap and cling to the ceiling or like a chandelier or something if present

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:50

calhoun

"nice to meet you"
"moving someone else's hand is a sign that you think they are incapable. yet you'd greet me this way?"

# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:34

baka of lathspell

calhoun posted:

"nice to meet you"
"moving someone else's hand is a sign that you think they are incapable. yet you'd greet me this way?"

interestling post you got here calhoun, shame if it were to linearly associate with the other posts in a way that was funny

you're pretty cool tho thx for posting in BYOB

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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:49