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*affectionately touches the C-shaped burn scar on my forehead*
I guess we all love our own brand
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May 12, 2024 07:23
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I now hesitantly and timidly call the Coward's Club meeting to order. Let us begin by reciting the club motto.
"Zoinks!"
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Mar 8, 2024 21:41
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There are plenty of comfy chairs in the lounge but everyone stands around awkwardly because they're afraid of how they'll be perceived based on the specific chair they take and its relative cushyness
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Mar 9, 2024 05:56
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Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip
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Mar 11, 2024 21:15
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Going on hour four of discussing how cold it's been the last couple weeks
No other topic has come up
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Mar 11, 2024 21:30
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*notices that the new guy has yellow stains on the front of his shirt, indicating that he dyes his belly*
*looks at him frequently while carefully avoiding eye contact, mentally willing someone else to notice and do something about it*
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Mar 26, 2024 15:03
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I've taken to wearing a hat at all times so I can leave it spinning in midair for a few seconds after I depart, then stretch my arm back to snatch it
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Mar 26, 2024 18:16
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i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO))))))
I am seriously considering writing a dubiously strong-worded anonymous letter to the management if they're going to start just letting people in who are able to pee in public restrooms
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If I could issue an anonymous retraction I would but it was stressful enough to send it in the first place