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I mean, think about it. Mammals poo poo, birds poo poo, amphibians poo poo, fish poo poo...but do bugs poo poo? I don't think I've seen proof that they do, and it's kind of freaking me out.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 07:43 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:12 |
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Everything poops in some way OP. Just look at your roach infestation.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 07:58 |
Isn't that what guano is?
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 07:59 |
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BigHead posted:Isn't that what guano is?
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:41 |
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Butterflies are called butterflies because their poop looks like butter.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:56 |
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They do gently caress
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 08:58 |
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Bugs are the girls of the natural world. Never poopin.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:07 |
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I'm a bug
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:41 |
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spiders poo poo webs
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:49 |
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They can but they won't do it if you're watching you goddamn creep
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:51 |
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A mayfly lives for one day I bet they don't waste no time pooping
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:53 |
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Jestery posted:They do gently caress Now the real question is do they jizz??
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:55 |
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BIG DICK DADDY posted:A mayfly lives for one day I bet they don't waste no time pooping They spend the entire day pooping in one huge constant stream while screaming, which is what kills them
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:56 |
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Songbearer posted:They spend the entire day pooping in one huge constant stream while screaming, which is what kills them So, basically me after a vindaloo
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 09:59 |
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They only do it when you aren't looking. It's all a big joke the entire world is playing on you. When you aren't around we all laugh about how you've never even seen a fly poop.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:22 |
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BIG DICK DADDY posted:So, basically me after a vindaloo the secret is to have a neutralizing lassi with your meal.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:25 |
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sure they do OP look up "flea dirt" we just don't call it feces cause it's so small see??
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:30 |
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One time I was at a zoo in Arizona and got to watch a mom gather her whole family under a tree to cool down because it was "misting" under the tree. What she didn't realize was that the zoo hadn't installed a misting system, it was bug pee. https://arizonadailyindependent.com/2014/07/06/the-sharpshooters-mist/
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:36 |
BIG DICK DADDY posted:Now the real question is do they jizz?? How else is the baby bug batter going to get in there?
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:11 |
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They have to do it into human mouths
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:25 |
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hot days make em poop sugar all over the ground and cars. it gets everywhere, mite poop up the wazooo, in my eyes and in my mouth
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:51 |
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BIG DICK DADDY posted:A mayfly lives for one day I bet they don't waste no time pooping Mayflies don’t have a mouth or an rear end because they don’t live long enough to require a meal. They “feed” on air.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:52 |
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my stick-insects used to leave lil turds everywhere
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:54 |
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Insects only have lifespans of a few hours and therefore have no need for digestive systems. So no, they can not.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 12:58 |
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BIG DICK DADDY posted:Now the real question is do they jizz?? there are bees that ejaculate so hard that they audibly explode also insects definitely poo poo because some of them (mainly larvae) use the poo poo as a sort of appendage on their body called a fecal shield insects that do complete metamorphosis do most of their making GBS threads as larvae though, there are some moths that don't even have a mouth as as an adult, and the ones that do eat tend to just be sucking nectar for fuel and mainly excete uric acid (basically the same stuff as bird droppoings)
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 13:15 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:some of them (mainly larvae) use the poo poo as a sort of appendage on their body called a fecal shield Is this why your posts are so impenetrable
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 17:33 |
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Pitdragon posted:sure they do OP look up "flea dirt" Ditto “fly spots”. What did you think those little black dots were?
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:30 |
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You need to play outside more I've been poo poo on by many a bug
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvagEsvHQSU
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 19:50 |
HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:insects that do complete metamorphosis do most of their making GBS threads as larvae though Silkworms poop like crazy!
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:05 |
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Jestery posted:They do gently caress I know, I saw it when Peter Gabriel performed Sledgehammer live.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:11 |
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Poop on the bugs before they ppo on u
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NrCqkZ7F5c
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:17 |
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I've been thinking about it and yeah, I've seen direct evidence of a bug making GBS threads/pissing on me. So add that to your survey Mr Science man.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:19 |
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one thin i can say for certain is that frogs definitely poo.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:43 |
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Scorpion world looks lovely
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:47 |
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Smugworth posted:Scorpion world looks lovely one time I watched a vinegaroon walk up to a scorpion in my garage, and proceed to break it in half and eat it
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:48 |
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Jesus he ate your entire loving garage?!
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 02:27 |
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flubber nuts posted:one thin i can say for certain is that frogs definitely poo. so do toads
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 02:56 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:12 |
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Turtles poop horribly. They aren't insects but goddamn is it awful.
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