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This isn't a battle of the brands, we all know Heinz is lovely ketchup anyways. This is a philosophy on form. Do you prefer the convenience and control of the plastic squeeze ketchup bottle? I've dubbed it, squeezetchup. Or do you prefer to give your naughty condiments in a glass bottle a little spank, just to have it gush out all over your food in overwhelming quantities? I've dubbed this, spanktchup.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:07
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Let chaos reign  
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Mar 6, 2024 00:07
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Fabulousity posted:Let chaos reign  Having to stock a drawer full of hundreds of packets of ketchup. Well played.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:08
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Fabulousity posted:Let chaos reign chaos you say? 
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Mar 6, 2024 00:12
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3 DONG HORSE posted:chaos you say? 
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Mar 6, 2024 00:14
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holy poo poo somebody post that little ketchup squirter robot with the spinning arms. I havent thought about that in years!
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Mar 6, 2024 00:16
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the precision! 
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Mar 6, 2024 00:16
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Haverchuck posted:holy poo poo somebody post that little ketchup squirter robot with the spinning arms. I havent thought about that in years! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHFoVYGYOxc
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Mar 6, 2024 00:17
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heinz automato. thanks
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Mar 6, 2024 00:19
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Plastic squeeze bottles remind me of those green and purple colored ketchups for kids from like twenty years ago. Glass bottles are classy, but dangerous if you drop one. I don’t think anyone wants to clean up the mess, either. And what a mess. Squeezy Goku, it is.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:24
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Haverchuck posted:heinz automato. thanks Yeah there's a bunch of these I guess lol. All seem like a great way to get ketchup all over the house.
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Plastic squeeze bottles remind me of those green and purple colored ketchups for kids from like twenty years ago. I remember those from the late 90s early 2k? I tried them once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVi-vPoa7_o
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Mar 6, 2024 00:28
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The diner experience is greatly enhanced by glass bottle spanking
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Mar 6, 2024 00:31
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always a pleasure to cook and share culinary experiences with friends you're welcome at my table but if I see you, catch you slathering that which I make for you, in how you say, the american ketchup, let's just say that cook for you I will do no more.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:32
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Grey Cat posted:I remember those from the late 90s early 2k? I tried them once. tch tch tchoong tch tch tchoong FUNKEH
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Mar 6, 2024 00:32
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Squeeze bottle with hole? Good. Squeeze bottle with sphincter? Garbage.
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satanic splash-back posted:The diner experience is greatly enhanced by glass bottle spanking use the butter knife. gently caress em
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Mar 6, 2024 00:43
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Once while working in chicago I joked that I wanted to try putting ketchup on a hot dog and someone I was working with asked me "are you trying to insult our city?"
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Mar 6, 2024 01:06
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5 gallon bucket and a ladle or gtfo
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Mar 6, 2024 01:11
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dee eight posted:5 gallon bucket and a ladle or gtfo Would you like a funnel with that?
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Mar 6, 2024 01:11
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Cyril Sneer posted:Squeeze bottle with hole? Good.
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bossy lady posted:Once while working in chicago I joked that I wanted to try putting ketchup on a hot dog and someone I was working with asked me "are you trying to insult our city?" yeah i mean you wouldn't want to insult the tradition of absurdly dye-laden relish
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Grey Cat posted:Would you like a funnel with that? thanks, but i have my own
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Plastic squeeze bottles remind me of those green and purple colored ketchups for kids from like twenty years ago. those were for kids????
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Plastic squeeze bottles remind me of those green and purple colored ketchups for kids from like twenty years ago. one time i had gone to costco, and one of the things i got was one of those big 1/2 liter bottles of franks red hot in the glass bottle. literally that same night at midnight i hear *SMASH* gently caress!!! from the kitchen. run out, to find that my housemate had gone to make himself a sandwich when he got home from the late shift at work, one of our cats had gotten underfoot and tripped him, and now we had half a liter of franks red hot covering the kitchen, and said cat. so i had to frantically scoop her up, check her for cuts (there werent any) and shove her in the shower to clean her off so she didnt lick hot sauce off herself. she looked so dejected, getting hosed down, but thankfully she was okay, didnt get cut or get any in her eyes, thank goodness.
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Mar 6, 2024 01:59
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Whatever bottle labels it Catsup imo
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Mar 6, 2024 02:00
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I eat ketchup all the time and I can’t even imagine having an opinion on it.
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Mar 6, 2024 02:01
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I don't even own a ketchup
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redshirt posted:I don't even own a ketchup you should get one, it's pretty good
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Mar 6, 2024 02:08
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Ketchup is sugar sauce for children
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Mar 6, 2024 02:27
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3 DONG HORSE posted:you should get one, it's pretty good Seriously, why? I have hot sauces. I have salsas. I have spicy mayo. Why do I need Ketchup at all?
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Mar 6, 2024 02:30
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500excf type r posted:Ketchup is sugar sauce for children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAGWCUGObm8
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Mar 6, 2024 02:32
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the best ketchup comes from newspring brand delitainers, op. dolloped in anger with a kunz spoon
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Mar 6, 2024 02:36
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it used to be almost impossible to find ketchup that was not labelled as "fancy" but these days there's plenty of non-fancy ketchup. but what's the deal? like 100 years ago was there a bunch of lovely ketchup or something
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Aishlinn posted:one time i had gone to costco, and one of the things i got was one of those big 1/2 liter bottles of franks red hot in the glass bottle. literally that same night at midnight i hear *SMASH* gently caress!!! from the kitchen. run out, to find that my housemate had gone to make himself a sandwich when he got home from the late shift at work, one of our cats had gotten underfoot and tripped him, and now we had half a liter of franks red hot covering the kitchen, and said cat. so i had to frantically scoop her up, check her for cuts (there werent any) and shove her in the shower to clean her off so she didnt lick hot sauce off herself. she looked so dejected, getting hosed down, but thankfully she was okay, didnt get cut or get any in her eyes, thank goodness. I’m glad your cat was okay  And your housemate, too.
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Mar 6, 2024 03:17
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spooned from a jar.
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i don't eat ketchup tho. only sriracha
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Mar 6, 2024 04:05
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You know, usually Pencil Hands is behind threads with titles like this. I commend you for taking up the mantle. Also, ketchup is alright, but Heinz 57 works on everything. But if I must pick, squeezing is superior.
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It's Red Gold, you can really taste the vine ripening, and the perfect blend of vinegar, spice and corn essence. It's a Ketchup you can believe in. 
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