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Catsup is superior to ketchup in every conceivable dimension.
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Heinz for ketchup Hellmann's for mayo Guldens for mustard fucken close thread
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Mar 6, 2024 04:16
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Every time you think about reaching for ketchup, just get the buffalo sauce instead. It's way better and works on the same applications.
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Mar 6, 2024 04:16
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500excf type r posted:Whatever bottle labels it Catsup imo
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Mar 6, 2024 04:29
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redshirt posted:Seriously, why? I have hot sauces. I have salsas. I have spicy mayo. sounds like you don't have a sweet sauce banana ketchup with fried chicken is 
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Mar 6, 2024 04:34
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Throw all that house made catsup in the garbage where it belongs Gimme dat HFCS
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Mar 6, 2024 04:35
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eSports Chaebol posted:it used to be almost impossible to find ketchup that was not labelled as "fancy" but these days there's plenty of non-fancy ketchup. but what's the deal? like 100 years ago was there a bunch of lovely ketchup or something Wikipedia posted:"Fancy" ketchup
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Mar 6, 2024 05:01
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Yeah, that's right. There's Standard and Extra Standard. What are you gonna do about it? 
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Mar 6, 2024 05:03
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I like the ketchups that dont have added sugar or cornsyrup. Usually it's blended with carrot or squash puree and it's tasty. Just give me that vinegar and tomato and cut out the middle sugar man.
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Mar 6, 2024 05:04
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The best ketchup is mustard
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Mar 6, 2024 05:08
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Grey Cat posted:I like the ketchups that dont have added sugar or cornsyrup. Usually it's blended with carrot or squash puree and it's tasty. Just give me that vinegar and tomato and cut out the middle sugar man. 
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Mar 6, 2024 05:08
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If I wanted sugar I'd eat chocolate not tomato candy.
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Mar 6, 2024 05:09
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covidstomper58 posted:It's Red Gold, you can really taste the vine ripening, and the perfect blend of vinegar, spice and corn essence. this is the correct answer
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Mar 6, 2024 05:14
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Grey Cat posted:spanktchup. there's a better method than spanking the bottle, especially when it's a fresh bottle, you can smack the absolute poo poo out of a full bottle of fancy spankchup and it won't move an inch. what you do is gently karate chop the neck of the bottle to loosen what's at the top, you're transferring the force over a smaller volume relative to smacking it from the bottom and the heel of your palm is nice and padded remember folks: don't be a spankchump, do the 'chup chop
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Mar 6, 2024 05:15
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Grey Cat posted:I like the ketchups that dont have added sugar or cornsyrup. Usually it's blended with carrot or squash puree and it's tasty. Just give me that vinegar and tomato and cut out the middle sugar man. I don't know if you're the right person to maintain the catsup Megathread
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Mar 6, 2024 05:24
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Smugworth posted:I don't know if you're the right person to maintain the catsup Megathread It's not a megathread, yet. And it has cat in the name so I am automatically the best candidate.
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Mar 6, 2024 05:30
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Grey Cat posted:It's not a megathread, yet. And it has cat in the name so I am automatically the best candidate.
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Mar 6, 2024 05:39
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Dial A For Awesome posted:It has a “ket” in the name, so a incorrigible drug user is the best candidate. Mods, rename thread to catsup, thanks
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Mar 6, 2024 05:39
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Red Gold if I'm feeling fancy, but I get by just fine on $1 bottles of IGA brand. Or I build up a surplus of complimentary packets from the local diner. The packets are mix and matched, so the blends can get weird, but free is the best flavor.
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Mar 6, 2024 06:18
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AI_on_everything.mp4
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Mar 6, 2024 06:23
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I like the kind that makes it sound like a fart when they get low on ketchup
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Mar 6, 2024 06:25
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Grey Cat posted:It's not a megathread, yet. And it has cat in the name so I am automatically the best candidate. Not after your terrible opinion you're not
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Mar 6, 2024 07:19
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:Also, ketchup is alright, but Heinz 57 works on everything. The first time I bought HP Brown Sauce from World Market and tried it I was pissed that this great British culinary tradition was just some brown-rear end 57 Sauce.
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Mar 6, 2024 10:30
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the best brown sauce is the super vinegary ones that chippys use
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Mar 6, 2024 10:52
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green tomato and jalapeno relish owns, especially home made
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Mar 6, 2024 11:00
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Grey Cat posted:Mods, rename thread to catsup, thanks That's a step in the right direction In fact it would be done already if everyone had voted to make me a mod
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Mar 6, 2024 11:57
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The best thing you can do to catsup is add a half teaspoon of hot sauce for every 1-2 tablespoons of catsup to make delightfully spicy catsup. You can buy catsup that is spicy, but I only ever see it in tiny wuss bottles.
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Mar 6, 2024 11:59
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Years back I'd see specialty ketchup packets that doubled as a reservoir to scoop fries into, but I guess they were too expensive an option because I never see them nowadays. Shame, since those are so ergonomically easier to use when traveling than having to deal with regular packets.Grey Cat posted:we all know Heinz is lovely ketchup anyways. I'm sorry Grey Cat, but on my honor as a Pittsburgher I am now duty-bound to fight you to the death. You are allowed to choose the weapons of the duel though!
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Mar 6, 2024 12:01
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Smugworth posted:The best thing you can do to catsup is add a half teaspoon of hot sauce for every 1-2 tablespoons of catsup to make delightfully spicy catsup. Then mix the spicy catsup with horse radish and dip shrimp it in
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Mar 6, 2024 12:10
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Ketchup can be made out of anything really, it's only tomatoes that have been used for it relatively recently.
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Mar 6, 2024 12:19
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Smugworth posted:The best thing you can do to catsup is add a half teaspoon of hot sauce for every 1-2 tablespoons of catsup to make delightfully spicy catsup. Rare smugworth agree
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Mar 6, 2024 12:39
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Is there a major brand spicy ketchup on the market?
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Mar 6, 2024 12:54
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redshirt posted:Is there a major brand spicy ketchup on the market?
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Mar 6, 2024 13:29
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The Grimace posted:I'm sorry Grey Cat, but on my honor as a Pittsburgher I am now duty-bound to fight you to the death. You are allowed to choose the weapons of the duel though! I choose the bat'leth. May you have an honorable death. Charles Bukowski posted:Ketchup can be made out of anything really, it's only tomatoes that have been used for it relatively recently. And people itt act like I'm a nazi for liking non tomato catsup.
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Mar 6, 2024 13:42
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Grey Cat posted:I choose the bat'leth. May you have an honorable death. Choosing a sword as a weapon rather than ketchup 
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Mar 6, 2024 13:43
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It was a missed opportunity, I can concede that.
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Mar 6, 2024 13:45
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What do we think about mushroom catsup?
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Mar 6, 2024 13:59
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Smugworth posted:What do we think about mushroom catsup? I'm intrigued
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Mar 6, 2024 14:00
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I would eat mushroom catsup. Here have some more weird old timey catsup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWlqxGQXZx8
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Mar 6, 2024 14:04
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Smugworth posted:What do we think about mushroom catsup? Worcestershire paste almost
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