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which ketchup is best
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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Where I live if you don’t get Heinz I’m pretty sure you get excommunicated.

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
I ran out of ketchup recently, so I made it out of stuff I had in the kitchen, and it was indistinguishable from Heinz.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

I would eat mushroom catsup.

Here have some more weird old timey catsup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWlqxGQXZx8

That guy is pretty cool. I made the chicken lyonnaise from his Titanic menu episode. It was decent.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

What do we think about mushroom catsup?



That sounds pretty good…?

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Alternative uses for kertcherp:

-Spaghetti sauce
-Soup base
-Ice cream topping
-Ear wash
-Seafood marinade
-Fryer oil substitute
-Tool for feigning death so guards open your jail cell
-Pie filling
-Embalming fluid
-Taco sauce
-Lethal injection substance

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

ChickenHeart posted:

Alternative uses for kertcherp:

-Spaghetti sauce
-Soup base
-Ice cream topping
-Ear wash
-Seafood marinade
-Fryer oil substitute
-Tool for feigning death so guards open your jail cell
-Pie filling
-Embalming fluid
-Taco sauce
-Lethal injection substance

-Putting the little packs of it under a toilet seat

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That sounds pretty good…?

18th century cooking thread

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

sketti, butter, and ketchup. A classic family recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1X2FBf7hw&t=197s

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


50% catsup 50% ketchup and you CANNOT go wrong. dont even THINK about going wrong.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

redshirt posted:

Is there a major brand spicy ketchup on the market?

many different labels of american style sriracha out there, op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

TrashMammal posted:

many different labels of american style sriracha out there, op

yup. thinking to recommend Frank's RedHot® Slammin' Sriracha® Chili Sauce as the best spicy catsup on the market

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yup. thinking to recommend Frank's RedHot® Slammin' Sriracha® Chili Sauce as the best spicy catsup on the market

I really like Frank's Red hot in general. It's a good buffalo sauce without having that overly buttery flavor a lot of others have.

I haven't tried their other sauces so I'll give it a go if I see them.

E: Also thanks to whoever made the thread catsup.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Smugworth posted:

The best thing you can do to catsup is add a half teaspoon of hot sauce for every 1-2 tablespoons of catsup to make delightfully spicy catsup.

You can buy catsup that is spicy, but I only ever see it in tiny wuss bottles.

dawg (catte?),

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I tried some of the banana catsup
I found the flavor uncanny

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


3 DONG HORSE posted:

dawg (catte?),



I would try it, I like bananas after all.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
If say huy fong sriracha is considered a ketchup itt, all thick hot sauces are ketchups. sambal olelek is a ketchup. pace salsa is a ketchup

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

it doesn't taste like bananas but it's definitely sweeter than tomato ketchup. adding the spicy is rounds it out nicely.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

nice obelisk idiot posted:

If say huy fong sriracha is considered a ketchup itt, all thick hot sauces are ketchups. sambal olelek is a ketchup. pace salsa is a ketchup

nope. just sriracha

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

nice obelisk idiot posted:

If say huy fong sriracha is considered a ketchup itt, all thick hot sauces are ketchups. sambal olelek is a ketchup. pace salsa is a ketchup

can’t squeeze those on a hotdog, op. and where’s all the delicious added or naturally occurring sugar?

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
I can't comprehend having taste buds so broken you don't notice that Sriracha is composed like 50% of refined white sugar.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Costco Meatballs posted:

I can't comprehend having taste buds so broken you don't notice that Sriracha is composed like 50% of refined white sugar.

I don't even own a sriracha

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

sweet & spicy sauces are yummy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Costco Meatballs posted:

I can't comprehend having taste buds so broken you don't notice that Sriracha is composed like 50% of refined white sugar.

The other 50% is catsup
It's so good

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

MooRooster posted:

The best ketchup is mustard

Yes, and the best mustard is Colman's powder

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
whataburger spicy

there is no good curry ketchup brand to buy at a store, but good ones from restaurants are probably top ketchups

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

500excf type r posted:

-Putting the little packs of it under a toilet seat

My man knows. Been a while since I’ve done a squishy.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

You can do like L Ron Hubbard before he started his cult and use ketchup from the dinner with a bowl of hot water for free soup

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Konar posted:

whataburger spicy

there is no good curry ketchup brand to buy at a store, but good ones from restaurants are probably top ketchups

How has nobody mentioned curry catsup yet

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Red Golllllllllllllld

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


hot take: ketchup is an acceptable thing to dip fries into, but inferior to bbq sauce when that's an option.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Aishlinn posted:

hot take: ketchup is an acceptable thing to dip fries into, but inferior to bbq sauce when that's an option.

Both are good. I prefer a spicy bbq sauce to a sweet one though.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Grey Cat posted:

Both are good. I prefer a spicy bbq sauce to a sweet one though.

same. The sweeter sauces tend to be kinda sickly to me. my ex liked open pit, which just tastes like sugar.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Aishlinn posted:

same. The sweeter sauces tend to be kinda sickly to me. my ex liked open pit, which just tastes like sugar.

Stubbs spicy bbq is usually my go to buy.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

nothing gets your day started like nice fat rail of ketchup

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

sometimes i like to mix black pepper with ketchup and dip my pizza crusts in it

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

3 DONG HORSE posted:

sometimes i like to mix black pepper with ketchup and dip my pizza crusts in it
I wouldn't eat that but i respect it. hobo marinara

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

TrashMammal posted:

nothing gets your day started like nice fat rail of ketchup


Yup

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Aishlinn posted:

hot take: ketchup is an acceptable thing to dip fries into, but inferior to bbq sauce when that's an option.

gently caress that noise gimme malt vinegar or give me death

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Mayonnaise is the best condiment for fries

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
That's a lie.

The best condiment for fries is mayonnaise mixed with BBQ sauce.

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