SAW Season 2 Wikithread - (under construction, also do not post in here)

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > The Enclosed Pool Area > SAW Season 2 Wikithread - (under construction, also do not post in here)

(Thread IKs: Wiggly Wayne DDS, Megamissen)

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD

to keep the tread clean do not post in here, post in the main SAW thread instead
if you post in here by accident it will be recycled

TITLES AND ITEMS
RESULTS INDEX

:wow:

Royal Rumble Records
Records in italics are non-canon

30 participants
Number of Eliminations
M 4 Hot Diggity!
W -

Climb
M +7 Hot Diggity!
W -
- - -
W -
M -6 Skunkrocker / titty_baby_

Time in Ring
M 10:36 Hot Diggity!
W -

:yeah:

ROSTER
### Men's Division ###

ADTRW
Brutal Garcon
Kild
Shinjobi
Zetsubou-san
FilthyImp

BSS
Codependent Poster - waitlist
Endless Mike

BYOB
biosterous
Dick Bastardly
Doctor Dogballs
FutonForensic
Rags to Liches
your friend sk

CD / Cinema Discusso
Crescent Wrench
MacheteZombie

CSPAM / C-SPAM
aw frig aw dang it
Bastard Tetris
Buck Wildman
Communist Bear
ddinkins
Dr. Kyle Fawnsworth - waitlist
Fated to be Fat - waitlist
Fried Watermelon
lobster shirt
Lpzie
Mr Hootington
One More Fat Nerd
ram dass in hell
Starsfan
The Chad Jihad
titty_baby_

EPA / Enclosed Pool Area
IGgy IGsen
TheSwizzler

GBS / General Bullshit
Beefed Owl - waitlist
Haschel Cedrickson - waitlist
Seth Pecksniff - waitlist
spatial trait - waitlist
super sweet best pal

GIP / Internet VFW
Mr. Nice!

IZ / IMP ZONE
heehee
tawal

LP / Let's Play
Danaru
FutureFriend

ML / Musician's Lounge
minidracula

PSP / Punch Sports Pagoda
Bluedeanie
boxcarhobo
disaster pastor
explosivo
Gambit from the X-Men - waitlist
KungFu Grip
Majinfoose
neoaxd
NienNunb
Quantum of Phallus
Shard
Skunkrocker
That DICK!

PYF / Post Your Favorite
Aardvark Barber
Autisanal Cheese
Empty Sandwich
evobatman
The Saddest Rhino
Vincent Van Goatse - waitlist

SAS / Sports Argument Stadium
Anderson Koopa
CBJSprague24
Hot Diggity
Jeremor
Monathin

TFF / The Football Funhouse
Cavauro

TG / Traditional Games
CubicalSucrose
ilmucche
Tekopo

TRP / The Ray Parlor
Stiev Awt

VG / Video Games
Hazamuth
Insetik

WoW GS / WoW: Goon Squad
faantastic

YOSPOS
DarkSol - waitlist
Molrok
Wiggly Wayne DDS - waitlist
wolffenstein

N/A / Unaffiliated
Sting 64

### Women's Division ###

ADTRW
Meowywitch
Namtab
sb hermit
verbal enema

BSS
Saoshyant

BYOB
baka of lathspell
barnold
Papa Was A Video Toaster
Zoya

CCCC / Cool Crew Chat Central
Ohtori Akio

CSPAM / C-SPAM
Megamissen
Second Hand Meat Mouth - waitlist
Toph Bei Fong

MMO / The MMO HMO
W.T. Fits

PSP / Punch Sports Pagoda
Erin M. Fiasco

PYF / Post Your Favorite
HelloIAmYourHeart
Tenkaris

SAS / Sports Argument Stadium
Furnaceface

TFF / The Football Funhouse
ghosthorse

TG / Traditional Games
Coward
Cthulu Carl
Vox Valentine
Leraika
Maerlyn
Snooze Cruise

VG / Video Games
rox

YLLS / You Look Like poo poo
Buschmaki

YOSPOS
Radia
Subjunctive

:izwf:

Factions and Tag Teams
### Factions ###

ePa Wrestling Club - Democracy Faction
Namtab
Hazamuth
Shinjobi

ePa Wrestling Club - The Joshi Puro Mafia
Snooze Cruise
Ohtori Akio
Megamissen
ghosthorse
B-Team below
Cthulu Carl
Jeremor

### Men's Tag Teams ###

CSPAM
The Idiot Kings
Mr Hootington / titty_baby_

TG
The Masonry
CubicalSucrose / ilmucche

Mixed
Two Best Pals
MacheteZombie / Tawal

DEAR JEFFREY
Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins

Death At Any Size
Bluedeanie / One More Fat Nerd

### Women's Tag Teams

Mixed
Girlboss Generation
Ohtori Akio / Radia

The Giggle Bitches
Vox Valentine / verbal enema

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Apr 27, 2024

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:43

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 9, 2024 00:46

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Titles and Items

### Men's Division Titles ###

:how:

PSP Title
12 Mar 2024 That DICK! (non-canon)
15 Mar 2024 neoaxd (non-canon)
19 Mar 2024 defended (non-canon)
28 Apr 2024 defended (non-canon)

:staredog:

SAW Underground Men's Hotdog and a Handshake Title
11 Apr 2024 Hot Diggity! (non-canon)
16 Apr 2024 aw frig aw dang it (non-canon)

### Women's Division Titles ###

:swoon:

SAW Post Your Favorite Title
18 Apr 2024 roxy
25 Apr 2024 defended
2 May 2024 defended

:taco:

SAW Underground Women's Waffle House Championship Title
9 Apr 2024 baka of lathspell (non-canon)
16 Apr 2024 defended (non-canon)

### Items ###

Hat
19 Apr 2024 ghosthorse (bought with points)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 21:23 on May 6, 2024

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:43

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Index
March 2024
5 Mar 2024 Exhibition (w/ Character Creation) Stream #1 (non-canon)
8 Mar 2024 Exhibition Stream #2 (non-canon) :murder:

12 Mar 2024 Exhibition Stream #3 (non-canon) :how:

15 Mar 2024 Exhibition Stream #4 (non-canon) :how:

19 Mar 2024 Exhibition Stream #5 (non-canon) :how:

21 Mar 2024 Exhibition Stream #6 (non-canon)
30 Mar 2024 SAW Underground #1 (extra non-canon)
April 2024
2 Apr 2024 SAW Underground #2 (extra non-canon)
9 Apr 2024 SAW Underground #3 (extra non-canon) :taco:

11 Apr 2024 SAW Underground #4 (extra non-canon) :dogstare:

16 Apr 2024 SAW Underground #5 (extra non-canon) :taco:

18 Apr 2024 Neon Premiere :swoon:

19 Apr 2024 Titan Premiere :murder:

22 Apr 2024 Monday neon #2 :murder:

25 Apr 2024 Thursday Titan #2 :swoon:

28 Apr 2024 Bonus Stream #1 (AI sliders test) (non-canon) :how:

29 Apr 2024 Monday Neon #3 :murder:

May 2024
2 May 2024 Thursday Titan #3 :swoon:

6 May 2024 Monday Neon #4 :murder:

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 21:23 on May 6, 2024

# ? Mar 6, 2024 01:56

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Exhibition Stream #1 (w/ Character Creation) (full vod)
5th of March 2024
Note: Non-canon stream

Bonus Season 1 Content: Unaired Titan OP by ghosthorse 0:08:05

1v1 Regular Rules 0:09:45
Cthulu Carl vs Saoshyant
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin (02:13)

Bonus Season 1 Content: ddinkin's ending if he lost against the Skull Gem at VSE 0:15:25

4-way Guantlet 0:18:55
Cavauro vs TheSwizzler vs NienNumb vs Seth Pekksniff
---
05:06 Cavauro eliminates TheSwizzler (pin)
07:14 Cavauro eliminates NienNumb (pin)
12:33 Cavauro eliminates Seth Pekksniff (pin)
---
Outcome: Cavauro wins (12:33)

Bonus Season 1 Content: Swizzler's apology if he had lost the match at VSE 0:35:31

2v2 Tag Team 0:49:13
Fried Watermelon / Hot Diggity! vs Shard / FutonForensic
Outcome: Shard wins it for their team by pinning Fried Watermelon (pin) (08:23)
Note: Match had to be restarted due to a crash

Character Creation: your friend sk 0:58:45

1v1 Regular Rules 1:20:26
your friend sk vs MacheteZombie
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by pin (04:39)

1v1 Casket 1:34:49
Insetik vs Molrok
Outcome: Molrok wins (casket) (15:25)

Character Creation: Bluedeanie 1:54:18

1v1 Extreme Rules 2:25:13
Tekopo vs Bluedeanie
Outcome: Bluedeanie wins by pin (03:34)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Mar 9, 2024 03:06

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Exhibition Stream #2 (full vod)
8th of March 2024
Note: Non-canon stream

Akira Toriyama Tribute 0:10:21

1v1 Regular Rules 0:11:55
Skunkrocker vs FilthyImp
Outcome: Skunkrocker wins by pin (09:12)

Bonus Season 1 Content: Alternate Corporation entrance for VSE 0:24:20

2v2 Tag Team 0:28:05
Two Best Pals (tawal and MacheteZombie) vs The Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington and titty_baby_)
Outcome: The Idiot Kings wins by titty_baby_ pinning tawal (14:17)

ePa Wrestling Club / TJPM promo - Grand Princess '23 0:45:50

6-woman Battle Royale 0:50:36
verbal enema vs Hostile V vs Saoshyant vs Cthulu Cara vs ghosthorse vs Ohtori Akio
---
01:32 Cthulu Carl eliminates verbal enema
02:00 ghosthorse eliminates Cthulu Carl
02:31 Saoshyant eliminates Hostile V
07:20 Ohtori Akio eliminates ghosthorse
08:09 Saoshyant eliminates Ohtori Akio
---
Outcome: Saoshyant wins (08:10)

ePa Wrestling Club / Namtab promo 1:08:02

4v4 Faction Warfare
CSPAM (Buck Wildman / ram dass in hell / Fried Watermelon / aw frig aw dang it) vs PSP (NienNunb / That DICK! / KungFu Grip / MaijinFoose) 1:10:52
---
12:02 Buck Wildman eliminates NienNunb (KO)
15:02 aw frig aw dang it eliminates That DICK! (pin)
19:05 Buck Wildman eliminatees KungFu Grip (KO)
19:41 Buck Wildman eliminates Maijin Foose (KO)
---
Outcome: CSPAM wins (19:42)

Ad bumper F�ssta tossdan i mass 1:33:01

30-man Royal Rumble 1:36:12

code:

Number	Entrant		Elim'ed by	Elim's	Finish	Climb	Entry	Exit	Ring Time
 1	That DICK!	Bluedeanie	0	30	+0	00.00	00.39	00.39
 2	Bluedeanie	Cavauro		2	25	+5	00.00	06.36	06.36
 3	A. Koopa	STING 64	1	24	+4	00.36	07.02	06.26
 4	KungFu Grip	STING 64	0	29	-2	01.12	02.20	01.08
 5	STING 64	Cavauro		2	21	+5	01.48	09.53	08.05
 6	Majinfoose	A. Koopa	0	26	-1	02.25	05.40	03.15
 7	FutonForensic	Bluedeanie	0	28	-4	03.01	04.00	00.59
 8	Buck Wildman	Hot Diggity!	0	27	-4	03.37	05.09	01.32
 9	Hot Diggity!	neoaxd		4	15	+7	04.13	14.49	10.36
10	Endless Mike	Shinjobi	0	20	+1	04.49	11.51	07.02
11	Cavauro		neoaxd		3	16	+4	05.25	14.04	08.39
12	F. Watermelon	Hot Diggity!	0	23	-4	06.12	07.28	01.16
13	Insetik		Hot Diggity!	0	22	-4	06.50	08.25	01.35
14	Shinjobi	neoaxd		1	18	-1	07.38	13.01	05.23
15	neoaxd		NienNunb	3	14	+2	08.15	17.12	08.57
16	explosivo	Hot Diggity!	0	17	-2	08.51	13.06	04.15
17	tawal		your friend sk	2	10	+4	09.28	18.54	09.26
18	Skunkrocker	Cavauro		0	19	-6	10.52	12.14	01.22
19	aw frig		tawal		0	13	-1	13.08	17.27	04.19
20	Molrok		TheSwizzler	1	9	+2	13.44	19.27	05.43
21	NienNunb	titty_baby_	1	8	+2	14.20	22.13	07.53
22	your friend sk	ram dass in h.	2	4	+5	14.56	23.13	08.17
23	SSBP		tawal		0	12	-4	15.32	17.46	02.14
24	Mr Hootington	Molrok		0	11	-4	16.08	18.18	02.10
25	MacheteZombie	TheSwizzler	0	6	+0	18.27	22.28	04.01
26	TheSwizzler			3	1	+4	19.04	24.09	05.05
27	Shard		your friend sk	0	5	-1	19.40	22.35	02.55
28	Tekopo		TheSwizzler	2	2	+1	20.16	24.09	03.53
29	ram dass in h.	Tekopo		1	3	-1	20.52	23.16	02.24
30	titty_baby_	Tekopo		1	7	-6	21.28	22.15	00.47

Outcome: TheSwizzler wins

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:05:24
1v1 Ambulance
Seth Pecksniff vs A Special Guest
Special Stipulation: If Seth Loses, he goes on the waitlist and baka fwocka fwame takes his place on the roster
Outcome: Darksyde Phil wins (ambulance) (08:43)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Megamissen

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Mar 13, 2024 01:53

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Exhibition Stream #3 (full vod)
12th of March 2024
Note: Non-canon stream

1v1 Regular Rules 0:12:46
Subjunctive vs ghosthorse
Outcome: Subjunctive wins (pin) (7:05)

Ad Bumper Bobo the Cat 0:23:58

6-man Gauntlet - :how:

PSP Title 0:27:53
explosivo vs Maijinfoose vs NeinNunb vs Skunkrocker vs Shard vs That DICK!
---
06:36 Skunkrocker eliminates Shard (pin)
13:20 Skunkrocker eliminates explosivo (submission)
17:39 Majinfoose eliminates Skunkrocker (pin)
24:39 Majinfoose eliminates NienNunb (pin)
27:15 That DICK! eliminates Majinfoose (pin)
---
Outcome: That DICK! wins (27:16)

TJPM promo 0:59:04

1v1 Extreme Rules 1:01:12
neoaxd vs Cavauro
Outcome: Cavauro wins (pin) (6:17)

3 teams of 2 Tornado Tag Team 1:13:32
Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / IGgy IGsen) vs Death At Any Size (One More Fat Nerd / Bluedeanie) vs Gamers Rise Up (Insetik / Hazamuth)
Outcome: Death At Any Size wins by One More Fat Nerd getting a fall on IGgy IGsen (pin) (14:05)

3v3 Tag Team 1:34:53
BYOB (baka fwocka fwame / barnold / Zoya) vs TG (Maerlyn / Hostile V / Cthulu Carl)
Outcome: TG wins by Cthulu Carl getting a fall on baka fwocka fwame (pin) (13:15)

1v1 Regular Rules 1:55:30
Doctor Dogballs vs Brutal Garcon
Outcome: Brutal Garcon wins (pin) (6:12)

ePa Wrestling Club promo - March update 2:04:59

Season 2 introduction: Leraika 2:08:52

1v1 Regular Rules 2:09:23
Leraika vs roxy
Outcome: Roxy wins (pin) (2:45)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Apr 23, 2024

# ? Mar 15, 2024 14:30

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Exhibition Stream #4 (full vod)
15th of March 2024
Note: Non-canon stream

1v1 Regular Rules 0:10:04
Anderson Koopa vs Molrok
Outcome: Molrok wins (pin) (05:27)

Herzog on SAW - neoaxd 0:19:29

1v1 Regular Rules 0:23:28
Meowywitch vs Snooze Cruise
Outcome: Meowywitch wins (submission) (04:09)

Herzog on SAW - That DICK! 0:31:00

3 teams of 2 Tornado Tag 0:33:55
Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / tawal) vs DEAR JEFFREY (ddinkins / Autisinal Cheese) vs Twinky and the Bear (Starsfan / Communist Bear)
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by Autisanal Cheese getting a fall on Starsfan (pin) (11:56)

Herzog on SAW - Ohtori Akio 0:50:48

2v2 Mixed Tag Team 0:55:10
YOSPOS (wolffenstein and Subjunctive) vs ADTRW (Shinjobi and verbal enema)
Outcome: YOSPOS wins by wolffenstein getting a fall on shinjobi (pin) (12:21)

Herzog on SAW - TheSwizzler 1:12:40

1v1 Extreme Rules 1:15:50
FutureFriend vs The Saddest Rhino
Outcome: The Saddest Rhino wins (submission) (06:59)

Mr. Nice! promo 1:25:50

4-way One Fall 1:28:28
Sting 64 vs super sweet best pal vs Mr. Nice! vs Lpzie
Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal wins by getting a fall on Lpzie (pin) (07:56)

1v1 Regular Rules 1:44:30
Ohtori Akio vs HelloIAmYourHeart
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins (pin) (04:56)

5-way Elimination Tables - :how:

PSP Title 1:56:12
That DICK! (c) vs neoaxd vs Bluedeanie vs Majinfoose vs Skunkrocker
---
05:22 Majinfoose eliminates Bluedeanie (table)
06:59 That DICK! elimiantes Majinfoose (table)
08:15 neoaxd eliminates That DICK! (table)
10:23 neoaxd eliminates Skunkrocker (table)
---
Outcome: neoaxd wins (10:24)

Herzog on SAW - neoaxd (rerun) 2:13:38

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Apr 23, 2024

# ? Mar 19, 2024 23:18

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Exhibition Stream #5 (full vod)
19th of March 2024
Note: Non-canon stream

4-way Ladder - :how:

PSP Title 0:18:03
neoaxd (c) vs explosivo vs NeiNunb vs Shard
Outcome: neoaxd wins (unlock) (13:12)

SAW's Mission Statement promo 0:36:48

3v3 Faction Warfare* 0:45:42
PYF (The Saddest Rhino / Autisinal Cheese / Empty Sandwich) vs CSPAM (Buck Wildman / lobster shirt / aw frig aw dang it)
Outcome: PYF wins by Autisanal Cheese getting a fall on lobster shirt (KO) (09:44)
Note: Swizzler forgot to make it elimination

Herzog on SAW - The Saddest Rhino 1:01:13

1v1 Regular Rules 1:03:53
ddinkins vs ram dass in hell
Outcome: ddinkins win (submission) (06:26)

ePa Wrestling Club / TJPM promo - TJPW Tag Tournament 1:12:36

2v2 Tag Team 1:16:58
Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) vs Cthulu Carl / Maerlyn
Outcome: Merry Meeple Massacre wins by Leraika getting a fall on Maerlyn (pin) (08:02)

Herzog on Saw - Leraika 1:29:22

2v2 Mixed Tag Team 1:32:58
BYOB (baka fwocka fwame / doctor dogballs) vs ADTRW (Shinjobi / Meowywitch)
Outcome: ADTRW wins by Meowywitch getting a fall on baka fwocka fwame (pin) (08:16)

SAWmerican Psycho 1:46:39

4 teams of 2 Tornado Tag Team 1:52:42
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs The Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington / titty_baby_) vs PSP (MaijinFoose / KungFu Grip) vs EPA (TheSwizzler / IGgy IGsen)
Outcome: PSP wins by KungFu Grip getting a fall on FutonForensic (submission) (09:15)

Herzog on SAW - Bobo the Cat 2:08:42

Herzog on SAW - NienNunb 2:09:31

6-way Battle Royale 2:13:25
roxy vs verbal enema vs Hostile V vs Subjunctive vs ghosthorse vs HelloIAmYourHeart
---
00:36 roxy eliminates ghosthorse
04:09 HelloIAmYourHeart eliminates verbal enema
05:00 HelloIAmYourHeart eliminates roxy
06:48 Hostile V eliminates HellloIAmYourHeart
08:22 Subjunctive eliminates Hostile V
---
Outcome: Subjunctive wins (08:23)

ePa Wrestling Club promo - NXT Takeover New Orleans 2:29:50

Herzog on SAW - Cavauro 2:33:13

1v1 Special Guest Referee (That DICK!) 2:37:39
Cavauro vs Steiv Awt
Outcome: Cavauro wins (submission) (06:57)

Dave Meltzer is still talking 2:49:01

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:02

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Exhibition Stream #6 (full vod)
21st of March 2024
Note: Non-canon stream

1v1 Regular Rules 0:16:19
Rags to Liches vs CBJSprague24
Outcome: Rags to Liches wins (pin) (02:15)
Note: This match was unannounced

Season 2 Introduction: biostrous 0:21:16

1v1 Regular Rules 0:26:12
biosterous vs Zetsubou-san
Outcome: Zetsubo-san wins (pin) (03:50)

ePa Wrestling Club / TJPM promo - TJPW Tag Tournament Final 0:33:21

3v3 Faction Warfare 0:37:11
BYOB (Papa Was a Video Toaster / barnold / Zoya) vs The Giggle Bitches (Hostile V / verbal enema) / Radia
---
06:26 Zoya eliminates verbal enema (pin)
07:32 Hostile V eliminates Zoya (pin)
10:41 Papa Was A Video Toaster eliminates Hostile V (KO)
14:28 Papa Was A Video Toaster eliminates Radia (KO)
---
Outcome: BYOB wins (14:28)

Herzog on SAW - Autisanal Cheese 0:58:01

1v1 Regular Rules 1:01:28
Furnaceface vs Cthulu Carl
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins (pin) (06:26)
Note: This match was unannounced

Herzog on SAW - Bluedeanie 1:12:42

2v2 Tag Team 1:14:46
Twinky and the Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan) vs Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / tawal)
Outcome: Two Best Pals win by MacheteZombie getting a fall on Starsfan (pin) (11:03)

Herzog on SAW - roxy 1:28:55

2v2 Tag Team 1:32:43
CubicalSucrose / Mr.Nice! vs Death At Any Size (Bluedeanie / One More Fat Nerd)
Outcome: Death At Any Size wins by One More Fat Nerd getting a fall on CubicalSucrose (submission) (13:06)

Herzog on SAW - Tekopo 1:49:49

1v1 Regular Rules 1:52:38
Buschmaki vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins (pin) (07:21)

Herzog on SAW - Sting 64 2:03:15

1v1 Tables 2:05:13
Insetik vs minidracula
Outcome: Insetik wins (table) (06:01)

2v2 Mixed Tag 2:18:11
BSS (Saoshyant / Endless Mike) vs TG (Coward / Tekopo)
Outcome: BSS wins by Saoshyant getting a fall on Coward (pin) (07:01)

1v1 Extreme Rules 2:33:56
Sting 64 vs That DICK!
Outcome: Sting 64 wins (submission) (14:45)

SAW Season 2 Pre-season Credits 2:51:31

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:41

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

SAW Undergound #1 (full vod)
30th of March 2024
Note: Extra Non-canon stream
Note: Bonus stream by KungFu Grip as TheSwizzler is still on vacation

2v2 Tornado Tag Team 0:01:08
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs Anderson Koopa / Brutal Garcon
Outcome: Anderson Koopa wins it for their team by getting a fall on your friend sk (pin) (09:50)

1v1 Special Guest Referee (TheSwizzler) 0:17:27
roxy vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins (pin) (08:45)

6-man Battle Royale 0:32:50
Aardvark Barber vs Bastard Tetris vs CubicalSucrose vs Monathin vs Dr. Kyle Farnsworth vs That DICK!
---
Dr. Kyle Farnsworth eliminates Bastard Tetris
Dr. Kyle Farsnworth elimiantes CubicalSucrose
Monathin eliminates Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Monathin eliminates Aardvark Barber
That DICK! eliminates Monathin
---
Outcome: That DICK! wins (06:47)

3-way Elimination Tables 0:48:18
Leraika vs W.T. Fits vs Tenkaris
---
Tenkaris eliminates Leraika (table)
W.T. Fits eliminates Tenkaris (table)
---
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins (06:35)

5-man Gauntlet 1:01:26
Dick Bastardly vs boxcarhobo vs Quantum of Phallus vs faantastic vs Crescent Wrench
---
Dick Bastardly eliminates boxcarhobo (pin)
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Dick Bastardly (pin)
faantastic eliminates Quantum of Phallus (pin)
Crescent Wrench eliminates faantastic (submission KO)
---
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins (21:33)

20-woman Royal Rumble 1:29:14
Outcome: Meowywitch wins (20:23)
Note: This rumble will not count for rumble records

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 3, 2024 01:22

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

SAW Undergound #2 (full vod)
2nd of April 2024
Note: Extra Non-canon stream
Note: Bonus stream by KungFu Grip as TheSwizzler is still on vacation

Dark Match
1v1 Regular Rules 0:01:38
Shinjobi vs Stiev Awt
Outcome: Shinjobi wins (pin) (02:56)

6-woman Timed Gauntlet 0:11:04
Hostile V vs Subjunctive vs HelloIAmYourHeart vs Furnaceface vs baka of lathspell vs Coward
---
Starters: HelloIAmYourHeart / baka of lathspell
Subjunctive enters
Furnaceface enters
Coward enters
baka of lathspell eliminates Subjunctive (KO)
Furnaceface eliminates Coward (pin)
Hostilve V enters
baka of lathspell eliminates HelloIAmYourHeat (KO)
Hostile V eliminates Furnaceface (KO)
Hostile V eliminates baka of lathspell (KO)
---
Outcome: Hostile V wins (18:40)

1v1 Regular Rules 0:34:35
Mr Hootington vs ddinkins
Outcome: ddinkins wins (pin) (04:35)

3 teams of 2 Tornado Elimination 0:44:00
ADTRW (sb hermit / Namtab) vs CSPAM (Toph Bei Fong / Megamissen) vs BYOB (Zoya / barnold)
---
barnold eliminates sb hermit (pin)
zoya eliminates Namtab (pin)
barnold eliminates Toph Bei Fong (pin)
barnold eliminates Megamissen (pin)
---
Outcome: BYOB wins (07:47)

2v2 Tag Team 0:59:54
Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal) vs PYF (Empty Sandwich / Vincent Van Goatse)
Outcome: Two Best Pals wins by MacheteZombie getting a fall on Vincent Van Goatse (count out) (03:42)

1v1 Extreme Rules 1:09:48
Snooze Cruise vs Second Hand Meat Mouth
Outcome: Snooze Cruise wins (pin) (04:30)

8-man Battle Royale 1:20:46
Danaru vs The Chad Jihad vs evobatman vs Jeremor vs Kild vs Insetik vs ilmucche vs spatial trait
---
Insetik eliminates ilmucche
evobatman eliminates Insetik
spatial trait eliminates Kild
Jeremor eliminates spatial trait
Jeremor eliminates evobatman
The Chad Jihad eliminates Jeremor
Danaru eliminates The Chad Jihad
---
Outcome: Danaru wins (05:59)

WAR GAMES 1:38:37
Anti-Crab Alliance (KungFu Grip / NienNunb / Shard / Majinfoose) vs Team Crab (neoaxd / Cavauro / IGgy IGsen / That Dick!)
Outcome: Anti-Crab Alliance wins by KungFu Grip getting a fall on neoaxd (submission) (10:21)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 9, 2024 22:25

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

SAW Undergound #3 (full vod)
9th of April 2024
Note: Extra Non-canon stream
Note: Bonus stream by KungFu Grip as TheSwizzler is still on vacation

1v1 Regular Rules 0:09:10
Silly Burrito vs Not Cavauro
Outcome: Not Cavauro wins (pin) (06:04)

6-man Elimination Chamber 0:21:00
Crescent Wrench vs spatial trait vs aw frig aw dang it vs faantastic vs Tepoko vs Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
---
Starters: spatial trait / Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
aw frig aw dang it enters
Tekopo enters
faantastic enters
Crescent Wrench enters
Crescent Wrench eliminates Tekopo (pin)
aw frig aw dang it eliminates Crescent Wrench (pin)
spatial trait eliminates faantastic (pin)
Dr. Kyle Farnsworth eliminates spatial trait (pin)
aw frig aw dang it eliminates Dr. Kyle Farnsworth (submissions)
---
Outcome: aw frig aw dang it wins (11:55)

1v1 Ambulance 0:42:57
molrok vs Lpzie
Outcome: molrok wins (ambulance) (18:45)

4 teams of 2 Tornado Elimination 1:16:37
Twinky and The Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan) vs ADTRW (Zetsubou-san / Shinjobi) vs BYOB (biosterous / Dick Bastardly) vs PSP (explosivo / Quantum of Phallus)
---
03:55 Zetsubou-san eliminates Quantum of Phallus (KO)
05:23 Starsfan eliminates Dick Bastardly (KO)
05:27 Shinjobi eliminates biosterous (KO)
05:48 Communist Bear eliminates Zetsubou-san (KO)
06:36 Shinjobi eliminates Starsfan (KO)
07:34 Communist Bear eliminates Shinjobi (KO)
10:02 explosibo eliminates Communist Bear (pin)
---
Outcome: PSP wins
Note: Was supposed to be Tables but the game did not allow it (10:03)

3v3 Faction Warfare 1:32:08
Roxy / Radia / Subjunctive vs W.T. Fits / ghosthorse / verbal enema
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins it for their team by getting a fall on Radia (table) (03:19)

1v1 Regular Rules 1:42:05
neoaxd (w/ That DICK!) vs KungFu Grip (w/ That DICK?)
Special Stipulation: That DICK! Decides Who His Real Friend Is
Outcome: neoaxd wins (pin) (05:40)

8-woman Ladder - SAW Women's Waffle House Championship 1:54:39
Hostile V vs. Coward vs. Leraika vs. Meowywitch vs. Cthulu Carla vs. Saoshyant vs. Snoozecruise vs. baka of lathspell
Outcome: baka of lathspell wins (unlock) (05:26)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 11, 2024 21:49

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Note: Mr. Nice! posted in the thread by accident and his post is being reused - mm
SAW Underground #4 (full vod)
11th of April 2024
Note: Extra Non-canon stream
Note: Bonus stream by KungFu Grip as TheSwizzler is still on vacation

1v1 Last Man Standing 0:02:47
Shard vs Majinfoose
Outcome: Shard wins (10 count) (04:10)

2v2 Cage Match (escape) 0:14:15
Knuckle Sandwich (Vincent Van Goatse / empty sandwich) vs Super Sweet Best Pal / minidracula
---
minidracula escapes
Vincent Van Goatse escapes
Super Sweet Best Pal escapes
---
Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal / minidracula wins (19:59)

1v1 Falls Count Anywhere 0:41:48
Tenkaris vs HelloIAmYourHeart
Outcome: Tenkaris wins (pin) (08:16)

3-way One Fall 0:54:51
sb hermit vs buschmaki vs barnold
Outcome: sb hermit wins by getting a fall on barnold (pin) (05:29)

3 teams of 2 Elimination Tables 1:06:36
Malice and Gromit (your friend sk / FutonForensic) vs evobatman / The Chad Jihad vs The Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington / titty_baby_)
---
FutonForensic eliminates titty_baby_ (table)
The Chad Jihad eliminates FutonForensic (table)
Mr Hootington eliminates evobatman (table)
Mr Hootington eliminates your friend sk (table)
Mr Hootington eliminates The Chad Jihad (table)
---
Outcome: The Idiot Kings wins (18:22)

8-woman Gauntlet 1:32:37
Maerlyn vs Second Hand Meat Mouth vs Ohtori Akio vs Papa Was A Video Toaster vs Zoya vs Megamissen vs Namtab vs Furnaceface
---
Starters: Furnaceface / Ohtori Akio
Ohtori Akio eliminates Furnaceface (pin)
Ohtori Akio eliminates Papa Was A Video Toaster (pin)
Second Hand Meat Mouth eliminates Ohtori Akio (pin)
Megamissen eliminates Second Hand Meat Mouth (pin)
Megamissen eliminates Maerlyn (submission)
Zoya eliminates Megamissen (pin)
Zoya eliminates Namtab (pin)
---
Outcome: Zoya wins (25:42)

30-man Royal Rumble - SAW Underground Men's Championship 2:07:20

code:

1: Mekchu
2: Green Toad
3: Not Cavauro
4: Cavauro
5: Communist Bear
6: CBJSprague24
7: Kild
8: Hazamuth
9: CubicalSucrose
10: Seth Pecksnif 
11: Insetik
12: Shinjobi
13: Niennunb
14: wolffenstein
15: Jeremor
16: tawal
17: Iggy Igsen
18: ddinkins
19: explosivo
20: Monathin
21: Crescent Wrench
22: Hot Diggity!
23: MacheteZombie
24: Stiev Awt
25: Futurefriend
26: Buck Wildman
27: imucche
28: Starsfan
29: neoaxd

Outcome: Hot Diggity! wins (26:05)
Note: Unfortunately we couldn't get a sponsor for the Men's title but it'll be named after the second best thing a promotor can offer!!
Note: This rumble will not count for rumble records
Note: The Game Broke and #30 Danaru did not come out

Bonus Match:

1v1 Regular Rules - SAW Underground Men's Championship 2:38:20
Hot Diggity vs Danaru
Special Stipulation: As Danaru got bugged, they face the winner of the Royale for the Title
Outcome: Hot Diggity! wins (pin) (05:20)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 14, 2024 15:30

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

SAW Underground #5 (full vod)
16th of April 2024
Note: Extra Non-canon stream
Note: Bonus stream by KungFu Grip as TheSwizzler just got back from vacation

8-man Timed Gauntlet 0:07:04
Dr Kyle Farnsworth vs Spatial Trait vs Vincent Van Goatse vs Seth Pecksniff vs Silly Burrito vs Green Toad vs heehee vs Gambit from X-Men
---
Starters: Gambit from X-Men / Spatial Trait
Vincent Van Goatse enters
Green Toad enters
spatial trait enters
spatial trait eliminates Vincent Van Goatse (pin)
heehee enters
Gambit from X-Men eliminates spatial trait (pin)
Dr. Kyle Farnsworth enters
Silly Burrito enters
heehee eliminates Seth Pecksniff (KO)
Gambit from X-Men eliminates Green Toad (KO)
Silly Burrito eliminates Gambit from X-Men (KO)
heehee eliminates Silly Burrito (KO)
Dr. Kyle Farnsworth eliminates heehee (KO)
---
Outcome: Dr. Kyle Farnsworth wins (18:55)

4 teams of 2 Tornado Elimination 0:32:36
Anderson Koopa / Brutal Gascon vs DEAR JEFFREY (ddinkins / Autisanal Cheese) vs Two Best Pals (Tawal / Machete Zombie) vs Malice and Gromit (your friend sk / FutonForensic)
---
MacheteZombie eliminates Brutal Garcon (pin)
MacheteZombie eliminates your friend sk (pin)
Tawal eliminates FutonForensic (pin)
Tawal eliminates Autisanal Cheese (pin)
MacheteZombie eliminates ddinkins (pin)
MacheteZombie eliminates Anderson Koopa (pin)
---
Outcome: Two Best Pals wins (13:38)

6-way Hell in a Cell 0:56:10
Cthulu Carl vs Second Hand Meat Mouth vs ghosthorse vs verbal enema vs W.T. Fits vs Snooze Cruise
Outomce: Cthulu Carl wins (14:28)

8-man Battle Royale 1:22:33
Fried Watermelon vs boxcarhobo vs CubicalSucrose vs FutureFriend vs Aardvark Barber vs biosterious vs Shinjobi v. wolffenstein
---
boxcarhobo eliminates Aardvark Barber
biosterous eliminates Shinjobi
biosterous eliminates FutureFriend
boxcarhobo eliminates wolffenstein
biosterous eliminates Fried Watermelon
boxcarhobo eliminates biosterous
CubicalSucrose eliminates boxcarhobo
---
Outcome: CubicalSurcrose wins (05:49)

4-way One Fall 1:42:36
Furnaceface vs Lerika vs Megamissen vs Roxy
Outcome: Furnace face wins by getting a fall on Leraika (pin) (09:37)

4v4 Faction Warfare 2:04:09
Kungfu Grip / Not Cavauro / Sting 64 / Wiggly Wayne DDS vs TheSwizzler / Crescent Wrench / Cavauro / Danaru
---
Not Cavauro eliminates Crescent Wrench (KO)
Wiggly Wayne DDS eliminates Cavauro (pin)
Not Cavauro eliminates TheSwizzler (KO)
Danaru eliminates KungFu Grip (KO)
Not Cavauro eliminates Danaru (pin)
---
Outcome: KungFu Grip / Not Cavauro / Sting 64 / Wiggly Wayne DDS wins (22:41)

1v1 Casket 2:39:45
That Dick! vs That Dick?
Outcome: That Dick! wins (casket) (11:03)

1v1 Special Guest Referee (barnold) - SAW Women's Waffle House Championship 2:55:59
baka of lathspell (c) vs Zoya
Outcome: baka of lathspell wins (pin) (05:50)

1v1 2 out of 3 Falls - SAW Men's Hotdog and a Handshake Title 3:08:05
Hot Diggity! (c) vs. aw frig aw dang it
---
0-1 (pin)
1-1 (pin)
1-2 (pin)
---
Outcome: aw frig aw dang it wins (06:00)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 18, 2024 19:26

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Season 2 Neon Premiere (full vod)
18th of April 2024

Swizzler Returns! Confrontation with KFG over Underground! 0:13:24

Neon Season 2 OP 1 0:14:03

Swizzler's European Vacation Recap 0:15:36

3-way Tables 0:19:27
Buschmaki vs ghosthorse vs Toph Bei Fong
Outcome: Buschmaki wins by getting a fall on ghosthorse (table) (04:16)

Ms. MM / Megamissen promo - Story behind the mask 0:29:26

4v4 Faction Warfare 0:32:34
TG (Maerlyn / Coward / Snooze Cruise / Leraika) vs BYOB (baka of lathspell / barnold / Papa Was A Video Toaster / Zoya)
---
Maerlyn / Papa Was A Video Toaster eliminated (double count out)
Leraika eliminates barnold (KO)
Snooze Cruise eliminates baka of lathspell (pin)
Zoya eliminates Leraika (KO)
Zoya eliminates Coward (KO)
Snooze Cruise eliminates Zoya (KO)
---
Outcome: TG wins (18:21)

Swizzler announces changes to SAW 0:55:48

3-way One Fall - SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier 0:58:50
Crescent Wrench vs Buck Wildman vs Lpzie
Outcome: Lpzie wins by getting a fall on Crescent Wrench (pin) (07:30)

6-Pack Challenge Tontine announcment 1:10:14

3 teams of 2 Tornado Tag Team - SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1 1:15:31
Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / Tawal) vs CSPAM (ram dass in hell / aw frig aw drat it) vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Outcome: Two Best Pals wins by MacheteZombie getting a fall on ddinkins (pin) (11:37)

Herzog on SAW - One More Fat Nerd 1:31:46

3-way One Fall - SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier 1:33:30
STING 64 vs Molrok vs Danaru
Outcome: STING 64 wins by getting a fall on Molrok (submission) (08:48)

Herzog on SAW - Seth Pekksniff 1:46:29

2v2 Mixed Tag Team 1:48:39
YOSPOS (wolffenstein / Radia) vs SAS (CBJSprague24 / Furnaceface)
Outcome: SAS wins (DQ) (06:41)

3 teams of 2 Tornado Tag Team - SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1 2:03:12
Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin) vs Politburo (lobster shirt / Bastard Tetris) vs gently caress WWE (Majinfoose / Shard)
Outcome: Prostars wins by Jeremor getting a fall on lobster shirt (pin) (08:39)

Shinjobi promo 2:14:55

3-way One Fall - SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier 2:17:43
Shinjobi vs Quantum of Phallus vs NienNunb
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by getting a fall on Quantum of Phallus (pin) (11:44)

5-way Ladder - :swoon:

SAW Post Your Favorite Title 2:36:50
Namtab vs Cthulu Carl vs roxy vs Megamissen vs verbal enema
Outcome: roxy wins (unlock) (02:00)
Note: No title holder

French accordion player with cat on shoulder promo 2:47:12

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Apr 23, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:53

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Season 2 Titan Premiere (full vod)
19th of April 2024

Gammon Leap episode 1 0:17:09

3-way One Fall - SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier 0:19:53
That DICK! vs Super Sweet Best Pal vs CubicalSucrose
Outcome: CubicalSurcrose wins by getting a fall on That DICK! (pin) (07:27)

FutureFriend promo 0:31:46

3v3 Faction Warfare 0:34:01
PYF (Aardvark Barber / Empty Sandwich / The Saddest Rhino) vs EPA (TheSwizzler / IGgy IGsen) / FutureFriend
---
Empty Sandwich eliminates IGgy IGsen (KO)
TheSwizzler eliminates Empty Sandwich (KO)
Aardvark Barber eliminates FutureFriend (pin)
Aardvark Barber eliminatesTheSwizzler (KO)
---
Outcome: PYF wins (16:45)

Gamers Rise Up promo 0:58:14

3 teams of 2 Tornado Tag Team - SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1 1:00:46
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik) vs Bone Boyz (Hot Diggity! / Rags to Liches) vs Death At Any Size (Bluedeanie / One More Fat Nerd)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Insetik pinning Hot Diggity! (11:52)

Skunkrocker promo 1:15:37

biosterous promo 1:17:06

3-way One Fall - SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier 1:17:23
Cavauro vs biosterous vs Skunkrocker
Outcome: Cavauro wins by getting a fall on biosterous (pin) (07:33)

Swizzler / Ohtori Akio promo - Ohtori returns 1:29:47

3 teams of 2 Tornado Tag Team - SAW Best Friends Title Tournament - Round 1 1:32:09
Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington / titty_baby_) vs Twinky and The Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / Communist Bear)
Outcome: Malice and Gromit wins by FutonForensic getting a fall on Communist Bear (submission) (12:49)

Herzog on SAW - Empty Sandwich 1:49:41

3-way One Fall - SAW World Title 6-Pack Challenge Qualifier 1:51:09
neoaxd vs KungFu Grip vs ilmucche
Outcome: neoaxd wins by getting a fall on ilmucche (pin) (09:38)

Mr. Nice! promo 2:05:42

Tornado Tag Team 2:08:08
Jersey Boys (Chad Jihad / evobatman) vs The Jellicle Army (Brutal Garcon / Anderson Koopah) vs PSP (explosivo / boxcarhobo)
Outcome: The Jellicle Army wins by Brutal Garcon getting a fall on evobatman (12:58)

Herzog on SAW - boxcarhobo 2:25:27

8-woman Gauntlet - SAW Women's World Title Gauntlet Match Qualifier 2:27:36
Subjunctive vs sb hermit vs Meowywitch vs Saoshyant vs Ohtori Akio vs W.T. Fits vs Vox Valentine vs Tenkaris
---
Starters: Tenkaris / sb hermit
sb hermit eliminates Tenkaris (pin)
Subjunctive eliminates sb hermit (pin)
Subjunctive eliminates Vox Valentine (pin)
Subjunctive eliminates W.T. Fits (pin)
Subjunctive eliminates Ohtori Akio (pin)
Subjunctive eliminates Saoshyant (pin)
Meowywitch eliminates Subjunctive (pin)
---
Outcome: Meowywitch wins (29:24)
Note: Subjunctive and Meowywitch have higher stats / better paybacks than intended

DEATHMATCH 3:01:58
1v1 Regular Rules
Mr. Nice! vs Don Cherry
Run in: IGgy IGsen distracts Mr. Nice!
Outcome: Don Cherry wins (pin) (06:02)

Taking it Father PPV reveal - Takes place at Plinkey's Palace in Las Vegas! 3:10:42

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Apr 26, 2024

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:04

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Monday Neon #2 (full vod)
22nd of April 2024

Neon Season 2 OP 1 0:16:30

4 teams of 2 Tornado Elimination 0:18:01
Dick and Balls (Dick Bastardly / Doctor Dogballs) vs CSPAM (Fried Watermelon / Buck Wildman) vs Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi) vs NURF (minidracula / Super Sweet Best Pal)
---
minidracula eliminates Doctor Dogballs (KO)
Dick Bastardy eliminates Buck Wildman (KO)
Super Sweet Best Pal eliminates Fried Watermelon (KO)
Kild eliminates minidracula (KO)
Kild eliminates Super Sweet Best Pal (KO)
Shinjobi eliminates Dick Bastardly (KO)
---
Outcome: Plumbing and Plundering wins (12:03)

Swizzler announcment - Mr. Nice! and Bone Boys / Meowywitch / Subjunctive 0:35:55

2v2 Tag Team - SAW Best Friends Title Tournament Semifinals 0:40:13
Two Best Pals (MacheteZombie / tawal) vs Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin)
Outcome: Prostars wins by Jeremor getting a fall on MacheteZombie (pin) (13:14)

TJPM promo (re-run) 0:56:53

Herzog on SAW - Bobo (re-run) 0:58:54

3-way One Fall 0:59:42
Saoshyant vs Papa Was A Video Toaster vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins by getting a fall on Saoshyant (pin) (08:12)

CubicalSucrose promo 1:12:27

2v2 Tag Team 1:15:09
faantastic / Stiev Awt vs FilthyImp / Zetsubou-san
Outcome: Zetsubou-san wins it for their team by getting a fall on faantastic (pin) (07:18)

ePa Wrestling Club promo - 666 Hataage 20th Anniversary & Yuko Miyamoto Debut 20th Anniversary Show 1:27:19

1v1 Regular Rules 1:32:12
aw frig aw dang it vs Endless Mike
Run in: ram dass in hell attacks aw frig aw dang it as they walk down the ramp / post match brawl
Outcome: aw frig aw drat it wins (pin) (05:35)

Taking it Father PPV reveal - Takes place at Plinkey's Palace in Las Vegas! (re-run) 1:39:07

TONTINE DEATHMATCH :murder:

1:40:14
1v1 Regular Rules
Lpzie vs The Hamburglar
Outcome: Lpzie wins by pin (03:15)
Note: Bought by CubicalSucrose

baka of lathspell promo 1:46:01

8-woman Gauntlet - SAW Women's World Title Gauntlet Qualifier 1:51:44
Namtab vs baka vs Megamissen vs HelloIAmYourHeart vs Furnaceface vs Snooze Cruise vs Radia vs ghosthorse
---
Starters: Radia / HelloIAmYourHeart
Radia eliminates HelloIAmYourHeart (pin)
Radia eliminates baka of lathspell (pin)
Radia eliminates Namtab (pin)
Snooze Cruise eliminates Radia (pin)
Megamissen eliminates Snooze Cruise (submission)
Furnaceface eliminates Megamissen (pin)
ghosthorse eliminate Furnaceface (pin)
---
Outcome: ghosthorse wins (32:08)
Note: Megamissen had lower stats / worse paybacks than intended

2v2 Tag Team 2:30:11
The Masonry (ilmucche and CubicalSucorse) vs Bone Boyz (IGgy IGsen and Rags to Liches)
Outcome: Bone Boyz wins by IGgy IGsen getting a fall on ilmucche (pin) (09:49)
Note: The Masonry tried to get revenge for IGgy IGsen interfering in Mr. Nice!'s DEATHMATCH

neoaxd promo 2:44:50

TONTINE DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:48:16
1v1 Regular Rules
neoaxd vs Mr. Plankton
Outcome: Mr. Plankton wins by pin
Note: Bought by KungFu Grip (05:04)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Apr 29, 2024

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:43

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Titan #2 (full vod)
25th of April 2024

Promo 0:16:05

1v1 Regular Rules 0:16:50
heehee vs Tekopo
Outcome: heehee wins (pin) (03:00)

Promo 0:22:33

Faction Warfare 0:25:36
Pro-Crab (That Dick! / STING 64 / Cavauro) vs Anti-Crab (Shard / Majinfoose / KungFu Grip)
---
STING 64 eliminates Majinfoose (KO)
STING 64 eliminates KungFu Grip (pin)
STING 64 eliminates Shard (KO)
---
Outcome: Pro-Crab wins (15:15)

Promo 0:47:19

1v1 ~~Falls Count Anywhere~~ Regular Rules 0:51:03
W.T. Fits vs Vox Valentine
Outcome: Vox Valentine wins (pin) (06:26)

Promo 1:00:05

2v2 Tag Team - SAW Best Friends Title Tournament Semifinals: 1:02:42
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Insetik getting a fall on your friend sk (pin) (11:25)

Promo 1:16:27

1v1 No DQ 1:23:08
ram dass in hell vs Bluedeanie
Run in: aw frig aw dang it uses a finisher on ram dass in hell
Outcome: Bluedeanie wins (pin) (06:39)

Promo 1:32:28

8-woman Gauntlet - SAW Women's World Championship Qualifier Gauntlet: 1:37:10
verbal enema vs barnold vs Leraika vs Buschmaki vs Cthulu Carl vs Toph Bei Fong vs Zoya vs Coward
---
Starters: Leraika / Zoya
Leraika eliminates Zoya (pin)
Leraika eliminates Zoya (pin)
Toph Bei Fong eliminates Leraika (pin)
Toph Bei Fong eliminates Buschmaki (pin)
Toph Bei Fong eliminates Coward (pin)
Toph Bei Fong eliminates verbal enema (pin)
Cthulu Carl eliminates Toph Bei Fong (pin)
---
Outcome: Cthulu Carl eliminates Toph Bei Fong (35:04)

Promo 2:15:40

1v1 Regular Rules - :swoon:

SAW Post Your Favorite Title 2:19:01
roxy (c) vs sb hermit
Outcome: roxy wins (pin) (03:51)

Promo 2:26:24

Battle Royale 2:28:17
Skunkrocker vs Stiev Awt vs One More Fat Nerd vs Starsfan vs Aardvark Barber vs FutureFriend vs Molrok vs Hot Diggity!
Special Stipulation: Winner Will Enter at #30 in the SAW Flamewar Title Rumble at Plinkey's Palace
Outcome: One More Fat Nerd wins (07:49)

Promo 2:46:24

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:49:17
1v1 Casket
Furnaceface vs Mavis Beacon
Outcome: Furnaceface wins (casket) (38:00)
Note: DEATHMATCH bought by tawal
Note: Minigame settings broke the casket

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Apr 29, 2024

# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:08

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Bonus Stream #1 (AI Sliders Test) (full vod)
28th of April 2024
Note: This stream is non-canon

20-woman Royal Rumble 0:00:00
Outcome: Leraika wins

30-man Royal Rumble 0:26:05
Outcome: minidracula wins

2v2 Mixed Tag Team 0:59:53
TheSwizzler / roxy vs That DICK! / Erin M. Fiascco
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins it for their team by getting a fall on That DICK! (submission KO)

6-man Elimination Chamber 1:18:40
NienNunb vs boxcarhobo vs Bluedeanie vs neoaxd vs Shard vs Majinfoose
Outcome: neoaxd wins

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 01:15 on May 3, 2024

# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:16

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Monday Neon #3 (full vod)
29th of April 2024

In Memory of Percy the Pidgeon 0:15:28

Neon OP 1 0:17:04

Swizzler talks about Percy 0:18:36

1v1 No DQ 0:20:32
TheSwizzler vs Aardvark Barber
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins (pin) (03:12)

Snooze Cruise talks about birds - In Memory of Ruby the Chicken 0:26:21

4v4 Faction War 0:29:16
CSPAM (Fried Watermelon / Buck Wildman / Lpzie / Bastard Tetris) vs PSP (Shard / Majinfoose / Quantum of Phallus / boxcarhobo)
---
Bastard Tetris eliminates Majinfoose (pin)
Quantum of Phallus eliminates Bastard Tetris (pin)
Fried Waterlemon eliminates boxcarhobo (pin)
Buck Wildman eliminates Quantum of Phallus (KO)
Shard eliminates Lpzie (KO)
Shard eliminates Buck Wildman (KO)
Shard eliminates Fried Watemelon (KO)
---
Outcome: PSP wins (26:40)

Commentary Tryouts - Intro / Megamissen / That DICK! 1:02:54

3-way One Fall 1:06:52
heehee vs One More Fat Nerd vs faantastic
Outcome: One More Fat Nerd wins by getting a fall on heehee (pin) (12:45)

Mr. Nice! in hell 1:23:58

2v2 Mixed Tag Team Match 1:26:20
ADTRW (Namtab / Shinjobi) vs BSS (Saoshyant / Endless Mike)
Outcome: ADRTW wins by Shinjobi getting a fall on Endless Mike (pin) (05:56)

Namtab talks about Percy 1:37:08

Silly Burrito teaser 1 - Carnage Asada is Coming 1:38:21

2v2 Tag Team Match 1:40:23
Giggle Bitches (verbal enema / Vox Valentine) vs Merry Meeple Massacre (Snooze Cruise / Leraika)
Outcome: Merry Meeple Massacre wins by Lerakia getting a fall on Vox Valentine (submission) (09:36)

Commentary Tryouts - Assistant / ddinkins / 1:53:27

1v1 2 out of 3 Falls 1:57:27
Meowywitch vs Subjunctive
Special Stipulation: Winner Enters the Triple Threat For the Women's Title at Plinkey's Palace
---
0-1 (Pin)
0-2 (Pin)
---
Outcome: Subjunctive wins (06:44)

Commentary Tryouts - Impo 2:06:46

2v2 Tag Team 2:11:20
Twinky and the Bear (Communist Bear / Starsfan) vs ram dass in hell / aw frig aw dang it
Outcome: ram dass in hell wins it for their team by getting a fall on Starsfan (pin) (06:31)

Cavauro promo 2:22:29

TONTINE DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:24:08
1v1 Special Guest Referee (NienNunb)
Cavauro vs Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Outcome: Cavauro wins (pin) (06:00)
Note: Bought by KungFu Grip

ePa Wrestling Club promo - Wheel Spin for May 2:34:44

TONTINE DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:38:33
1v1 Regular Rules
STING 64 vs Sting
Outcome: STING 64 wins (pin)
Note: Bought by CubicalSucrose (03:29)

Swizzler talks about Percy - Justice 2:44:45

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 3, 2024

# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:21

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Titan #3 (full vod)
2nd of May 2024

Promo 0:13:33

Bonus Match:
2v2 Tag Team 0:15:34
Team Vegas (heehee / Sting 64) vs Team Dallas (Shinjobi / Starsfan)
Outcome: Team Dallas wins by Shinjobi getting a fall on heehee (pin) (07:26)
Note: Panthers fan heehee was drafted to Team Vegas due to Expansion Draft

Promo 0:25:37

Promo 0:29:17

1v1 Regular Rules 0:31:01
ddinkins vs biosterous
Outcome: ddinkins wins (pin) (04:02)

Promo 0:38:04

Promo 0:42:12

4-way One Fall 0:43:07
Crescent Wrench vs titty_baby_ vs minidracula vs Dick Bastardly
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by getting a fall on minidracula (pin) (11:19)

Promo 1:00:56

1v1 Regular Rules 1:04:51
your friend sk (w/ FutonForensic) vs MacheteZombie (w/ tawal)
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins (pin) (03:31)

Promo 1:11:46

Promo 1:16:49

4v4 Tag Team 1:19:20
PYF (Empty Sandwich / The Saddest Rhino) / The Jellicle Army (Anderson Koopa / Brutal Garcon) vs Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik) / Prostars (Jeremor / Monathin)
Outcome: Hazamuth wins it for their team by getting a fall on Brutal Garcon (pin) (04:20)

Promo 1:29:00

Promo 1:34:09

4 teams of 2 Tornado Tag Match 1:35:02
Mod Squad (HelloIAmYourHeart / Erin. M Fiasco) vs Yob Squad (baka of lathspell / barnold) vs Strange Bedfellows (ghosthorse / W.T. Fits) vs TG (Maerlyn / Coward)
Outcome: Yob Squad wins by barnold getting a fall on HelloIAmYourHeart (09:25)

Promo 1:51:17

6-Man Tag 1:53:07
Bone Boyz (Rags to Liches / IGgy IGsen / Hot Diggity!) vs ADTRW (Kild / Zetsubou-san / FilthyImp)
Outcome: ADTRW wins by Kild getting a fall on Hot Diggity! (pin) (09:34)

Promo 2:08:08

1v1 Regular Rules - :swoon:

SAW Post Your Favorite Title 2:10:00
roxy (c) vs Namtab
Outcome: roxy wins (pin) (09:18)

Promo 2:24:01

1v1 Kendo 2:26:15
Megamissen vs Ohtori Akio
Special Stipulation: If Megamissen wins Ohtori Akio has to watch Tamako Market + Tamako Love Story and post a review on the forums,
if Ohtori Akio wins Megamissen has to watch Revolutionary Girl Utena and post a review on the forums.
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins (pin) (02:45)

Promo 2:31:39

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:37:26
Meowywitch vs Astar
Outcome: Astar wins (pin) (03:42)
Note: Bought by Tawal

Promo 2:43:41

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 14:37 on May 3, 2024

# ? May 2, 2024 18:19

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 9, 2024 00:46

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Monday Neon #4 (full vod)
6th of May 2025

Intro 0:15:24

Bonus Match:
DEATHMATCH :murder:

0:16:57
1v1 Casket
STING 64 vs Starsfan
Special Stipulation: If Starsfan wins he gets STING 64's tontine slot
Outcome: STING 64 wins (casket) (20:43)
Note: STING 64 challenged Starsfan because his hockey team got eliminated by Starsfan's hockey team

Promo 0:41:01

4-way One Fall 0:44:52
Wiggly Wayne DDS vs Super Sweet Best Pal vs FutureFriend
Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal wins by getting a fall on Wiggly Wayne DDS (pin) (07:14)

Promo 0:56:28

2v2 Tag Team 0:57:27
PSP (Skunkrocker / NienNunb) vs YOSPOS (Molrok / wolffenstein)
Outcome: YOSPOS wins by wolffenstein getting a fall on Skunkrocker (pin) (05:12)

Promo 1:07:53

3-way Table Match 1:09:57
Tenkaris vs Radia vs Cthulu Carl
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by getting a fall on Radia (table) (04:45)

Promo 1:22:00

8-man Battle Royale 1:23:18
DarkSol vs Beefed Owl vs ilmucche vs Dick Bastardly vs Danaru vs biosterous vs Kild vs faantastic
Special Stipulation: First two eliminated go into the Flamewar Title Rumble at #1 and #2, winner enters at #29
---
Dick Bastardly eliminates ilmucche
faantastic eliminates Danaru
Dick Bastardly eliminates biosterous
Beefed Owl eliminates faantastic
Dick Bastardly eliminates Kild
Dick Bastardly eliminates DarkSol
Dick Bastardly eliminates Beefed Owl
---
Outcome: Dick Bastardly wins (07:06)

Promo 1:40:19

3v3 Tag Team 1:42:02
SAS (Monathin / CBJSprague24) / Cavauro vs CSPAM (The Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington / titty_baby_) / Buck Wildman)
Outcome: CBJSprague24 wins it for their team by getting a fall on Buck Wildman (pin) (12:32)

Promo 2:01:21

2v2 Tag Team 2:03:57
Jersey Boys (evobatman / The Chad Jihad) vs Politburo (Bastard Tetris / lobster shirt)
Outcome: Jersey Boys win by The Chad Jihad getting a fall on lobster shirt (05:32)

Promo 2:12:06

TONTINE DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:14:20
Shinjobi vs Shigeru Miyamoto
Outcome: Shinjobi wins (pin) (02:48)
Note: Bought by CubicalSucrose

Promo 2:19:39

TONTINE DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:21:20
1v1 Regular Rules
CubicalSucrose vs Wilford Brimley
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins (pin) (04:40)
Note: Bought by Megamissen

Promo 2:28:51

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:31:50
1v1 Regular Rules
tawal vs F.A.N.G.
Outcome: Tawal wins (07:03)
Note: Bought by TheSwizzler

Promo 2:41:21

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:27 on May 7, 2024

# ? May 6, 2024 21:11

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > The Enclosed Pool Area > SAW Season 2 Wikithread - (under construction, also do not post in here)