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Edgar posted:You should start a golf cart or mobility scooter gang with the other greys. 
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Grey Cat protested my children's book readings at a local library
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Mar 6, 2024 23:47
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I think it makes you look like a wise librarian personally OP
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Mar 6, 2024 23:50
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I heard Grey Cat has been swindling the bingo games for weeks!
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:nickname suggestion: Medusa But The Snakes Are Grey William Henry Hairytaint posted:Grandalf the Grey William Henry Hairytaint posted:The Silver Menace   Okay, but the silver menace is actually pretty good.
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Mar 6, 2024 23:53
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Smugworth posted:Grey Cat protested my children's book readings at a local library did this really happen? why is grey cat mean & bad?
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"I'm totally going to smoke weed with the hobbits"
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Worf posted:did this really happen? I'm not! I won't stand for this "grey cat uses slurs and hates children" slander! I also won't stand because my hip is hurting. Froghammer posted:"I'm totally going to smoke weed with the hobbits" Fool of a toke!
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Grey Cat gets angry that her grandkids don't call but she doesn't even have grandkids and I think she just tells at random children who pass by to process the fury at those nonexistent descendants.
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syntaxfunction posted:nonexistent descendants. are u a descendant or a descendaint
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Mar 7, 2024 00:01
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50 shades of grey cat
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I heard Grey Cat was at the J6 riots
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numberoneposter posted:50 shades of grey cat From #7d7d7d all the way to #ffffff 
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grey cat jumps up on the counter and knocks things to the floor wantonly
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Smugworth posted:I heard Grey Cat was at the J6 riots A second J6 grandma has hit the Capitol!
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Smugworth posted:I heard Grey Cat was at the J6 riots Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how I place pipe bombs along the sidewalk? 
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Grey hairs are no big deal, I've had them since high school. You should only start to worry when your ear hairs start to multiply exponentially and make it look like bread mold is growing out of your brain: 
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Grey Cat posted:That's right, I, Grey Cat, have grey hairs now. That means I'm officially old. My life as a young person is over so just cart me off to the old folks home already. """a"""
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Mar 7, 2024 00:52
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Lotta weirdos spelling the word "gray" as "grey" itt
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...! posted:Lotta weirdos spelling the word "gray" as "grey" itt Græy
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Mar 7, 2024 00:58
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Old AF fr fr
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Literally A Person posted:Old AF fr fr OAF
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some approach geezerhood in fear, timidly, and with prejudice. don't it is a glorious time because you can ignore stupid poo poo with impunity and tell people what you really think, even if they don't want to hear it. *especially* if they don't want to hear it. if somebody tries to engage you in some stupid conversation, you simply wave your AARP card and say "piss off, cheese dick, i ain't wanna hear your bullshit"
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dee eight posted:some approach geezerhood in fear, timidly, and with prejudice. I'm not afraid of getting old honestly. I have many decades left anyways so I got plenty of time. I can't wait to have the confidence of an 80yo though. "So what my pants hang below my rear end cheeks and are on backwards. I REMEMBER 9/11!" "Okay grandma take your pills."
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Yeah I still remember the moment I first realized I'm ancient: when I spoke to adults who weren't even born yet when 9/11 happened. Adults! I was in college when 9/11 happened 
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Grey Cat posted:I'm not afraid of getting old honestly. I have many decades left anyways so I got plenty of time. "back in my day, we didn't have your fancy holograms and working VR, we had a videogame console that was the third of its line and called itself the Xbox One!" "grampa, you're scaring the children"
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Rags to Liches posted:"back in my day, we didn't have your fancy holograms and working VR, we had a videogame console that was the third of its line and called itself the Xbox One!" Back in my day our Nintendos had 64 or less bits. Change is bad! 
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Mar 7, 2024 01:46
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Fewer. I might be old but I remember my grammar. 
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Worf posted:Dang this forum is old
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...! posted:Fewer. Excuse you but I'm old and don't care.
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I saw Grey Cat at a Luby's and she was berating the server that refills drinks because her food had too much seasoning and the pepper cream gravy was too spicy
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Smugworth posted:I saw Grey Cat at a Luby's and she was berating the server that refills drinks because her food had too much seasoning and the pepper cream gravy was too spicy
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Mar 7, 2024 02:09
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She tipped the server by writing "CHURCH DONATION $5 GOD BLESS" on the tip line
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Mar 7, 2024 02:25
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Going grey means you no longer have to worry about getting pregnant, so go nuts.
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Going be rocking that sweet seniors discount like a bourgeoisie fat (grey) cat.
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Goddamn how old do people think I am? Ive got another 50 or 60 years. 70 if people can handle 100 something years of poo poo posting.
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Mar 7, 2024 02:38
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Grey Cat posted:Back in my day our Nintendos had 64 or less bits. Change is bad! And you try to tell that to these young'ns of today and they think you're crazy!
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Mar 7, 2024 02:41
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Grey Cat posted:Goddamn how old do people think I am? Ive got another 50 or 60 years. 70 if people can handle 100 something years of poo poo posting.
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mystes posted:Sorry, once you have a gray hair you have to check yourself into a retirement home. Just give me a good jigsaw and a window I'll live it up.
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how old are you irl grey cat? i started getting some white hairs when i was 34-35 i think. I would pull them out because gently caress that poo poo. I'm 44 now and occasionally still pull them out but not as much. I have a bunch of white hairs and while they're noticeable I'm not going to be mistaken for a senior citizen any time soon.
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