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American Fraud Conference East
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Mar 7, 2024 13:31
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Josh Allen, you are the only hope for an AFC East playoff win next January
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Mar 7, 2024 13:33
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he can't even take responsibility for helping his girlfriend get out of the car, can't rely on him for anythign smh smh
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Mar 7, 2024 13:39
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Paracausal posted:Von "spousal blitz" Miller took a pay cut
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Mar 7, 2024 13:49
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Mar 7, 2024 13:53
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I'm surprised that there is a new AFC East thread. I'm scared of the draft this year. I'm used to waiting all night only to have the Patriots trade their first rounder away. It's going to be weird knowing what their plans are early in the evening.
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Mar 7, 2024 14:08
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Just re-read the tweet and he says "holy forking shirtballs" twice.
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Mar 7, 2024 14:28
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Time is a flat circle.
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Mar 7, 2024 14:38
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Nodoze posted:It's 2024 now, all of these teams are bad You could say they’re all cheeks 
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Mar 7, 2024 14:52
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Holy poo poo a new thread.
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Mar 7, 2024 14:52
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This might be an all-time great year for this thread. The Bills and Dolphins are gutting their defenses to get under the cap (and the Dolphins are about to give Tua $50 million/year). The Jets are a clown show on offense led by a 40 year old anti-vaxxer coming off a popped achilles tendon. And the Patriots have almost no talent on their entire roster and are entering the offseason with no GM in place. God bless the AFC East.
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Mar 7, 2024 14:56
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The Athletic has a few QB predictions out. -Vikings get both Sam Darnold and Zach Wilson -Brissett chooses the Patriots starting opportunity over the Jets. -Jets sign Gardner Minshew to back up Aaron Rodgers.
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Mar 7, 2024 14:57
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Getting in on the ground floor of this thread that I’ll probably never post in again to say Tom Brady rules. 
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Mar 7, 2024 14:59
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Professor Funk posted:This might be an all-time great year for this thread. The Bills and Dolphins are gutting their defenses to get under the cap (and the Dolphins are about to give Tua $50 million/year). The Jets are a clown show on offense led by a 40 year old anti-vaxxer coming off a popped achilles tendon. And the Patriots have almost no talent on their entire roster and are entering the offseason with no GM in place. God bless the AFC East. You really are never going to beat rodgers playing 4 plays. Diva Cupcake posted:The Athletic has a few QB predictions out. I would donate 10 dollars to a thread funded Minshew Jets jersey for syzpid. mcmagic fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Mar 7, 2024 |
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Mar 7, 2024 14:59
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https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1765729948852006954 $2.5m for the Titty Kisser (I'm guessing he won't play enough for the incentives)
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Pablo Bluth posted:https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1765729948852006954 Anyway, I’m still shocked they cut Morse in tandem with trading Ryan Bates away for a 5th, but I’m glad they’re being proactive about creating cap space and not being sentimental idiots. It just sucks this is happening because we gave Von Miller a gazillion dollars for him to get hurt and suck poo poo after, what? 6-8 games?
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Mar 7, 2024 15:54
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Hey, he sure was great before being sacrificed to the turf god midseason!
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Mar 7, 2024 16:23
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765759123423965266 Joe Douglas is a fat incompetent loser.
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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765759123423965266 edit: Yes I understand he would be an upgrade for the Jets and they could have afforded a 5th for him (to outbid the Jags) but its not some world beating move. \/\/\/\/ hell yeah brother AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Mar 7, 2024 |
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Mar 7, 2024 16:34
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:This agent speak. They traded what, a 6th for him? And he was ok. Feels like thats an overpay for a guy the Vikings gave up for a ham sandwich and a stale bag of chips. They traded a 6th and are paying decent money for like the 20th best starting guard in the NFL whereas the Jets spent both money and draft picks to try to fix guard and have jack poo poo to show for it. (because their GM is a fat incompetent loser.)
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Mar 7, 2024 16:47
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20th best guard is really top 10 of every team needs 2
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TheBizzness posted:20th best guard is really top 10 of every team needs 2 It doesn't matter. He could be top 40 or 50 and my point is still valid. He's a solid starter.
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Mar 7, 2024 17:53
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Nothing matters mcmagic.
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Kurgarra Queen posted:If he does, Josh is dead and we win, like, 7 games tops.
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Mar 7, 2024 18:07
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Pablo Bluth posted:VM's salary made it worse but I think a lot of it was still coming; a lot of aging players from the early years of the current regime who's salary was creeping up while their performances were starting to decline.
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Mar 7, 2024 18:15
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https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/von-miller-can-get-back-to-17-5-million-with-10-5-sacks Incentives are based on how much he manages to sack instead of suck. Pablo Bluth fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Mar 7, 2024 |
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Mar 7, 2024 18:22
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Bills making a lot of moves to pay Gabe Davis 20 a year
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Professor Funk posted:This might be an all-time great year for this thread. The Bills and Dolphins are gutting their defenses to get under the cap (and the Dolphins are about to give Tua $50 million/year). The Jets are a clown show on offense led by a 40 year old anti-vaxxer coming off a popped achilles tendon. And the Patriots have almost no talent on their entire roster and are entering the offseason with no GM in place. God bless the AFC East. Hey I will have you know the defense is pretty OK  Maybe we can get a full season of Christian Gonzalez and Judon this yearBismack Billabongo posted:Getting in on the ground floor of this thread that I’ll probably never post in again to say Tom Brady rules.  fartknocker posted:gently caress the Patriots 
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Metapod posted:Bills making a lot of moves to pay Gabe Davis 20 a year Nice try, but I’m not ending up on cnn this offseason
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It sucks to lose the names but outside of Morse everyone was either toast or pretty expendable. We’ll have to see what the plan is
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fsif posted:Morse was a big one, though, and they also got rid of Ryan Bates for some reason??
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The plan is to move McGovern to center
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fsif posted:Just re-read the tweet and he says "holy forking shirtballs" twice.
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Another TE for the dolphins to never use
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