Auspol 2024 Mark 2: You stupid white bastards

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Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

bucky we need less mooring places for super yachts not more

also weird, perth also has a place called garden island also used by the navy

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 05:32

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 09:59

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

hooman posted:

I don't think we need an entire island to build a guillotine.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 13:00

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Ok so you guys don't want hundreds of millions of virtually free extra dollars per year by just letting boats tie up here. We'll just keep using it to store massive and almost entirely pointless navy boats. Even the 5 storey carpark there underneath Embarkation Park alone would be worth billions.

We could just close a few tax loopholes and implement a wealth tax

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 08:54

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Another guy came up to say bye to his mate. Turns out the guy I�d been talking to was the founder of the whole party, and this guy was the was the treasurer and the de facto president or something. He mentioned this candidate they were thinking of running in the Victorian senate who was going to be �controversial�. He pointed to me and asked his mate �can we trust this guy� and his mate was like �lol no he's a communist�, but I said who gives a poo poo it�s all going happen one way or another, why is your guy controversial, you mean like culture-war stuff?
�Nah, he�s just been in jail�
�Oh, ok�.
"That's not the problem though, we don't care about drug dealers, it's all the other poo poo he's done."
"... Ah."

way to bury the lead, this is actually interesting

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 07:38

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

I checked my mail for the first time this week and quite frankly it repulses me to admit the lnps election poo poo for the bcc council elections was very engaging as a deadshit with addiction issues

hrm ok that is a pretty funny picture of jono but so far its just standard conflating labor and greens poo poo.

wait wait wait hold on my lizard brain is kicking in i know what to do here. I was born for this

gently caress I was really hoping for 3 "defund the police" gently caress this

I think if I have any critiques its that they should have given each card a 3 of whatever boogeyman they think will play best with the electorate so you feel like you've won something

Also it shows a surprising amount of conceptual intelligence that whoever designed this thought to have "LABOR" just be unable to be scratched off no matter what. I mean I haven't paid much attention to polling but I legitimately thought maybe labor had a chance of unseating schrinner as mayor given how long LNP have held the office for with no major policy wins to brag about but tbh this feels like insanely good marketing to swing voters

oh no higher pet rego

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 17:09

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

I still mix up electric wiggles and bucky because they briefly shared the same AV

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 09:44

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

i hope the olympics dies

and we can get a new non-corrupt (lol) global sporting contest

# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 12:35

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

i've noticed a bunch of stuff at coles that had crept up a dollar or two has now gone back to pre-covid prices so i think they may be making GBS threads themselves a little bit

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 10:08

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Check the size/weight of the packages. Almost certainly shrinkflation

streets cyclones, 8 pack, same size, they were $8 pre covid then crept up to $9 now are ~mysteriously~ back to $8

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 10:37

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

why are zooper doopers so loving difficult to open?

no joke use a meat cleaver on a cutting board

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 14:45

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

the local town that was fighting to make the adani coal mine happen is now having adani fight to not employ anyone from that town and instead do 100% fifo

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 04:55

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

hooman posted:

Adani must have missed the punctuation.

All local jobs?
no. FIFO!

the law says towns closer than 125km make 100% fifo illegal, this town is like 160km away and yet still was campaigning for the mine to open.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 06:13

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

make sure you get the right products because from memory a few aldi ones are also the worst

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 09:20

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

that is an extremely (well) hung parliament

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 04:13

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

i'm impressed how you managed to fit so many images into audio format

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 12:19

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

bike paths are about the right size for electric golf carts if you wanna transport stuff bigger than a bicycle can handle.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 10:33

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/mar/31/bruce-lehrmann-defamation-trial-network-ten-asks-to-re-open-its-defence-citing-fresh-evidence

hahaha wuh woh

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 08:08

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Jesus 60% is dire, I make award wage and pay 40 % in rent and I still have grand of savings, surely a good chunk of that are people doing ok just leveraged to poo poo with illiquid assets?

[anakin/padme meme]

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 09:20

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

today i learned the AFL itself gets a cut of all bets made on its games

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 16:17

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Please dont enourage that, we got enough problems with half assed badly thought out bike infra as it is.

more like dont encourage bucky to do that he already went to court for political stuff

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 08:28

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Kochie killed someone?

he hunts them for sport

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 09:10

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

this is another defamation own goal for seven + some dickhead

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 09:49

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

the bohr model of the atom is out of date but still useful for teaching chemistry

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 06:40

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Or if, perhaps, as was originally implied, you are holding a bong.

Still, differences aside, atoms 100% absolutely consist of tiny things orbiting a much bigger thing with a shitload of empty space between them. Which can also be said of a solar system.

Why, they�re fine apparently

bucky did you know its possible there is actually only one electron in all of existence?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 11:25

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

judgement verdict will be on monday

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 07:35

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

�Sign here�: high court finds no requirement for minister to read submissions on visa decisions

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/apr/10/alex-hawke-andrew-giles-visa-cancellation-case-details

# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 03:19

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

is dutton at embattled yet

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 13:23

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

gay picnic defence posted:

Are the ABS usually pricks to deal with? I've had to deal with them at work this week and they've been loving rude about some surveys they want done. It's not like I'm sitting around twiddling my thumbs waiting for a survey to do, but some fuckwit kept talking over the top of me about how if I didn't complete this poo poo we'd be breaking the Census Act and the Statistician General or someone would write a letter demanding the info.

sorry mate ive gone camping

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 11:54

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

real talk is sevenwest media going to go bankrupt from all these defamation cases they keep losing

# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 15:40

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

when is the toowoomba case

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 05:50

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Recoome posted:

shame JBP can�t negatively gear themselves out of being a bad poster

Just Bad Posts

# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 09:13

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

its the new seppo mod like horse guy

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 08:58

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Comstar posted:

google cloud bug.

my bet is on didnt pay their bill

because gcp will cut you off when ur 1 second late

# ¿ May 8, 2024 14:38

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 09:59

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

yeah you dont gotta care if the weather is coming from the actual bom anyone calling themselves bom and sending data from what looks like them will do

(non poo poo post https isnt just secure data transmission its also identity verification)

# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:32

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