Doctor Spaceman posted:

Chicken Parmigiana posted:

As soon as I saw this, I knew he was close to the edge:



"Don't even care!" [edits post to make sure it's absolutely clear how little he cares]

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Same poo poo

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/EnjoyerPang/status/1766682613287432558

Animal Friend posted:

Konomex posted:

and spread police all over

Bucky Fullminster posted:

That's a fantastic explanation and now it makes quite a lot more sense, cheers.

We can, nay must, do both.

It's already built! They dock literal aircraft carriers there at the moment.

I'm afraid I have bad news about Potts Point.

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Well in honour of the new thread here’s a few on the shortlist for ya:

Garden Island

Literally some of the most prime real estate in the world, so kick the navy out and create an arts & culture precinct and super-yacht mooring facility.



Waste

State takes the whole thing over. No more relying on business and councils to work out a cost-positive way of doing it right. Build a big gently caress-off MRF/ recycling / organics processing facility at Eastern Creek (between the drag way and the M7). Capture all commercial and residential food waste. And a giant warehouse for council collection stuff that gets sorted into grades of usefulness and salvagability.

Eliminate disposable packaging at dine-in fast food.

X sports centre

Competition-grade skate park, big air, etc. Just next to the Wanderers football park seems like a good location.

Leppington Cargo

Already discussed, but bears repeating - move the freight depot south a few miles and extend the train line a few hundred meters and we can take a shitload of trucks off the road.



(move big red circle to little red circle)

Sydney Games

Kind of like a modern corroboree. Centennial park is a massively underused resource, so for one weekend a year, have a massive tournament. Most of the major sports. Split the city up into 32 regions to make the table easy, have primary / secondary / open divisions. And while we're at it, an Australian Games at Homebush as well.

Somewhat related, one major difference I noticed between Sydney and Melbourne, is sport. Most sports fields in Sydney are empty. Seriously. But the few nights I've spent riding around Melbourne, they're packed, with people playing relatively high grades.

Schools

Lunch provided. I am so loving sick of all the kids' nutrition relying on millions of parents having to do it individually.
Kitchen Garden in every campus, competition for best produce
More partnerships with retirement homes
Make Science Fairs more of a Thing

Aquatic Recreation

Harbour baths. Few of these things scattered around the bays would be alright:



And for those not by the harbour, an olympic-sized natural public pool at Prospect. But you can only get there by active transport. And speaking of prospect, whack in a zipline from the lookout down towards the filtration plant.



And a communal outdoor fireplace in each suburb.

Konomex posted:

If we don't let them block roads in protest, they're going to start bombing poo poo.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

why are zooper doopers so loving difficult to open?

CATTASTIC posted:

noice

JBP posted:

I think the electorate might be a bit racist

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Good news for anyone who thought the disinformation article was too long to read and suggested an audio version, it’s now in podcast form. This episode skips the ancient history stuff and gets right into who started pizzagate etc.

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-dirt-unit/id1701913743?i=1000649956511

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Please dont enourage that, we got enough problems with half assed badly thought out bike infra as it is.

Nam Taf posted:

Legit considering getting the mug made as a gently caress you to the ABS for not letting me have that mug for reals

JBP posted:

Thank you, learned colleague.

JBP posted:

Wtf is Federation university lol