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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
what the gently caress are emojis? why are there so many? i swear there are more than a million available. it's become a freaking chore picking one that fits whatever context is required, and people will think you're weird if you don't use them lol

back in my day we did fine with:
:-)
:-D
:-(

and perhaps maybe if feeling a bit adventurous... ;-)

sigh, simpler times!

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Everyone seems to be ticking and tocking, I can't make heads or tails of it.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Emojis are basically traditional Chinese, where every character is a word. Once we get about 60,000 more we can replace letter-based text with emoji in most communication

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Are you supposed to eat the rear end raw or do you cook it first?

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

redshirt posted:

Everyone seems to be ticking and tocking, I can't make heads or tails of it.

the kids are eating clocks now. what a world.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Management posted:

Are you supposed to eat the rear end raw or do you cook it first?

Are folks literally chewing on buttocks??

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I saw a kid say "It's giving!" and I was excited to learn they actually do say that. She was talking about oranges. The oranges were giving.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Pokemon. I was too old when they hit big. It just seems to be people enslaving small creatures and making them fight, which is fuckin heinous lol

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Crocheting / knitting is apparently pretty popular with middle schoolers? Like I'm not mad at it, just seems weird thats what's taking off. It's a pretty cheap and easy way to make cute stuff I guess.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
ankle socks

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

bitch, we invented emojis :dogout:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sometimes it seems that 'no cap' is a good thing and sometimes not

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Thank you.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I hate backwards emojis ):<

Yes I'm talking to you nooner

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

I hate backwards emojis ):<

Yes I'm talking to you nooner

some sinister poo poo :dogstare:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I have no idea how to find new music, and I've given up trying.

DeepThought
Feb 19, 2005
Cthulhu Light
reaction faces
vertical videos

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Music that is nothing more than autotuned mumbling on top of a drum machine beat with most of the emphasis on the hi-hat. Always a slow tempo, always the same tk tk tk tk tk-tk-tk tk tk pattern. Always autotuned mumbling. Blasting from every goddamn gen Z car and phone.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Mozi posted:

sometimes it seems that 'no cap' is a good thing and sometimes not

Bad when it's snowing, good when you just got your hairs cut

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

No shot is a weird one. At first I thought it was just a YouTube friendly version of no poo poo but it's more like no way.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
why everything has to suck now

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I don't know what hitting the griddy is or 90% of zoomer slang. I'm also incredibly lazy and don't put in the effort to learn.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

thank goodness im young enough to not be confused by the poo poo old people are i guess

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Worf posted:

thank goodness im young enough to not be confused by the poo poo old people are i guess

this. mid 30s is not old enough to pretend to be an old person. come on goons

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

if youre like 50 or something you get a pass

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Goon slang blindness strikes again

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

satanic splash-back posted:

Goon slang blindness strikes again

yea its kinda embarrassing ngl, considering this is (presumably?) coming from the generation of people that acronymized entire sentences as shorthand lmao

if youre like 32 and struggle to communicate with a 25 year old this is probably on u

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Goons get all rizzed up over nothing

Vakal
May 11, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the worst is when my generation or older gatekeeps the younger generations slang. i'm gonna say cringe and sus cause theyre funny. its not my fault our generation stopped coining fun vernacular. fr

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I was like why is everyone freaking out about Sydney Sweeney she’s conventionally attractive and then she took her boobs out and I was like oh this is America going simple over boobs which is something I do relate to.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I was like why is everyone freaking out about Sydney Sweeney she’s conventionally attractive and then she took her boobs out and I was like oh this is America going simple over boobs which is something I do relate to.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

*someone who inexplicably still watches snl*

boobs are freaking BACK baby!!!

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

redshirt posted:

I have no idea how to find new music, and I've given up trying.

Just go to Bandcamp or something, find a genre you enjoy and fall down a rabbit hole. There is so much cool new music out there you're doing yourself a disservice by getting stuck in your tastes.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

Just go to Bandcamp or something, find a genre you enjoy and fall down a rabbit hole. There is so much cool new music out there you're doing yourself a disservice by getting stuck in your tastes.

Just go to this website I've never heard of or something

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

Just go to this website I've never heard of or something

lol cmon bro

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

this. mid 30s is not old enough to pretend to be an old person. come on goons

ankle socks??

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
think young, stay young, AARP can suck my balls

*paints a meme on the cave wall with my own feces*

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

dee eight posted:

think young, stay young, AARP can suck my balls

*paints a meme on the cave wall with my own feces*

whats your fee to paint one with my feces

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Worf posted:

yea its kinda embarrassing ngl, considering this is (presumably?) coming from the generation of people that acronymized entire sentences as shorthand lmao

if youre like 32 and struggle to communicate with a 25 year old this is probably on u

I did admit I was lazy, but also nobody told me what a griddy is yet.

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