shit you're too old to understand

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

think young, stay young, AARP can suck my balls

*paints a meme on the cave wall with my own feces*

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Grey Cat posted:

Accurate. The older I get the less I understand what the hell went wrong for some old people to be the way they are lol. At least I understand that there will always be new slang and styles and games, but I don't understand being a crotchety rear end in a top hat.

you are on the path to wisdom

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 22:29

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Spagghentleman posted:

I wonder if anyone�s ever shoved one of these things up their rear end like those weirdos who did the alcohol enemas.

internet rule 34(b): if it is some kind of drug, somebody has stuck it up there

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 02:49

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

it's a subsection of rule 34 that's what the (b) signifies

34(c) says "do you even have to ask anymore?"

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 02:53

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

The Grimace posted:

Watches are always too uncomfortable. Tight or loose, I just can't stand feeling them on my wrist and it activates some kind of irritation complex in me that doesn't go away until they're offa me.

watches are handcuffs that chain you to schedules and routine and "being on time"

i'll never wear a watch

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 22:32