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Vegetable posted:And also the seat would wriggle from side to side regardless of how securely I installed it. Apparently this is a common problem with no fix, even for the more expensive models. I’m going to assume this is easily fixed with a lock washer
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:All anyone needs: I have Tushy’s version of this and while it doesn’t really compare to a real bidet it’s absolutely better than nothing and great for hotel stays.
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credburn posted:I shower after every bowel movement and knowing there are people walking around who have no bidet and don't shower after bowel movements makes me want to not be a part of society at all. Do you not poop at work?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Do you not poop at work? The last job I worked was a 7-Eleven that was open 24 hours a day and had no locking mechanism. There was no bathroom breaks until you were ten hours into your shift and finally had another employee to look after things for you. edit: but anyway, the single bathroom we had was usually occupied by a homeless person who needed somewhere to be to be sick / not freeze to death. It wasn't really used for normal bathroom functions.
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credburn posted:I shower after every bowel movement and knowing there are people walking around who have no bidet and don't shower after bowel movements makes me want to not be a part of society at all. Whenever someone says this I stop a moment to ponder how gnarly their shits must be. One of life's mysteries, along with how anyone spends long enough on the turlet to read a book or play handheld videogames.
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R.L. Stine posted:as soon as this thread was posted an alarm went off on 3o's touchscreen flower vase Lol
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The Moon Monster posted:Whenever someone says this I stop a moment to ponder how gnarly their shits must be. One of life's mysteries, along with how anyone spends long enough on the turlet to read a book or play handheld videogames. Don't need a gnarly poo poo it still cuts your wiping down to one wipe  As for sitting on the turlet to read a book or play a game, it's only my business why I like doing it on the turlet.
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Grey Cat posted:Don't need a gnarly poo poo it still cuts your wiping down to one wipe I guess one wipe + shower seems like more work than two wipes to me.
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i use a garden hose, the ol' fashioned bidet i don't want to use a fancy smart bidet that gives all my rear end information to the government
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Mar 8, 2024 22:20
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I use nature's bidet, the ocean.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i use a garden hose, the ol' fashioned bidet This post has been flagged by the rear end police. If you didn't have anything to hide then why wouldn't you give your rear end information to the government?
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lol “if any poo residue remains after defecation then it is your inferior poo poo that is to blame!”
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redshirt posted:I use nature's bidet, the ocean. Love to swim in public pools where the poo poo detritus clinging to the rear end hair of hundreds melts into the water and caresses my face while I do the backstroke
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Mar 8, 2024 23:03
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combine a smart bidet with a big dick toilet 
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The Moon Monster posted:I guess one wipe + shower seems like more work than two wipes to me. gross dude, you're gross
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:All anyone needs: “Hey, what’s that in your backpack?” “Oh, it’s nothing. Just my BUTT BUDDY 
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“… oh, ‘cuz I took a drink from it earlier thinking it was one of those boxing-style squirt water bottles.”
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You Are A Werewolf posted:“… oh, ‘cuz I took a drink from it earlier thinking it was one of those boxing-style squirt water bottles.” 
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I remember one time when I was real little, my dog walked into the river and took a poo poo, and I was so mad. I felt he had ruined the entire river for everybody.
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credburn posted:I remember one time when I was real little, my dog walked into the river and took a poo poo, and I was so mad. I felt he had ruined the entire river for everybody. Smart dog
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I’m shocked at the amount of particles my $30 bidet attachment removes, that would have all been wiped previously like why are buttholes so badly designed and gross in the first place
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Grey Cat posted:Alright so it's come to my attention that there are some pretty fancy bidets. And for 650 dollars I can't afford NOT to be sitting on one of these. dont you dare denigrate the bidet
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If the seat gets red hot like that when heating it could be dangerous.
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like buttholes are a bad design but I do love em.
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Buce posted:dont you dare denigrate the bidet I'm not, bidets are awesome as stated regularly
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Grey Cat posted:I'm not, bidets are awesome as stated regularly good, good. we can still be friends
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Love to swim in public pools where the poo poo detritus clinging to the rear end hair of hundreds melts into the water and caresses my face while I do the backstroke you have been coated in other peoples poo poo particulates ur whole life and it has done you no harm, embrace the poo poo patina, the shatina
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Three Olives posted:On the subject of Smart Bathrooms, does anyone have one of these systems? Worth it. I've been bicycling instead of driving for almost a decade and decided to treat myself to a lifestyle upgrade for the money I'd saved. It cost a lot to install and I customized the hell out of it, deleted the bullshit cloud app poo poo that it came with and rewired all the controls into a cloud-free raspberry pi controlled touch screen, but every shower experience is now magical. The temperature is always right. The compressor boosted water pressure through oscillating nozzles? So good it should not be legal. I especially love the ultrasonic misters and the overhead soft rainfall array creating a convincing simulation of being caught in a warm tropical monsoon jungle deluge. Only do it if you reliably have "soft" water without hard minerals like calcium that will clog up all the nozzles and kill the ludicrous thing after a few years. It's addictive though. I never again want to live in a house without such a system. I'm planning a move to semi-retire in Ireland and had almost signed a deal for a house in Galway when I found out it was in one of the "hard water" parts of the country. So I backed out of that and instead I'm now looking at a property near Killarney which is on the other side of a geological boundary line with soft well water. (And I can't wait to tell my friends I live on Dingle peninsula)
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my bidet is among the most sophisticated technologies in my hoouse
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Sometimes I think it'd be really cool to have one of those TOTO washlets, but then I look at the prices and go 
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A few 20cm lengths of braided tubing, a t-connection, and a $30 universal bidet and my brown-eye is sparkling clean. No more embarassing accidents at in the locker room OR the boardroom.
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itry posted:Sometimes I think it'd be really cool to have one of those TOTO washlets, but then I look at the prices and go you should buy one -- probably the most sound investment of your life
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my rear end hungers
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Buce posted:you should buy one -- probably the most sound investment of your life I'm definitely warming up to the idea.
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Seeing a lot of butthole talk in this thread but no ladies chiming in on the front clean feature
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The Management posted:Seeing a lot of butthole talk in this thread but no ladies chiming in on the front clean feature My wife says the angle isn’t never right and doesn’t use it. She also says the same thing about my dilz! WOW! *tugs collar, adjusts tie*
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I have a smaller bidet in the front of the bowl I use to get all the piss off my dick when I'm done peeing. Spraying the front and back bidets at the same time is close to godliness.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My wife says the angle isn’t never right and doesn’t use it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI
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TOTO - How It Works posted:Front Cleanse BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*tugs collar, adjusts tie*
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