|
The Management posted:Seeing a lot of butthole talk in this thread but no ladies chiming in on the front clean feature Buttholes are inherently funnier than vaginas so goons gravitate toward butthole chat.
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 15:24
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 5, 2024 14:42 |
|
|
hosed up how big toilet paper has got us all to build houses with only a shitter and not a sprayer by default
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 15:25
|
|
|
Grey Cat posted:Buttholes are inherently funnier than vaginas so goons gravitate toward butthole chat. Kirk Johnson is an esteemed honorary doctoral alumnus of these forums, it's only natural
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 15:31
|
|
|
Honestly unfair that there’s no dick wash feature
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 20:11
|
|
|
The Management posted:Honestly unfair that there’s no dick wash feature Just angle your penis toward the nozzle and blast it with preheated water.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 20:24
|
|
|
It's called Water Sounding, noob.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 20:26
|
|
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:It's called Water Sounding, noob. Funnel or no funnel.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 20:27
|
|
|
no funnel, a funnel makes that penile inflation (aquatic) instead
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 20:49
|
|
|
The Management posted:Honestly unfair that there’s no dick wash feature Only available on the Jordan Peterson edition
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 20:57
|
|
|
itry posted:Sometimes I think it'd be really cool to have one of those TOTO washlets, but then I look at the prices and go I retrofitted some houses with outlets specifically for high-end TOTO bidets, at an average cost of about $500(?) mid aughts bucks.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 21:16
|
|
|
There should be a little dick hose attachment to suck out the last drops of urine.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 21:20
|
|
|
redshirt posted:There should be a little dick hose attachment to suck out the last drops of urine. just fit a Dyson fanless piss atomizer on the wall adjacent. It just vanishes, nobody knows where it went.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 22:19
|
|
|
Elviscat posted:I retrofitted some houses with outlets specifically for high-end TOTO bidets, at an average cost of about $500(?) mid aughts bucks. I think that's the minimum price for a washlet these days. Dunno what the average is. Probably over a thousand.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 23:36
|
|
|
itry posted:I think that's the minimum price for a washlet these days. Dunno what the average is. Probably over a thousand. That was on top of the bidet price.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2024 23:41
|
|
|
redshirt posted:There should be a little dick hose attachment to suck out the last drops of urine. Your lips to god’s ears, blessed prophet.
|
|
#
?
Mar 11, 2024 00:54
|
|
|
redshirt posted:There should be a little dick hose attachment to suck out the last drops of urine. That might be fine for your little dick but I need a big dick hose.
|
|
#
?
Mar 11, 2024 01:54
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 5, 2024 14:42 |
|
|
Alucard posted:That might be fine for your little dick but I need a big dick hose. With adjustable cups for EXTRA LARGE MAGNUM DONGS and smaller sizes...
|
|
#
?
Mar 11, 2024 02:12
|
|