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What's the deal with people planting those trees that smell like cum when they are flowering? It's loving gross I had to look it up and apparently it's some kind of pear tree that people like cause if the white flowers but it smells so loving gross who's idea is it to plant them? Like I went to a store today and the whole parking lot stank from them, and it's a drat parking lot it's not like the trees where there ready and they paved around them, some rear end in a top hat had to actually stand up in some meeting about how to design the parking lot and say "you know what think will really make people want to show here? Let's fill the rows between the parking spots with trees that stink like the sock I hid under my bed when I was in highschool" Like why in the world is that ever the tree anyone plants?
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i've never smelled a cum tree but now i'm curious if they're real or if op's cum just smells unusual, great thread, gears turning
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Mar 11, 2024 06:46
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Kookaburra goons in the ol cum tree Sorry to say but squirt is pee-ee
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Mar 11, 2024 06:53
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those goddamn things are planted all over every goddamn college campus and median in albuquerque
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Mar 11, 2024 06:54
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Ah yes a cumquad im familiar with it
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Mar 11, 2024 06:55
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It's these, they are very pretty and smell absolutely loving foulquote:Their dense clusters of white blossoms are conspicuous in early spring, with an odor often compared to rotting fish or semen.
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Mar 11, 2024 06:57
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MrQwerty posted:It's these, they are very pretty and smell absolutely loving foul lol, in the wikipedia references Here's why the trees on your street smell like semen op doesn't have weird cum (well, i assume), he was right
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Mar 11, 2024 06:59
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Are you talking about linden trees? They flower quite early. Not a fun fact: their scent drive pollinators crazy but the nectar contains very little sugar, occasionally causing bees to work themselves to death. Edit: oh, nevermind
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Mar 11, 2024 07:00
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My girlfriend loves these trees and has demanded I plant them for her
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Mar 11, 2024 07:02
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There was a cum tree where we used to wait for the bus in the yard. Best game is where you trick someone into going underneath and then shake the heck out of the tree so they get cum blossoms on their clothes, in hair. awful loving things. Gross type of tree but solid B-tier place to find easter eggs Best yard plant was probably bleeding hearts with crocuses a close 2nd.
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Mar 11, 2024 07:12
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The are a million of these trees in my city it so loving gross. My old office had them in the entrance to the building and you hit a giant whiff of semen coming or going.
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Mar 11, 2024 07:25
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Gotta get the ladies acclimated cause I only throw out my jizzsocks once a quarter.
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Mar 11, 2024 08:21
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Nature is truly beautiful I mean gross Nature is really loving gross, guys
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Mar 11, 2024 08:30
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The wiki says Lady Bird Johnson liked that tree. What kind of freak was she 
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Mar 11, 2024 08:42
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Secks Cauldron posted:The wiki says Lady Bird Johnson liked that tree. What kind of freak was she idk if you've ever heard about her husband, but
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Mar 11, 2024 08:49
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I've never smelled those trees but I'll gag when I smell that someone with too much perfume/cologne/overpowering laundry detergent passes me outside so v0v
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Mar 11, 2024 08:54
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lol at the op wondering why it reeks of stale cum everywhere they go
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Mar 11, 2024 10:03
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And nobody posted that British skit* about those trees and Queen Victoria? It's like I don't even recognise GBS anymore. *Phone posting and I don't feel like searching for it, feel free to be the hero the thread needs.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqlYGuZGVM
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Mar 11, 2024 11:09
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There we go, you are thread MVP as far as I'm concerned. Good job.
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Mar 11, 2024 11:11
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David Mitchell needs to play ladies more often
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Nooner posted:What's the deal with people planting those trees that smell like cum when they are flowering? It's loving gross I had to look it up and apparently it's some kind of pear tree that people like cause if the white flowers but it smells so loving gross who's idea is it to plant them? they don’t smell like cum, you smell like cum, do some laundry plz
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Mar 11, 2024 12:05
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MrQwerty posted:those goddamn things are planted all over every goddamn college campus and median in albuquerque There was one street in my college campus that had them all down it also everyone hates it and avoided it during spring semester it's the worst
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Mar 11, 2024 15:09
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Now I want a cum tree, thanks op. Growing up there used to be these trees that were sexed and I forget if it was the male or female trees but when it bloomed it smelled like literal dogshit. So much so you'd constantly check your shoes.
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Mar 11, 2024 15:16
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Beat me to it, it's a classic
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Mar 11, 2024 15:26
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those are regular trees nooner. i've just been cumming on them
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Mar 11, 2024 16:30
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where i cum from they call it a ropes tree
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Mar 11, 2024 16:30
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quote:The trees were introduced to the U.S. by the United States Department of Agriculture facility at Glenn Dale, Maryland, as ornamental landscape trees in the mid-1960s. They became popular with landscapers because they were inexpensive, transported well and grew quickly. Lady Bird Johnson promoted the tree in 1966 by planting one in downtown Washington, D.C.[7][8] The New York Times also promoted the tree saying, "Few trees possess every desired attribute, but the Bradford ornamental pear comes unusually close to the ideal."[9] really speaks to how bad the 60s smelled overall
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Mar 11, 2024 16:32
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it's like that m night shyamalan movie where the trees send out chemicals that make you cum. I think the movie was "cum tree bonanza"
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Mar 11, 2024 16:33
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grew up around bradford pears and lol yeah thats what they smell like but pollen is just plant cum when you think about it
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Mar 11, 2024 16:34
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You'd think most goons would be noseblind to the scent of cum by now
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Mar 11, 2024 16:41
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Dogwoods have beautiful flowers, the cum smell is just a bonus.
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Mar 11, 2024 16:48
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dreezy posted:grew up around bradford pears and lol yeah thats what they smell like Fuckin' tree bukkake all over my windshield
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Mar 11, 2024 16:49
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My mom was just complaining about these things causing allergies but I guess I just looked it up and they actually are insect pollinated. However the smell is so bad it will cause irritation itself.
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Mar 11, 2024 17:12
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It's pretty hosed up that everyone living is just a cum glob that got bigger and grew hair and teeth and has a credit score 
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Mar 11, 2024 17:14
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I thought OP was doing a weird bit but I now know cum trees are an actual thing. I guess I've never lived near one.
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Mar 11, 2024 17:16
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All the little fruits that they poo poo out will also leave behind a stain on your car that is relatively difficult to take off
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Larry Cum Free posted:It's pretty hosed up that everyone living is just a cum glob that got bigger and grew hair and teeth and has a credit score That's gross and malecentric. You're not a cumglob... We're all cumblobs that landed on a nearly microscopic booger that grew bigger. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Mar 11, 2024 17:19
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Grey Cat posted:That's gross and malecentric. You're not a cumglob... whatever u say hugesperm
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Cum Tree Arborist would be a good username
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